Miley Cyrus!!?!?


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Demi Lovato.
Stranger: miley cyrus?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: what r u doing here?
You: no…
Stranger: G TELL PEOPLE
Stranger: GO*
Stranger: YOU CANT BE TAMED
Stranger: CANT BE TAMED
Stranger: CANT CANT CANT
Stranger: be tamed!
Stranger: :D
You: ok.
Stranger: fine fine im sorry
Stranger: i called u miley
Stranger: Jay z
Stranger: so whats up?
Stranger: new album anytime soon
Stranger: ?
Stranger: maybe u should try country instead of rap
Stranger: black country artist
Stranger: :D
You: you’re quite entertaining.
Stranger: yayy!!!
Stranger: thank u thank u
Stranger: I am a lucky stone in the woods
Stranger: is what they all say
Stranger: no
Stranger: actually
Stranger: A SHELL
Stranger: IN THE SEA
Stranger: :D
Stranger: A pwetty one
Stranger: with glitter
You: a shell in the woods
Stranger: and kesha inside
You: there are no shells in woods, therefore, you are a lucky one.
Stranger: ke-dollar sign-ha
Stranger: YAY okayu :D
Stranger: and u can be
Stranger: the person who discovered me
Stranger: its like
Stranger: a good
Stranger: episode
Stranger: of Dora the xplorer
Stranger: explorer
Stranger: *
You: except im not Dora. nor am I hispanic.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: thats a shame
Stranger: u can be the monkey?
Stranger: and get a hispanic girl
Stranger: to go with u on ur adventure
You: (insert my name here) the explorer?
Stranger: :O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ho wdare u
Stranger: take out
Stranger: DORA
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: thats a crime young lady
Stranger: a very serious crime
You: send me to jail then
Stranger: its like
Stranger: Barney and friendds
Stranger: without barney
Stranger: :(
You: oh no
Stranger: mmmhmm
Stranger: temme about it
Stranger: sista
Stranger: anywayssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
You: you’re drunk, arent you
Stranger: i shall be on my way to be a shell in the woods
Stranger: no :(
Stranger: no im not
You: this may have to go on that one website
You: whats it called?
Stranger: which website?
Stranger: reddit?
You: omeglechats.com?
Stranger: really?
Stranger: thats a website?
Stranger: yay
Stranger: ill be popular
Stranger: :D
You: i believe so
Stranger: wooohoooooo
Stranger: me and you
Stranger: or no
Stranger: you and i
You: FAMOUS
Stranger: lady gagas song
You: OUR NAMES UP IN LIGHTS
Stranger: we can sing it together
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: keep going
Stranger: please dont stop
Stranger: tlaking
You: Fameee!
Stranger: lay it all on me
Stranger: FAME
You: yellow model chicks!
Stranger: and we’ll be FEMME FATALES
Stranger: :D
Stranger: with our hair dyed blonde
You: we’ll get what other people get in ten years, in 2 days!
Stranger: Ooooohhh
Stranger: thats a song right?
Stranger: LMAO
You: YES!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: stupid lyric
Stranger: like that stupid hoe
Stranger: nicki minaj
You: :O
Stranger: yo a stupid hoe
Stranger: ur stupid ho
Stranger: hoe*
You: i am nicki minaj..
Stranger: stu pid stupi dstupid
Stranger: she always drunk
Stranger: but her musics sort of catchy :S
Stranger: i know
Stranger: take me away
Stranger: and throw me into …
You: A GREAT ESCAPPPEEEE
Stranger: lets run
Stranger: away
Stranger: baby
Stranger: just say yess
Stranger: oho oh oh
Stranger: oh oh ohhhh
Stranger: oh
You: not familiar.
Stranger: we were
Stranger: both young
Stranger: when i first saw u
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ?
You: :D
Stranger: ring a bell?
You: TSWIFT
Stranger: SWIFTIE
Stranger: YUP!
