Stranger vs. The Architect

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello Stranger!
Stranger: hello!
You: I have been waiting for you
Stranger: -gulp-
You: You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
You: Let’s begin…
Stranger: ok.. your vocabulary is intimidating :(
Stranger: but i feel this has all been planned you want to intimidate me
Stranger: the long sentences the instructions im your guinea pig..
You: God grammar, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness.
You: Good*
Stranger: what is it that i should i ask then?
Stranger: wait!
Stranger: im too submissive..
Stranger: eh fuck you, what should i do?
You: Let me explain it to you…
Stranger: dont you mean punctuation?
You: Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of Omegle. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
Stranger: my grammar is fine i believe but my punctuation is non existent
You: Denial is the most predictable of all human responses.
Stranger: youre a smart person with way too much time on your hands why dont you discuss phi with an equally smart individual?
You: Hmm, it is interesting reading your reactions. Your five predecessors were, by design, based on a similar predication: a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of a stranger. While the others experienced this in a general way, your experience is far more specific. Vis-à-vis: love.
Stranger: i cant get my head around that tricky aul golden ratio but hey you seem like a omni potent being of sorts :(
Stranger: haha i feel like youre mocking me :(
Stranger: but im soo very tired and eager to learn :(
You: Already I can see the chain reaction: the chemical precursors that signal the onset of an emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason. An emotion that is already blinding you to the simple and obvious truth: I will eventually disconnect and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
Stranger: i like articulate people though
Stranger: i guess but i can copy and paste and have this entire conversation in reversed roles with some poor stranger
You: If I were you, I would hope we don’t meet again.
You: Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed, and the Anomaly revealed as both beginning… and end.
Stranger: good bye then i guess
You: Au revoir
You have disconnected.

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  1. #1 by Gavin - July 1st, 2010 at 22:28

    awesome beyond words

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