Stranger: IM GONNA PEE ON YOUR MOTHERS FACE
You: *Hands you a shovel*
You: You’ll need that.
Stranger: IS YOUR MOM THAT UGLY?
You: She’s burried at (CEMETERY ADDRESS)
You: Her grave is in the far right corner.
Stranger: …
You: I suggest you go at night. The gravekeepers don’t take kindly to graverobbers.

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Stranger: My name is Shin se kyung
You: im lord voldemort vader
Stranger: holy crap.
Stranger: where’s harry?!
You: screwed
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! D;
Stranger: all hope is lost!
You: im sending the world to hell
You: ):)
Stranger: NUUUUUUUUUU!
You: hahahahah
You: *evil laugh*
Stranger: YOU HAVE NO NOSE! D;
You: i have a black mas to cover that!
Stranger: O;
You: lord voldemort VADER ftw
Stranger: LIKE A PEDOBEAR MASK?!
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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You: You’re on your way to a job interview, a very, very important job interview, when you step in a heaping pile of mud. You already woke up late and are feeling horrible about the interview and this doesn’t make it any better. You step out of the mud and continue on your way. Not a minute after this mishap you step and fall into a manhole. You find yourself in the sewers. You get up and look around, plugging your nose so as not to puke from the horrid smells. Behind you there’s a ladder to back outside. You start climbing it when it all brakes and you find yourself falling back down into the water. A few men come over and start yelling saying “Stay there man, we’ll get you out!” but you are already unconscious because you hit your head when you fell. After what seems like hours you wake up. Confused you find yourself still in the disgusting waters. You realize that somehow you can breath and start to swim towards the surface. But unexpectedly everything seems to be upside down. You find that underneath the sewers there is a whole underwater world filled with strange creatures. Still worried about getting to your job interview on time you find the nearest creature to ask for directions. This thing appears to be hostile, It has large eyes and razor sharp teeth not to mention it smells like cabbage.

What do you do?
Stranger: I flee in the opposite direction
You: You start to swim away trying to go as fast as possible, but you feel something holding you back. The creature is holding you and wont let you go! It looks as if it wants to have a conversation with you, on the other hand it does look pretty hungry. Do you choose to try and have a friendly conversation with it or do you attack and flee?
Stranger: I attempt to communicate with the creature, still staying on my toes in case it attacks
You: It turns out the beast is, in fact not a beast at all. In fact, upon closer inspection its quite a handsome thing. Of course, the smell of cabbage is still very strong. You’re still very worried about your interview and you quickly ask which way to the nearest exit. It points to the left. You thank it and leave. You start to swim to the left and start to hear other creatures saying, “Never trust the beast” You aren’t sure if they are talking about the one you met or another one. Do you choose to go to the left or go another direction?
Stranger: I move towards the other creatures and attempt to inquire about what they mean.
You: You swim towards the others, 2 small creatures that are similar to octopusses and a large dog like animal. You ask about there conversation and Ask what they mean. They start to tell you what they know. “Well that creature is very strange, we heard that a human asked it for directions once and was late for his job interview! it was a very tragic event.” DO you take there adivce and head another way or continue left?
Stranger: After taking quite a liking to the handsome cabbage beast, I choose to trust him and head left.
You: You continue left and find yourself getting closer and closer to what should have been the bottom of the sewers. instead you find yourself entering a long hallway filled with sleeping people dressed in suits. You think carefully before entering the hallway and find a sign saying, “Hall of Sleeping Interviewees.” You notice that they’re all dressed in suits. You can either choose to enter in your suit, possibly falling asleep and being late for your job, or you can take off part of your suit and be ill prepared for your interview. Which do you choose?
Stranger: I remove my jacket and tie before continuing
You: You walk through the hallway, wiping a tear for all the lost jobs and opportunities. You reach the end of the hallway and you reach two doorways.
You: Which do you choose to go through?
Stranger: I stay to the left
You: You go through the door on the left and then find two more doors. Except, this time ones on the ceiling and ones on the floor.
You: Which do you choose?
Stranger: I take the door on the floor, having no way to reach the ceiling
You: You try the door on the floor and find you are unable to open it. You luckily took a course in “how to break into locked rooms and/or homes” so opening the door was no problem. Sadly just when you were about to unlock it the door shrank leaving you with only one door to go through. How will you get to the door on the ceiling?
Stranger: I check my inventory
You: You find a rope, a book on how to make ladders, and a mudkip ultra rare folio card. What do you do?
Stranger: I stare in awe at the ultra rare mudkip card. I had been searching for this very jewel for as long as I can remember, never coming to close to obtaining one. I snap out of my trance and take out the rope, attempting to lasso it up to the doorknob.
You: You succeed in opening the door BUT a giant cake comes hurtling at you! What do you do?!
