Posts Tagged asl

Conversation between two cavemen

Stranger: hi me male or 20.
You: ME MALE!
You: ME BIG CAVEMAN
You: ME BANG ROCK AGAINST WALL!
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Wtf Are You?

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: are you a girl
You: nope
Stranger: a guy
You: nope
Stranger: bisexual
You: nope
Stranger: wtf are you
You: a llama, duh
Stranger: oh shit lol
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i think he had a diffrent idea

You: so
Stranger: soooooooooooooo
You: this is the part whair we either say asl or scream some random bullcrap
Stranger: asl?
You: purple puppy penis!
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I’m a wolf!

You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f mexico
You: cool
You: 17 wolf USA
Stranger: lol
Stranger: pics?
You: Sure hold on
You: http://www.blackfive.net/main/images/2007/09/28/angry_wolf.jpg
Stranger: retard

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Beat me to it

Stranger: 18 M los angeles
You: asl
You: F-CK
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” ‘Your’ retarded, Robot”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: asl
You: 27/a/LA
You: boop-boop-beep
Stranger: cool
You: your input, biological unit?
Stranger: 21 f VA
Stranger: whats “a” anyways
You: a fembot?
You: a for android
You: your arch-nemesis, fembot
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: haha
You: in all of the robot-sex ways
You: shall we engage as humans do, and perform tiresome ersatz sexual intercourse?
You: or discuss the finer points of Asimov and Kapek?
Stranger: pick one
You: I will insert my output jack into your input port
You: while we discuss Father Asimov and Singh!
Stranger: has anyone ever told you that your retarded?
You: only other robots
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Meat

You: Hi
Stranger: Hey 24 m turkey
You: Hey 21 f chicken

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the champions

Stranger: hi
You: i salute you!
Stranger: we are the champion my friend
You: indeed we are
Stranger: and well keep it on fighting till the end
You: we are the champions
Stranger: no time for loosers cuz we are the champions
Stranger: yeah
You: OF THE WOOOORLD
Stranger: so ur a dude or chick
You: dude
You: and im gonna get disconected
You: am i right?
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