Magical Horn!


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: heyy
Stranger: wats up
You: WAIT WAIT!
You: what species are youu????
Stranger: fish
Stranger: hbu?
You: dude im a unicorn!
You: fish r tastayyyy >:D
Stranger: woah!
Stranger: lol yes we are!
You: may i just nibble on your tail a bit?
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: considering i’ve already bitten a bit off your horn
You: *nibbles on tail*
You: OMG
Stranger: owch!
You: OH NO U DIDNT!
You: *EATS YOU*
Stranger: gah!
You: HA!
You: HOW DOES IT FEEL IN MY BELLY?!?!
Stranger: well
Stranger: i was a pregnant fish
Stranger: so i was TRYING to get eaten
Stranger: now my babies will hatch in your belly
Stranger: and EAT YOU!!
You: *GASP*
You: *Throws up u and your disgusting babies on land so u cant breathe*
You: ha!
You: take that!
Stranger: oh NO
Stranger: too bad..
You: oh YES
Stranger: we’re FLYING FISH
Stranger: HA!
You: DUDE
You: U LYIN!
Stranger: NOPE
Stranger: WE FLY
You: TO BAD I ALREADY NAILED YOU TO THE GROUND!
Stranger: with wat?
Stranger: i already ATE YOUR HORN REMEMBER?
You: A REALLY SHARP ROCK!
Stranger: CANT CATCH US
You: UNICORNS CAN FLY TOO YOU KNOW!
Stranger: NOT WITHOUT A MAGIC HORN!
Stranger: HA!
You: MY HORN GREW BACK AND ITS INDESTRUCTABLE!
You: SO HA!
Stranger: MY BABIES ARE HUNGRY!
Stranger: WE KEEP EATING
Stranger: UR HORN
Stranger: AND WE CALLED OUR FISHY FRIENDS
You: ITS INDESTRUCTABLE!!
Stranger: THE MORE WE EAT
Stranger: THE FASTER WE CAN FLY!
You: MY HORN IS INDESTRUCTABLE SO U CANT POSSIBLY EAT IT!
Stranger: oh my gosh
Stranger: are you a MAGIC unicorn?
You: yes i am
Stranger: forgive us for attacking you
Stranger: we can’t possibly defeat a MAGIC unicorn
You: its ok…but you know that first horn…. it was really special….
You: i cant live without it…
Stranger: forgive us
Stranger: *cough up horn*
Stranger: here you are sir
Stranger: we can’t digest it anyway
You: its no good now…
Stranger: horns give us diarrhea
Stranger: oh no
You: i might as well say goodbye to the world
You: get me a rope and a tree
Stranger: no!
Stranger: we will help you
You: yes….its time
Stranger: we will find another horn
You: you cant replace such a horn….
Stranger: but we are also MAGICAL fish
Stranger: and using our invisible fish magic
Stranger: we have made another horn for you
You: *gets gun*
Stranger: no!
Stranger: take the horn!
You: i cant!
You: i needed the horn i had!
Stranger: we will force you to take it!
You: no other horn will do!
Stranger: this one is BETTER
You: it cant work!
Stranger: this one may not be magical..
Stranger: but it GLOWS IN THE DARK!!!
You: OMG DUDE IS IT LIMITED EDITION?!?
You: ILL TAKE IT!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: TAKE IT
Stranger: TAKE IT AND GO
Stranger: ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY
You: WHERE?
Stranger: TO HAPPY LAND
You: I WILL!
Stranger: WHERE ALL GOOD UNICORNS GO!
You: I WILL!
You: bye my friend, for now….
Stranger: BRING BACK SOME LOLLIPOPS!
Stranger: goodbye, unicorn
You: i shall
You: goodbye fishy
You: i wish you well

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