No more green for Greensleeves


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: May I singeth you a song?
Stranger: SCREAM!!!
You: No.
You: May I singeth you a song?
Stranger: yes
You: Alasss my loooove, you dooo me wrong to make me waffles instead of pancaaakes. And I have been waiiiting for so looong for my buttery pancaaakes.
Stranger: im sorry
You: Greeensleeeves, you messed up biiitch. Greensleeeves, this is not my order.
Stranger: i stuffed up again
Stranger: didn’t i
Stranger: i dun goof’d
You: Greensleeves, I will not leave a tippp and I will get you fiiiired.
You: You beeeg me tooo forgiiive you sooo, but thiiis is theee third time it’s happened.
Stranger: please
Stranger: dont get me fired
Stranger: i have a family to feed
You: I can’t let youuu get away from thiiiis agaiiin or I will looose my tempeeerr.
Stranger: please don’t tell the bos
You: Greeensleeves, stop beggiiiiing. Greensleeeves, get off of the floooor.
Stranger: *jumps*
Stranger: *floats*
You: Greeensleeeeves, you’re making a fooool of yourself, and I am getting embarraaaassed.
Stranger: *slaps you*
You: You floooat in the aiiiir and prooomise more pancaakes, so now I must reconsiderrr.
Stranger: MY SLEAVES ARE PURPLE
You: But noww you’ve slapped mee and now I will get you fiiiired, so good luuuck on the streeets bitchh.
You have disconnected.

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