Stranger: I somersault out of the way, then try to get a closer look in order to examine the fallen cake.
You: YOu examine the cake further and see that it is actually a pie! A magnificent pie with frosting and cherries. You have been searching for such a pie for the neighborhood potluck for months. But due to your low level your inventory can only carry 3 items. Before continueing through the door you either drop one your items or leave the amazing pie altogether.
Stranger: I thoroughly study the Book on How to Make Ladders before discarding it and picking up the pie.
You: You climb through the door and find deep black nothingness. In the distance you can hear a girl crying. You can also see a very dim light seemingly coming from a shaky ceiling light in the distance as well. Do you try to find the crying girl or do you go to the dim light, hopefully finding the exit and getting to your interview?
Stranger: I walk towards the crying girl, attempting to shed some light on the darkness with my ultra rare mudkip card.
You: The rare mudkip card illuminates the entire room. The hanging ceiling light was hanging over two shady looking fish men playing poker. You feel relieved in not choosing that way. The girl looks at the card in awe. She leaps up and instantly stops crying, “Oh thank goodness mister! You found my card! I’ve been looking for that!” You aren’t sure if she’s telling the truth, plus its an ultra rare mudkip card. Do you choose to give the card to her or do you keep it for yourself?
Stranger: I yell, “Finders keepers, losers weepers!” and shove the card in my pocket.
You: Good choice, the little girl starts to shrivel up and die. She screams and horror but with her final breath she yells out, “You will be late for your job interview!” With a puff of dust the girl is gone, your mudkip card is safe, the awesome pie still awesome, and your rope still a rope. You instantly start running in any which direction. You aren’t sure which way you had gone but you hoped you had gone left. You come to a clearing, where rampaging ponies with two heads roam freely. You notice they all have an extremely bad habit of drooling. Plus they have terrible table manners! Do you choose to teach the ponies table manners and jeopardize being late for the interview or do you choose to continue on your way?
Stranger: I gather all my belongings and hop on to one of the two headed ponies. I give it a kick and try to guide it in the right direction in an attempt to speed up my journey.
You: The pony starts to run the direction you guide it but suddenly a giant rabbit-panda hops out in front of you. It says that it wants the pony for its own. The rabbit-panda continues and says that it has children in need of this 2 headed pony. But it could be lying, do you give up your new friend or gallop away into the sunset?
Stranger: I once again look to the ultra rare mudkip card for guidance, in hopes that its powers will reveal the true intentions of this rabbit-panda.
You: You stare intensely at the ultra rare mudkip card and get lost in its beautiful shininess. “Listen,” it seemingly says, “Listen to your heart. When its calling for you, I don’t know where your going, and I don’t know why. Listen to your heart, before you tell your job good-bye.” You snap out of your vision and realize that the card was not talking to you but instead you were imagining it. The song was actually the many ponies and rabbit-panda’s amazing dance spectacle they had put on for you. Sadly, you missed it. You hang your head in despair and pocket your card. You walk forward and find yourself next to a forest. Do you choose to go to the right and go past the forest or go left and go through the forest?
Stranger: Being an avid forest explorer and environmentalist, I trek into the forest.
You: You walk into the forest and find it interesting and intriguing. You find the forest vaguely familiar but you shrug off the feeling continue on. Suddenly a giant rabid raccoon-fish jumps out and takes your inventory pack. He throws the rope to because he can not use because he does not have a posable thumbs. He sees the amazing and awesome pie and the ultra rare folio mudkip card and tells you to choose which one you wish to have more. Which do you want more, the pie or the card?
Stranger: I sit in deep though for an extended period of time. My card had just betrayed me and the pie could really help woo the local ladies at the neighborhood potluck. I blow the mudkip a goodbye kiss and ask for my pie.
You: The giant rabid raccoon-fish nods in understanding, takes the card and evaporates into the air. You pick up your belongings, the pie in one hand, the rope in the other (as the raccoon-fish failed to return your inventory pack) and make your way out of the forest. On the right you find yourself facing a long stairway that may lead to the outside world and hopefully your interview. On the left you see a ramp for the disabled going the same way as the stairway. The only problem is its so long and windy and steep in certain areas you may be late for the interview. Which way do you choose to take?
Stranger: I take the conservative route and make my way up the ramp
You: You reach the top and go through a doorway that leads to the interview. The boss points to the clock which says, 5:32. You jump with joy, you made it just in time! Upon closer inspection though, you see its 10 seconds past. You hang your head in despair, theres no way anyone would hire someone who’s THAT late. And for an interview of all things? The boss yells at you to pack up your things and leave. You do so and leave to your grandma’s house expecting to hear 37 cats eating tuna. Luckily due to your amazing pie the potlock is a super success and you pick a hot new girlfriend. You move in with her and life is good. She even buys you a new ultra rare folio mudkip card. Sadly the rope unravels and your forced to choose between the rope and the girlfriend. Which do you choose?
