Puppy Chow


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: aww
You: that’s so sad!
Stranger: whyyyyyyyyyyy?
Stranger: what happen?
You: okay i’m in the library, right?
You: so this hobo comes in and plugs in a George Foremean grill
You: then, he goes outside
Stranger: how cn i knw whare r u?
You: and comes back with a dead puppy and GRILLS IT!
You: ewwwwwww
Stranger: what r u saying?
You: i need to go disinfect my brain!
Stranger: aawewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwer
You: im in the us
Stranger: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: then go n do that
Stranger: sso
You: gosh way to not even care
You: HE ATE A DOG!!
Stranger: ojhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: IN THE LIBRARY!!
You: OHMYGOSH!!
Stranger: thats bad
You: you think so?
Stranger: then leave thatn
You: im too scared to leave
Stranger: ya i think soooooooooooo
You: he just finished eating the puppy
Stranger: then
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhh
You: and he’s looking at me strangely
Stranger: n yakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: I DONT WANT TO BE NEXT
You: !!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: gave him slap
You: should i?
Stranger: for doing this
You: i feel mean slapping a homeless person
Stranger: totally mad
You: i mean, he was just hungry
You: so he cooked himself a dog
Stranger: then he will eat doggggggggg
Stranger: yaaaaaaaaaak
You: you make no sense
Stranger: i dnt like it
You: neither do i
You: something needs to be done!
Stranger: ya u shuld
You: what should i?
You: you’re confusing
Stranger: u jst go outside
You: but the hobo is by the door
Stranger: n eat smthiong else
You: what if he tries to eat me??
Stranger: oohhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: yeahhhh
Stranger: no dnt eat
Stranger: its nt gud
You: i’m not eating the dog, that’s what the hobo did
You: i do not eat dogs in libraries
You: its unsanitary
Stranger: guddddddddddddd
Stranger: yuppppppp
Stranger: u r rite
You: i always am
Stranger: ya ya
Stranger: may beeeeeee
You: okay i can barely understand what you’re saying
You: why does everything need to be like thissssssssssssss
You: it doesn’t make senseeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: i dnt knw
Stranger: why it is?
You: and don’t be afraid to use vowels!
You: they are your friends!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: nw byeeeeeeeeeeee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  1. #1 by Where’s Fluffy? - December 10th, 2010 at 01:52

    i LAUGHED SO HARD WiTH THiS ONE! :D

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