Omegle Chats

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Is your refrigerator running?
You: oh, let me go look
You: brb
You: ok back.
You: yes it is.
Stranger: SHOOT IT IN THE KNEECAPS!
You: where are the kneecaps located???!!!!
You: goddamitt!!!! where are the fucking kneecaps???!!!!!
Stranger: UNDER THE PRODUCE!
You: my gun!!! no bullets in my gun!!!!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You: what do i do now???!
Stranger: Um……. Uh………
Stranger: KICK IT IN THE GROIN!
You: where’s the groin???!!!
You: where’s the fucking groin???!!!
Stranger: UNDER THE MEAT!
You: FUCKING A I’M VEGETARIAN
Stranger: NOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: UNDER THE TOFU!
You: OH MAN IT’S STILL RUNNING
You: OK I’LL BRB
Stranger: POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
You: there we go.
You: that showed him.
You: phew.
Stranger: I award you this medal.
Stranger: You saved the city from a raging fridge.
Stranger: What are you gonna do now?
You: ohmygodohmygodohmygod
You: i dunno…
You: uh…
You: i couldn’t have done this without you
Stranger: It’s okay. It’s my job. I stop many fridges from becoming re-fridge-ees.
You: you’re the real hero, mister.
You: you’re the real hero.
Stranger: No. I’m not. I’m just your local Sears employee.