Stranger: now lets sing
Stranger: ra rah olalal
Stranger: rama ramama
Stranger: osahoisadhpihdspihfdoidsh
Stranger: want ur bad romance
You: yayyaya
Stranger: i want ur ugly i want ur disease
Stranger: i wonder why she says that
Stranger: shes got it all
Stranger: to begin with
You: i want your everything as long as its freee
Stranger: O_o
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats such
Stranger: a brown line
Stranger: brown people….and free stuff
Stranger: totally go together
You: you sound like you know this?
Stranger: know what?
You: about brown people and free stuff
Stranger: DUH!
You: you sound like an expert of some sort
Stranger: Canadian in zeeee house
You: USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Stranger: Oooooooo
Stranger: the land of land
Stranger:
Stranger: makes no sense?
Stranger: exactly my point
Stranger: O_o
You: i dont understand
Stranger: you wouldnt…
Stranger: dont worry
Stranger: just smile and wave
Stranger: :D
You: is it a canadian joke?
Stranger: nooooo….
Stranger: just an implication of americans maybe?
You: doesnt process in my dumb american brain
You: all i can think of is
Stranger: there you go
Stranger: :S
You: fast food
Stranger: :D*
Stranger: that was the point
Stranger: :D
Stranger: yay
Stranger: u cracked the puzzle
You: yay!
Stranger: hawla at a playa
You: im actually european
Stranger: Oooo
Stranger: no wonder
Stranger: u cracked the puzzle
Stranger: or else
Stranger:
Stranger: u just would die owndering
You: but living in the us
Stranger: yeah see what tthat american stuff has done to u
You: dumbs us all down O.O
Stranger: one day ull look and even sound like nicki minaj
Stranger: :D
Stranger: yup!
Stranger: thats the american life
You: sw@qq
Stranger: O_O huh?
Stranger: whats tht?
Stranger: anyways GAL I SHALL GO ILL SEE U ….. IN HELL O_O no im kidding.. ill be in the heavens above :D
You: swag!
Stranger: i better see this chat online
Stranger: ohhhhh
Stranger: wth
Stranger: is
Stranger: sw@qq
Stranger: that makes no sense
You: s w @=a q=g
Stranger: are u a mexican?
Stranger: cuz i dont talk alien language
You: i am croatian
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: my teacher is that
Stranger: i have no idea what it is
Stranger: but i LOVE HIM
Stranger: HES AMAZING
well not really
Stranger: hes just humorous at times
Stranger: thats all
You: just across the meditteranean from italy and greece.
Stranger: oh niiiiiice
Stranger: why the hell would u leave that lifestyle
Stranger: for burgers
Stranger: ?
Stranger: in america*
You: i was forced O.O
Stranger: thats fun
Stranger: anyways i shall go young one but dont worry ill be back O_O
You: dont forget omeglechats.com!
Stranger: wait lemme even see if thats a real thing
Stranger: O_o
You: almost positive!
Stranger: OMG IT IS IT IS
im gonna be famous
Stranger: :’)
Stranger: im so proud o fmyself
Stranger: but i have no one to hug
You: *hug!*
Stranger: its okay though i will be hugging trees thta give out money one day
Stranger: :D
Stranger: no no need
Stranger: for ur cheap
Stranger: text hug
Stranger: pfft
Stranger: please
Stranger: anyways i will keep my eyes open O_O on that site to see me rise to fame
Stranger: for the meantime
Stranger:
Stranger: HAWLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: hawla back at a canadian
Stranger: with ur arms
Stranger: in the air
Stranger: wooohoo
Stranger: hawlaaaaa
Stranger: there we go
You: hawlaaaaa
Stranger: :D
Stranger: babye
Stranger: ba-bye*
You: bye!
Stranger: DONT FORGET!
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: TO POST
Stranger: AND MAKE ME FAMOUS
You: KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED!
Stranger: OR IL LTELL UR MOM TO SLAP THE SILLY OUT OF YOUR EUROEAN FACE
Stranger: OKAY OKAY
Stranger: mmmhmm
You: now disconnect so i can save the log!
Stranger: okay okay
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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