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*PEOPLE

Stranger: horny f?
You: he’s a pervert. how do i respond??
You: yeah ;)
Stranger: nice ;I)
Stranger: age?
You: hmm..
You: 18 :)
Stranger: nice ;) and horny?
You: he’s clearly an idiot.
You: you know it :)
Stranger: nice ;)
You: obviously a very low level of intelligence here.
You: yeahh ;)
Stranger: are you wet
You: possibly the stupidest person i have ever met.
You: errr, sure, why not?
Stranger: why are you 2 persons
You: and he doesn’t know the plural of person is people.
You: on to a winner here.
Stranger: you a scary mf
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krystal

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Stranger: http://www.–ihatekrystal.com/index.php?i*-****234asfdaadsfasdf0d011dcc3d972b3
You: you dont hate krystal
You: you really love her
You: now go on win her back
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Did I Mention..?

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Stranger: Hi :D
You: you are on a train.
Stranger: I am?
You: yes, you are.
Stranger: Is it a nice train?
You: it can be, it’s up to you.
Stranger: Okay! :D
Where am I going said train?
Stranger: in*
You: you don’t know. you have an idea where you want to be, but you’re not compleley sure if that’s where you’re headed.
Stranger: Oooh :o
Stranger: Am I allowed to sleep? :3
You: if you like. you don’t know how long you’re going to be on the train and neither do i. so you can do what you like, i won’t mind.
Stranger: okay :D
Stranger: Can I cuddle with you? :3
You: i didn’t say i’d be there. maybe i would be, maybe i wouldn’t be.
Stranger: but if you are, can I cuddle you?
You: i think that would be okay.
You: where would you want to go?
You: it’s up to you.
Stranger: hmmmmm.
Stranger: Somewhere fun. How ’bout………the end of a rainbow :3
You: okay, if that’s what you’d want.
You: we could do that.
Stranger: yay[:
You: did i mention the train was my penis?
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Insomnia

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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: How’s it going?
You: alright you?
Stranger: I’m okay, exhausted.
You: why?
Stranger: Didn’t sleep much last night
You: why not?
Stranger: Insomnia
You: oh that sucks
Stranger: Yes, it does.
Stranger: So, what do you do?
You: i sleep
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ohh yeah, baby.

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You: hey
Stranger: ur a borang
You: a borang? wtf is that
Stranger: someones bitter..
You: i dont understand what you said…
Stranger: you dont need to
You: ur a borang doesnt even make sense.
Stranger: does to me
You: borang isnt even a word.
Stranger: yea it is
You: if it makes sense to only you then why would you say it?
Stranger: jesus did you have bitch flakes this morning?
You: idk did you have make up fucking word flakes?
Stranger: ya like corn flakes? where are you from? india?
You: if america is now called india then yeah. im from india.
You: where are you from? sensitiveville.
Stranger: maybe
You: someones a little bit insecure.
Stranger: HA
Stranger: ur funny
You: yeah and youre a crybaby.
You: you take things way to seriously.
Stranger: yep im crying in my swirly chair!
You: grow. up.
You: oohhh yeah i bet.
You: more like highchair.
Stranger: yea and i cant get out!
You: awww why dont you cry for mommy to come get you another bottle.
Stranger: der i am
You: i bet.
Stranger: you won that bet.
You: i know.
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BWAH

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Stranger: M 18
You: BWAH
You: Female.
Stranger: Age?
You: Classified.
Stranger: Okay? You older?
You: I see you don’t know what ‘classifed’ means. Get a dictionary.
Stranger: I like older girls
You:
Stranger: Or women ;)
Stranger: I know what classified means
Stranger: But I’m above classified
You: K…
Stranger: So you gonna tell me how old
You: -sigh-
You: Classified.
You: Name?
Stranger: Why? Just tell me
You: What part of ‘classified’ don’t you understand? -_
You: -
Stranger: Well classified is dumb
You: It very well may be.
Stranger: If I tell you my name will you tel me
You: No. But I’ll tell you me name.
You: my*
Stranger: Why would you tell me your name but not your age
You: Because. My age is classified information.
Stranger: Well my name is Taylor. Are you younger?
You: Classified. Cathyer.
Stranger: Tell me
You: Classified.
You: You’re pissing me off.
Stranger: You’re pissin me off. It’s not classified
You: Well, it is.
Stranger: No it freaking isn’t you’re just being dumb
You: I very well may be.
Stranger: It’s a fact
You: Awesome.
Stranger: Yupp
You: Kay.
Stranger: BWAH
You: YOU STOLE MY LINE
Stranger: Classified
You: That didn’t even make any sense. -.-”
You: I didn’t ask you for any information.
Stranger: BWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAH
You: BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH
You: I’M A FIRIN MY LAZZOOOORR BWAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: BWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAH
You: BWAH
Stranger: I win
You: DR. OCTOGONAPUS
Stranger: Age!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CLASSIFIED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: I’m gonna disconnect if you don’t tell me
You: Go ahead. End the whole goddamn world. Won’t be my fault.
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i can’t hear you

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You: (rawr)
Stranger: RAWR
You: (i am deaf so i speek in sign lag)
Stranger: Then you didn’t hear me rawr
You: (what)
Stranger: lol
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Yeah, I’m a Douche

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Stranger: hi
You: tler!
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