ONE DIRECTION {the band}


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello im the oracle, ask me one question and i will answer it. choose wisely.
You: I LOVE ONE DIRECTION
Stranger: up my anus?
You: no. they’re a band.
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: ask me the question?
You: will i ever get to meet one direction?! ;)
Stranger: well
Stranger: you will marry the drummer
Stranger: but then get divorced
Stranger: for having sex scandal
Stranger: with the lead guitarist
Stranger: (wags finger)
Stranger: thats a no no…
Stranger: im sorry
You: they don’t even have a drummer or guitarist
Stranger: didnt you say…
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: well
Stranger: it was worth a try
Stranger: trolling is hard
Stranger: when you know nothing of a badn
Stranger: band
Stranger: at least you dont like justin bieber
Stranger: (L
Stranger: (:
You: well…..
Stranger: well fuck your couch if you like him
Stranger: happy holidays!
Stranger: if you dont then, your’e okay
You: happy holidays to you too (:
Stranger: gooday!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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