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oh no a beiber

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: look a beiber
Stranger: like music?
You: kill it
You: KILL IT NOW
Stranger: beiber
Stranger: kill the beiber
Stranger: kill the beiber
You: BEHIND YOU
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: GET A HAMMER
Stranger: Cove me
Stranger: cover me
You: *PEW*
Stranger: i’ll take it from behing
Stranger: d
Stranger: damn
Stranger: hallo
You: *SHOOTS MACHINE GUN*
You: is it dead
You: !
You: ?
Stranger: Am i actually talking to rambo?
Stranger: r how old r ya
You: IS THE FUCKING BEIBER FUCKING DEAD?
Stranger: ehh
Stranger: omg
You: shoot godamnit
Stranger: it’s turning into liquid
Stranger: haha
You: oh shit its like the terminator
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: idd
Stranger: same thought
You: *gets stabbed*
Stranger: it melts fcking together
You: beiber got me
You: gagfdadljgihfadia*dies*
Stranger: Omg
You: goodbye you must avenge me
Stranger: SLAAAAAYEEEER
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the xbox says

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: teleophone
Stranger: ring ring
You: microwave
Stranger: beep beep
You: printer
Stranger: krrrsht krrsht
You: computer
Stranger: beep boop beep boop
You: radio
Stranger: bieber bieber
You: bar
Stranger: ahh, i only do electronics impressions
You: oh
You: xbox
Stranger: *is completely silent and has a red glowing ring on chest*
You: SHIT
You: tv
Stranger: oil spill! oil spill!
You: dvd player
Stranger: fbi’s watching yooz
You: cameora
Stranger: clik clik
You: lamp
Stranger: *is completely silent and has glowing light on head*
You: coffie maker
Stranger: *makes like a tree*
Stranger: *leaves*
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Die Justin Bieber

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, i’m Justin Bieber.
Stranger: Promptly die, then.
You: alright, thank you
Stranger: *nods* glad to be of service
Stranger: Oh, and all your little lemming beiblettes can go with you.
Stranger: :D
You: okay will do
You: how would you like us do die
Stranger: Well, they could cut you open, tie your entrails around a tree and then chase you and your fans, one by one around that tree with a torch until you all disembowel yourselves.
You: thats discusting
Stranger: I’d disagree, but you’re Justin Bieber, you know all about disgusting
Stranger: your career is
Stranger: your “music” is
Stranger: your life is.
Stranger: your fans are.
You: oh yes true
Stranger: Bullets maybe?
You: that sounds more pleasant
Stranger: Not so much cost effective but hey, it’s still effective in the long-run
Stranger: Well, Mr. Bieber, in my honest opinion, quicjk and painless isn’t a death you deserve
Stranger: because I’ve had to die 4834329 times over
You: really?
Stranger: listening to that crap you call music
Stranger: it’s not quick or painless
Stranger: it’s quite the opposite
You: im sorry you feel that way
Stranger: I love all you 4chan trollerz
Stranger: But I hate you Justin Bieber.
Stranger: you should have signed with a label after your balls dropped.
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Justin Bieber OWNAGE

well i was bored and thought about jutsin bieber eating my cats, so here is what happened LOL

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OMG
Stranger: WHUT
You: justin bieber.. he ATE MY CATS!
Stranger: HE ATE MY HEART
You: DAMN!!!
Stranger: oh no wait
Stranger: that was lady gaga
You: OH WAIT… WAIT WAIT WAIT
You: MY CATS ATE JUSTIN BIEBER
Stranger: THATS BADASS
You: and i said “OWNED”
Stranger: i feel bad for their litter box
You: SAME
You: poor kitties
Stranger: :(
You: its gonna smell like “BABY BABY BABY OOHH”
You: i better clean it now!
Stranger: yeah get on that!
Stranger: dont want your house smelling like 16 year old boy that looks like lesbian
You: true!!!
You: hahahahah!
Stranger: http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
You: LOL
You: im putting this chat on a website
Stranger: which one! :O
You: www.omeglechats.com
You: keep a lookout

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A Good Comparison

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Say what you will about Justin Bieber but his songs are catchy
You: so is herpes
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