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naming metals

Stranger: \m/
Stranger: METAL
You: Weighing the baby at the clinic was a problem. The baby wriggled, so the doctor held the baby and stood on the scales. Then the nurse held the baby and stood on the scales. Then the doctor held the nurse who held the baby and stood on the scales. The three results were 78 kg, 69kg, and 142 kg respectively. What was the weight of the baby? ___kg
You: STEEL
Stranger: FVCK YEA
You: IRON ORE
You: COPPER
Stranger: MOAR

You: ALUMINIUM
Stranger: MMMM
Stranger: YEA BABY
Stranger: MORRREEEE
You: WIRE
Stranger: …nah
You: PLATINUM
Stranger: not wire
Stranger: YEA
You: THAT WRINKLY ONE
Stranger: OH F\CK YEA
Stranger: MMMM

Stranger: METALS FTW
You: ANSWERING MY MATH PROBLEM FTW
Stranger: nah, way too much thinking at 5:30 a.m.
You: fair enough
Stranger: word
Stranger: alright, well i’m gonna go now
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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