Omegle Chats

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hey, asl
You: angry sex locations?
You: sorry, I don’t know any!
You: :(
Stranger: Well that actually means age, sex, location..But Angry sex locations is much more intersting.
You: well sorry but i don’t know any
Stranger: Yeah, i don’t entirely know what that means.
You: I’m so sorry. That I can’t help the sad and lonely! :’( I’m such A FAILURE!!
Stranger: I’m not sad or lonely.. You brought it up, I was just asking your age, sex, and location.
You: You were asking angry sex locations and I couldn’t help you!! I’m soo sorry, Sad & Lonely!!!
Stranger: Haha Whatever. Maybe I’ll be more long winded this time, What is your gender?
You: My wender? Oh NO!! HE NEEDS A DOCTER!! Don’t worry, Sad & Lonely! I’ll get you the best head surgen in the world!
You: Sad & Lonely? are you okay?!
You: ……SAD & LONELY!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE FLAT-LINED!!!
You: oh! Sad & Lonely!! I never knew thee!! And to think I would have married this man!! Oh, what is a girl to do?
You have disconnected.