Remind me what we were just talking about?


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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hello
You: Gurgle..
You: *cough*
You: sorry..
You: my throat was just slashed
You: I’m a little bit congested
You: I have some blood seeping into my lungs and a giant gash across my trachea, i\’m having minor breathing issues.
You: Please, forgive me.
You: So, where were we?
Stranger: I was bored, you were going to die
You: Oh, yes, that’s it.
You: Do you know how to stop bleeding from the windpipe without strangling myself with a tourniquet?
Stranger: not really, I’m no doctor///
You: it seems to be a no-win situation at this point.
You: Oh, damn where\’s a doctor when you need one?
Stranger: not on omegle for sure…
You: This is starting to get critical.
You: Why not? I thought this was where all the cool doctor’s Had their Brodowns.
You: I must have been misinformed.
You: I’m a little dizzy.
You: i’m going to take a nap now…
Stranger: have fun

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