major pwnage

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: whats upp?
You: nothing much i just put liquid paper on a bee
You: it died
Stranger: whats liquid paper?
You: liquid paper?
You: white out
You: correction pen
Stranger: oh
Stranger: why did you do that?
You: because i wanted to recreate step brothers scenes with my self
Stranger: and why do you have a bee
You: why wouldnt i have a bee?
Stranger: but step brothers is a good movie
Stranger: did you just catch a bee?
You: no i actually own a honey making business
You: so i have bees on my farm
You: and i took out one of my hive
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: where you fromm
You: i am from australia mateeeeeeee
You: you
Stranger: canada
You: canada eh?
Stranger: isnt it kind of late in australia
You: no its the afternoon
Stranger: oh yea
You: do you eat beavers?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: no! lol
Stranger: they are our native animal
Stranger: i think its illegal
You: i think its illegal to ride in kangaroos pouches but i do it all the time
Stranger: you cant dot hat
Stranger: that*
You: well i do
You: all the time
You: i ride it to school
Stranger: hahahahahah
Stranger: nice try
Stranger: i bet people actually believe you sometimes
You: i actually bet people believe you are not a fifty year old creepy pedophile to!

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