Posts Tagged asl

and just whne u tihnk ur gonna hae a normal convorsation they disconect cuz ur the same gender

You: b4 u say anything
You: are you a going to randomly disconect
Stranger: no
You: b) going to ask asl even tho it dose not matter cuz well never c echouther
You: or c have a nice normal convorsation with me
Stranger: no
Stranger: i was just going to qualify my first answer by saying “unless you ask asl”
Stranger: c
You: that god
You: thank*
Stranger: i understood
Stranger: =)
Stranger: what would you like to talk about?
You: girst the one question that matters to avoid gender confusion
You: are u male or female
Stranger: if not it doesnt matter
Stranger: male, and you?
Stranger: if you dont mind me asking
You: male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I guess me

You: Hi sir
Stranger: hi
You: may i help you
Stranger: asl
Stranger: m/f?
You: asl is the most killer convo killer
You: u know what else kills convos
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Blanket

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: 18 male united states
Stranger: cool..17 f usa
Stranger: horny?
You: no
Stranger: ohh_(
You: Im so high im eating a f**king blanket right now
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How’s Gandhi?

Stranger: asl 27 m india
You: how’s gandhi
Stranger: dead
You have disconnected.

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do you morf??

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Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: m or f
You: morf?… no sorry i cant morf. i am what i am… cant be changed
You: do you morf
Stranger: male or female
You: oh thats what you meant
You: i think your male
You: am i right??
Stranger: yes
You: see… i knew i was psychic
Stranger: male or female
You: oh silly you we already done that one… i said you were male and you said i was right… have you been hit on the head latley??
Stranger: are you a male or female
You: yes
Stranger: whtv bitch
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I might give you 3 wishes though.

You: Hello.
Stranger: hi.
You: How are you?
Stranger: i m fine
Stranger: asl plz
You: asian sexy lamps.
You: you?
Stranger: m/f
You: whats that mean?
Stranger: r u male or female
You: neither.
You: i’m a lamp.
You: lamps don’t have genders.
You: last time i checked.
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Battle of Wits

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You: hey
Stranger: m/f
You: /
Stranger: wats that
You: you gave me 3 choices and i chose the middle one
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
Stranger: mf
Stranger: now which 1
You: ohhhhh your smart
Stranger: ya ino
You: unfortunatley im smarter
Stranger: try me
You: watch this
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Make me WET

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: 19f
Stranger: Asl
You: 18m
Stranger: R u gonna talk bitch
Stranger: Lets talk dirty
Stranger: Make me wet
You: *SPLASHES A BUCKET OF WATER*
You: youre welcome :)
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