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Mars Attacks 2012

You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 l mars
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkk-_-
You: im a llama
Stranger: funny
You: we will destroy the earth in 2012
Stranger: yeah
You: just u wait..
Stranger: good
You: AND WE WILL KILL THAT JACK BILL GATES!!!!
Stranger: ya……………..
You: ??/
Stranger: why?
You: because nobody wants to pay for xbox live
You: its stupid
You: we will f*** bill gates ass
You: cum there
Stranger: i think that u r babo
You: no we are llamas
You: funny and cool llamas
Stranger: yeah
You: do u wanna be saved in the attack?
Stranger: uhm………………..
You: ???
Stranger: i don;t know
You: so think
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Stranger: funny
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Stranger: 10
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You: u will not be spared
Stranger: 21
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Stranger: 23
You: we will kill u too
You: unless
Stranger: yeah
You: u dont wanna die
Stranger: do u know me?
You: yeah
Stranger: try guess
You: u r the victim 123.567.890
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u re really babo
You: yeah
Stranger: ddongkae
You: do u rly wanna die?
Stranger: 아니
Stranger: 넌진짜바보같아
Stranger: 뭔소리를하는거니
You: hahaha
You: we will traduce this
You: with our llama traductor
Stranger: 내말무슨뜻인지아니?
You: yeah we can
Stranger: 알겠어
Stranger: 멍청아
You: u will die victim 123567890
Stranger: ㅇㅇ
You: u will die in 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: KABOOOOOOM
You: U R IN HELL NOW
Stranger: 난 english 매우잘해 but 너는 못해
You: u r in hell man
You: wellcome
Stranger: 난 man아니야
You: and im the satan llama
You: we will torture u
Stranger: 또라이
Stranger: 알겠어
Stranger: 개새끼
You: yeah
You: say that
You: cry
You: screaaaam
Stranger: 굿
You: be scared
Stranger: -3-
You: u r scared
Stranger: ^^
You: yeah
You: hey send this to omegle chats later
You: it has been fun
You: but u r in hell anyway
Stranger: 어떤꼬맹이가이런장난을하니진짜한심하다어느나라사람이니진짜대박이네병원좀갔다와라
You: yeah keep saying this
Stranger: translate ㅑㅜ 해ㅐ힏

Stranger: google
Stranger: im google
You: nice
You: hi google
You: im a llama
You: we will kill ur creator
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You: this is bad
You: google is angry cause he is n hell
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Earth girls are dumb

Stranger: Hiiii… :) male or female?
You: My name is tim
You: Im neither
You: Im an alien
You: from the planet zutron
Stranger: I am female. 20 years old
You: Well thats cool but im an alien
Stranger: Where are you from
You: I dont mate with your kind

You: I told u zutron
Stranger: I am from California… very sexy and honey… :)
You: Honey? U mean horny. wow humans do have poor wording skills
Stranger: Do you have naked photos?? to be honest I am hornyyyy :(
You: No
You: I dont have reproductive organs
Stranger: I have some of them … If you promise to send yours I can send you mine
You: How can you send me ur organs?
You: By mail?

You: Damn i live in space
You: R u a blonde?
Stranger: give your email
You: Aliens dont have emai
You: email*
Stranger: or I can give you the link. Do you have account in adultfriendfiner???
You: No
You: aliens dont get turned on
Stranger: **LINK REDACTED**
You: Naw
You: Im an alien remember
You: Damn earth girls are stupid
Stranger: The sign up is free. Register and find me : Nancy 20 years California.
You: No i am an alien can u get that threw your skull. None of your porn turns me on. goddamnit…
Stranger: What is your name?. Do not forget Say your name and remind me that you are from omegle
You: IM A MOTHER PUCKING ALIEN BISH GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: I have a lot of pictures there and we can chat whenever you want
You: PUK YOU IM AN ALIEN
Stranger: I am waiting… Do you have sign up problems? It is free
You: NO
You: I DONT
You: IM AN ALIEN
You: GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: Someone writing me there… with name John Tomson. Is it you???? :)))…
You: NO
You: IM TIM THE ALIEN FROM ZULTRON
You: Uhhh i had it with earth girls…
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