LINDSAY LOHAN????


You: hey!
Stranger: HERRO! I’M LINDSAY LOHAAAAN
You: HI LINDSAY!
Stranger: HAAAAAY
You: i didn’t know you were outta rehab!
You: how ya feeling?
Stranger: I’M OUT AND BEAUTIFUL
Stranger: JUST A LITTLE DRUNK
You: i’m a little drunk too
Stranger: AREN’T WE ALLLL
You: but that’s fine, it only makes you more beautful (:
Stranger: OH THANKS BABE
Stranger: (;
You: i love you lindsay.
You: i’d do anything for you!
Stranger: FUCK ME?
You: if you want me to!
Stranger: SWEET
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE ANY EXTRA WEED AND SEX TOYS?
You: i have weed, just not extra sex toys
Stranger: AWESOMJE
Stranger: AWESOME*
Stranger: WE CAN SMOKE , AND FUCK
You: cool!
Stranger: AT THE SAME DAMN TIME !
You: YUSSSS!
Stranger: YO, I LIVE AT 546 BEECH ROAD IN LA
Stranger: HIT ME UP
You: awesome
You: pay for my tickets to usa?
Stranger: YOU’RE NOT IN THE USA?
You: not at the moment. was trying the new ‘peach flavored’ weed in amsterdam
You: can’t get back though :S
Stranger: WHYY?!?!?
You: weed is life?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: YOU’RE OUT OF CONTROL
You: oh true you’ve been to rehab, your views have changed…
Stranger: 310-469-0269
Stranger: CALL ME BABEH (;
Stranger: RIGHT NOW!
You: yeah i’m not actually american.
Stranger: JUST CALL ME
You: it’ll come up with some fucked up number
You: or some indian sucking dick on the other end.
Stranger: NO
Stranger: IT’S MY CEL
Stranger: CELL*
You: collect call.
You: it’ll cost.
Stranger: d:
Stranger: D:*
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: JUST CALL ME!
Stranger: PLEEASE
You: why…?
Stranger: I WANNA FLIRT AND TALK DIRTY
Stranger: PLEEEASE

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