Never Talk to Strangers


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello :D
You: OMG A STRANGER
You: GET AWAY FROM ME
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: its okay dear
You: I’M SCARED OF STRANGERS AND MY MOMMY TOLD ME NEVER TO TALK TO THEM
Stranger: just breathe and get into the van
Stranger: i have candy
Stranger: dont worry :)
You: NO I WILL NEVER GO…wait, candy?
You: what kind of candy?
Stranger: dont make me put this good smelling handkerchief over your mouth.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: whats your favorite, we have EVERYTHING
Stranger: come look
Stranger: :)
You: everything? =D OKAY.
You: but..wait…mommy said never to get into a van with ANYONE unless I know what’s happening
You: come out here and SHOW me the candy!
Stranger: ah… its in big buckets and they are so heavy
Stranger: your mom doesnt know what she’s talking about.
You: she doesn’t? You mean…she lied to me? But Mommy would NEVER lie to me…
Stranger: she lies to you everyday. she tells you she loves you right?
You: what? MOMMY DOES LOVE ME. SHE DOES.
Stranger: she lies.
Stranger: what a wretched liar.
Stranger: come where there is happiness.
You: but how do you know? do you know my mommy?
Stranger: *creepy music playing a nursery song in the van*
Stranger: oh we used to be the best of friends :D
You: really? So you really know each other?
You: Well, I guess if you know Mommy, you’re not really a stranger…
Stranger: nope :)
Stranger: omegle : talk to mommys friends!
You: *climbs into van* okay, I want some gummy worms, and m&ms, and kitkats, only not too much because mommy says too much will rot my teeth…
Stranger: *closes door quietly*
You: *looks around* wait. Where’s the candy? Why’s the door closed? YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD CANDY!
Stranger: >:)
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
You have disconnected.

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  1. #1 by Kyla - December 6th, 2010 at 21:42

    LOLOLOLOL

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