Omegle Chats

Stranger: heyyyyyy.
You: Kermit?
You: Kermit the frog?
Stranger: sadly not, its rosie
You: awwww
You: I’ve been trying to find Kermit for years
Stranger: :(
Stranger: i’m sorry
You: Do you know where he might be?
Stranger: look under your bed?
Stranger: or he could be with me? i could be lying haha
You: Oh, no. I hope he’s not under my bed. A monster lives under there.
You: IS HE WITH YOU???
You: YOU SLUT!!!
Stranger: he loves me more!!!!
Stranger: sorrrrry
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
You: I’m going to come beat you up?
Stranger: :O you wouldn’t hit a girl!!
You: YES I WOULD!
You: And then Kermit would leave you.
Stranger: :( he loves me more than everything
Stranger: even beyond my looks haha
You: No. He would leave you because I know how to catch flies the way he likes them
Stranger: haha oh really?
You: I already killed miss piggy.
You: I will get you too.
Stranger: :( okay okay you can have him.
You: Thanks. Now where is he?
Stranger: i jet packed him to wherever you are
Stranger: he’s sitting on your doorstep
You: Ok. thanks
Stranger: waiting for you
You: I’ll go get him!!!!
You have disconnected.