Omegle Chats

Stranger: IM GONNA PEE ON YOUR MOTHERS FACE
You: *Hands you a shovel*
You: You’ll need that.
Stranger: IS YOUR MOM THAT UGLY?
You: She’s burried at (CEMETERY ADDRESS)
You: Her grave is in the far right corner.
Stranger: …
You: I suggest you go at night. The gravekeepers don’t take kindly to graverobbers.