Omegle Chats

You: Hey, welcome to Narnia
Stranger: im not russian
You: I am not either, I am Narnian
Stranger: cool u know mr tomnos?
You: yeah we live near each other
You: have u met him?
Stranger: yeh hes a great guy :)
Stranger: ya know he gave me one of his magic jars for just 4 stroomphledonks!
You: oh have u opened the jar?? :O
You: please tell me u havent?
Stranger: no corse not i would never dare
You: thank goodness. my uncle once did and he imploded in a flash of purple light
Stranger: oh no :( i pray to the white bitch hes okay
You: yes me to. mr tomnos said he should reappear someday soon
Stranger: good
You: i would just throw that jar away…
Stranger: okay
You: or burn it…
Stranger: wait… your uncle wosnt stusan mc mistymandem wos he?
You: yes!!! uve heard of him??
Stranger: oh hes a twt! he sha*ged my sheepcow
You: well he has been known to….i do apologise. have u had your sheepcow checked over?
Stranger: yes fortunately he hasnt got an std
You: oh thank goodness. i cant afford to pay another person to have some medication
Stranger: yes i charge 25 stroomphledonks for a fine sheepcow like mine
You: mmm not to expensive them but more than i can afford…
You: *then
Stranger: i c gettin tuff these days isnt it
You: yeah. especially with my uncle around….
Stranger: yes hes been very ill i know
You: yes he has had a lot of stress from his work
Stranger: mhm wot wos his occupation?
You: he makes weapons for greek gods. Zeus just ordered 1,000 bronze swords by next week
You: gods these days
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i onli work for screech the weasel :.(
You: oh really. thats how my uncle started out. then he opened his own buisness
Stranger: wow mayb i could do the same! :)
You: yeah that would be cool
You: hey maybe i could get my uncle to emply you as an apprentice?
Stranger: yeh! :0
You: if he ever comes back….
Stranger: i hope so for ur case :……………(
You: and urs
Stranger: yes i h8 workin mi ass off 4 shit
You: my uncle would probz pay u well
Stranger: im glad
You: hows the sheepcow?
Stranger: oh its good it can still smurf a stinksquirter and urs?
You: its great. full of moonjuice and jellybubbles u know
Stranger: ooh delightful to hear :)
You: im thinking of getting a pigmouse. wat do u think??
Stranger: definitly! theyr very good at flicking the muckpoosters
You: i heard they are very noisy at night tho. =/
Stranger: i just wish the white bitck would legalise dogrhinos, bt she thinks theyr too schmeega :(
You: ooo i love dogrhinos they are sooooooo cute. she would think they are too schmeega
Stranger: yeh shes a bitch
You: and an idiot
Stranger: and she should legalis weed as well
You: mmm im not bothered about that but i wish she would legalise worm juice, sheep cows love it
Stranger: and crack cocaine
You: yeah the very crackly kind
Stranger: YES
Stranger: …well iv just cream-ated goodbye!
You: ok….
Stranger: bye!!
You: byee!!!
Stranger: ok
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