Stranger: I choose the rope, obviously
You: You say goodbye to your hot girlfriend and pack your things, taking great care of the unraveling rope. Moving back to your grandma’s is not fun but at least she was kind enough to leave your rope alone. The cats on the otherhand. . . sadly over the years ruined your rope with much playing and tuna eating. So in the end all you have is 37 cats eating tuna in your face. . . But hey you have a story to tell now
You: THE END!

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: beautiful day we’re having
You: best day of the year
Stranger: people should get out more
Stranger: real the breeze and shit
Stranger: *feel
You: i agree. nothing better than a refreshing walk in the rain
Stranger: helps keep the wrinkles away too
You: especially when the wind pulls your skin back
Stranger: that’s a given and a spark of lightning would be the ‘kick’ everyone needs
You: definitely! who needs caffeine when you’ve got lightning
Stranger: say no to drugs!we’re going green baby!!
You: all the way! in a tornado and back
Stranger: free falling will never be the same again
Stranger: it tears me up seeing a fellow nature lover :’)
Stranger: one that truly understands what it means being ‘outside’
You: oh oh me too :’) nice to know someone else appreciates the beauty of weather
You: one that looks past it’s flaws like a true lover
Stranger: but you can’t forget the air loving ones in here
Stranger: they contribute much much more than we ever could
Stranger: cause lets face it, air sustains us all
You: oh definitely. what is air? what is life? only they really know
Stranger: and without them there would no purpose, no spirit to drive this world on its axis
Stranger: a toast i say, a toast to the all the true air lovers out there
You: of course, we need to truly appreciate them. a toast indeed!
Stranger: to Frank! for always being sought right after Chester by the holy air lovers!
You: cheers! long live the air lovers!
Stranger: its been a blast pall i’m glad there’s still people pure of heart and mind in this messed up website
Stranger: cheers to you!
You: it’s people like you that keep me on here :’)
You: you’re like the silver lining of the dark rain clouds
Stranger: and you the gold needle that sews me in this typhoon of idiocy
Stranger: i’m sorry to be the bummer but i gotta disconnect do have a good day fellow lover of peace
You: nice conversing with you, and may your love continue!
Stranger: may our paths converge again peace out
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You: I KNOW WHAT AIR IS
Stranger: what is air?
You: I KNOW WHAT AIR IS
You: I KNOW WHAT AIR IS
Stranger: tell.
You: haha!
You: an air place with teh windows open
Stranger: trololol
You: I WIN
You: shit
Stranger: teh ?
Stranger: fail .
You: i meant air plane
You: lolz i know
You: fuck you i win
Stranger: lol .
You: teh
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Stranger: well this is nice (:
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You: i was about to say fuck a microwave
Stranger: wtf ? pwaha .
You: but then i realised
You: I WIN
You: and ima girl!
Stranger: realized*
Stranger: imma girll .
Stranger: haaay !
Stranger: LMFAO .
You: HAHA!
Stranger: womeen power .
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Stranger: girl*
You: lolz i was typing fast ok!
Stranger: eerrr w/e .
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You: yey!
Stranger: thats why typos can suck a dick .
Stranger: lmfao
You: yey!
Stranger: url ?
You: anyway
Stranger: (:
Stranger: lol
You: why are you saying what is ari anyways
You: *shit
You: *air
You: lol
Stranger: tumblr thing .
Stranger:

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Stranger: helllo
You: Hello.
Stranger: f?
You: I’m not a letter of the alphabet.
Stranger: ::)
Stranger: fmale?
You: Yes, I am a female.
You: I’m curious as to how this is important.
Stranger: yes because i masturbate
Stranger: my dick
You: Facinating.
Stranger: thanx
You: You know, it may be faster if you just watch some porn. You won’t find many willing to help you out here.
Stranger: here uit same
Stranger: do you want help me?
You: Does your boner make you unable to recognize sarcasm and general dislike?
Stranger: it betteer here
Stranger: no
Stranger: i like
Stranger: you masturbate sometime?
You: That’s sort of a silly question, statistically speaking.
Stranger: what is the statistics?
You: Something like 90% of the population has masturbated at some point in their life.
You: Even babies in the womb masturbate.
Stranger: how many time in a week?
Stranger: my dick is very excited
You: Your excited dick has obviously rendered you stupid.
Stranger: yes sure
You: I’ll spell it out for you: I’m not interested in helping you get off.
Stranger: mmmmh
Stranger: i come
Stranger: thanx
Stranger: ahhhhh
Stranger: mmmmh
You: Lovely.
Stranger: love you
You: I’m pretty sure you don’t.
