Mom, I’m a Pornstar.


Stranger: Mom, I’m a pornstar.
You: Just don’t tell your father.
Stranger: Don’t tell daddy?
You: Yus.
You: -whispers- he’s a porn addict.
Stranger: Oh God. How’d you find out?
You: Well lets just say that the VCR isn’t a good hiding place.
You: .. neither is the closet.
Stranger: Aw, God.
Stranger: If he finds out, is he going to…like watch me?
You: I’m afraid so.
Stranger: Oh shit. This won’t be good.
You: Well.. there is only one solution.
Stranger: What is that?
You: Burn the evidence.
Stranger: Burn it? I have to turn it in though!
You: No, we’re burning you. -grabs molotov-
Stranger: MOM NO! -cries-
You: IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!
Stranger: -slaps you and scratches you- Mom! I’m your daughter!
You: THEN WE DIE.. TOGETHERRRRRRRR. -throws molotov in the air-
You: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!
You have disconnected.

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  1. #1 by Manoj Bhimwal - July 3rd, 2010 at 08:29

    hi.hi

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  2. #2 by Cathyer - July 16th, 2010 at 14:48

    rofl

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