Lookin’ for a good elf?


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: dont bother yourself, i am male
You: Hey
You: Dang.
Stranger: hey yourelf
You: My elf?
You: It’s in the back.
You: Elves aren’t allowed in the house.
Stranger: come on…. your kidding me
Stranger: i guess i pushed the button
Stranger: :D:D:d
You: Which button?
Stranger: elves story button
You: Yes, you have.
You: Would you like to hear one?
Stranger: actually no
Stranger: :)
You: Are you sure?
You: Elves know a lot of stories.
You: And some of them are quite good.
Stranger: i am kind of horny
Stranger: you knoe…
Stranger: thanks for chat
You: Wait
You: Elves know horny stories.
Stranger: :D:D:D:D
Stranger: shit, what elves doenot know ?
You: Well, they don’t know how to keep their mouths shut,
You: Or how to make a decent cranberry sauce.
Stranger: :D
You: Which is why mine is outside.
Stranger: bye sis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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