Stranger: i would like to fuck you
Stranger: you want?
You: You really are a persistent fucker.
Stranger: yes thanx
Stranger: you like suckig?
You: The answer is still no.
Stranger: sucking?
You: You know, in read life, when a guy can’t take no for an answer, it’s called rape.
You: You are internet raping me.
You: And I happen to be a minor.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Sixteen.
Stranger: you re very inteligent
Stranger: me i have 14
You: You have fourteen, or are fourteen?
Stranger: 14 is my age
You: You’re pretty young to be internet raping girls.
Stranger: yes but i discover sperm
Stranger: there 1 year
Stranger: and i like
You: That’s nice.
Stranger: i m virgin
You: I should hope so, you’re very young.
Stranger: si i wanna fuck you
Stranger: an you?
You: Hun, shouldn’t you be out riding a bike or something?
You: How would your mom feel if she read this chat, hm?
Stranger: she see me a day masturbate
Stranger: she say me it s not good
You: Well, she’d probably be even more upset if she knew you were telling random girls online you want to fuck them.
Stranger: she suck my dad because i surprise them
You: Now, that’s just creepy. You shouldn’t watch your parents during their alone time.
Stranger: i masturbate in the same time
Stranger: because i seen the ashole mother
Stranger: very pretty
You: That’s quite the Oedipus complex.
Stranger: what
Stranger: i don t want to fuck her
Stranger: just get of on her
You: Do you know the story of Oedipus?
Stranger: no say me
You: He was a greek prince, and when he was born it was foretold he would murder his father and marry his mother.
You: So, his parents sent him away as a baby.
Stranger: where did she live?
You: He grew up not knowing who he was, and when he grew up went out on a quest.
You: Along the way, he was attacked, and killed the man. (Who happened to be his father.)
Stranger: it s sad
You: And when he reached the town, he married the queen. (Who happened to be his mother.)
Stranger: i prefer see my mother suck my dad
You: The shit hits the fan from there.
Stranger: i love when the dick is in her mouth
You: What would she think if she knew that?
Stranger: i think she dont like that
Stranger: sometimes for the doctor
Stranger: she must open my penis
You: Last I checked, you can’t open a penis.
Stranger: the skill
Stranger: skin
Stranger: on
Stranger: i lve because she wet my dick
You: Interesting.
You: So, what do you like other than sex?
Stranger: only masturbate i like
Stranger: sometime eat my sperm
You: Okay, do you like anything other than sexual things?
Stranger: do you like eat sperm?
You: I’ve told you already, kid, I’m not answering you.
Stranger: but i want knwo
You: Aw, too bad.
You: So, do you like video games?
You: Sports?
You: Must?
You: Music*
Stranger: yes all
You: Good!
You: Tell me more about those.
Stranger: sometimes i watch tv
You: What shows do you watch?
Stranger: triple x on my dad
You: Okay, something without sex.
You: Do you watch Spongebob?
Stranger: mickey
You: Mickey Mouse?
Stranger: yes
You: I go to Disneyland a lot.
You: What Disney shows do you like?
Stranger: you re sixteen?
You: Yes.
Stranger: it s not true
You: How is it not true?
Stranger: you re ery inteligent
You: Believe it or not, there are intelligent people in the world.
Stranger: a friend 16 is not intelligent like you
Stranger: she show me a pussy a day
You: Not all people are alike.
You: She sounds like an unintelligent sixteen year old.
Stranger: i cum for the secon time
You: Why? I haven’t said a single nice thing to you.
Stranger: sorry it s so good
You: Alright, well, I’ve had enough creepiness for one day.
You: I’m going to go now.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: good night
You: Goodbye.

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You: I AM FEELING FAT AND SASSY :)
Stranger: Kinky?
You: oh yea it is
Stranger: Ohyeah, I bet.
Stranger: Eat a twinky?
Stranger: :c
You: mmmm my shpoon is too big though
Stranger: Too bad? :c
You: MY SPOOON IS TOOO BIG!
You: ill eat a bannana
Stranger: Make it smaller? ._.
Stranger: :c You enjoy that banana.
You: MMMM do you enjoy banana’s???
Stranger: Sure, they’re so long.. and stuff.
You: I like the stuff part of them
You: you know what id do if i had one day left to live???
Stranger: What?
You: eat a chocolate covered banana with Qwen fucking Stafani
Stranger: Oh man, sounds like the perfect day.
You: ….until the death part
Stranger: Yeah, that would suck.
Stranger: WELL. My wife is going to have her kid now. So, bye.
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You: This site is full of randomness
You: Don’t you agree?
Stranger: yes
You: It’s so amazing
Stranger: very much
You: And fun
Stranger: :)
You: Ok, bye now
You have disconnected.