Omegle Chats

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are yah?
You: WHY DID SHARK WEEK HAVE TO END? :(
Stranger: shark week?
You: think im going to commit suicide now
You: …
You: really?
You: you dont know what shark week is?
You: the discovery channel?
You: lots and lots of sharks
Stranger: i havn’t watched tv in years
You: ring a bell?
You: what are you a hermit
You: who has a computor
Stranger: well once i got a computer and internet i no longer used tV for entertainment
You: YOU REPLACED SHARK WEEK WITH PORN! WHY?
Stranger: you know i dont just use the internet for porn
Stranger: i do seek intellectual puruites as well
Stranger: as far as aquatic ventures go
Stranger: i find cuddlefish much more interesting
You: YOU LIKE CUDDLEFISH BUT NOT SHARKS… you my friend lost a man card
Stranger: man card?
Stranger: not much of a loss since im not a man to begin with…
You: ok well than you lose a women card for being on omegle
You: well than I think you know when you are a disgrace to the human race
You: …don’t know shark week
You: ….like cuddlefish
You: …and are a women
You: I will let you think about everything your missing in life
You have disconnected.