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Appearantly not

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: can you feel
You: the love tonight?
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Spellcheck

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: I think it’s spelt hey.
Stranger: u dere
You: I think it’s spelt there.
Stranger: whats upp
You: I think it’s spelt what’s up?
Stranger: f u
You: i think it’s spelt f/ck you.
Stranger: miss perfect
You: I think it’s spelt Mr Perfect.
Stranger: nerd.
You: That’s better.
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Disconnected

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi people keep disconnecting to me and its driving me insane
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Asides

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ay
Stranger: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: asl ?
You: hmm
You: what should i tell this perv
You: oh i know
You: um hey
You: 17/f/chicago
You: you?
Stranger: 18 m russian
Stranger: do you like chat ses :)
Stranger: sex
You: i wonder if he knows im not really a female
You: oh well i will take my chances
You: um hey yeah i do, do you?
Stranger: yeaah
Stranger: do you want to got some web cam with me :)
You: wow this guy must be fucking retarded
You: should i go for it?
You: oh wait
You: its il-legal to fvck retards
You: um hey
Stranger: yeah
You: maybe some other day?
Stranger: do you have a msn ?
Stranger: msn ?
Stranger: or skype
You: wow this guy must be a total douchbag
You: well its worth a shot
You: but what do i tell him?
You: um hey
You: my skype is xxx.notreallyaskype.xxx
Stranger: yes
Stranger: msn ?
You: wowwwww what a fvcking idiot hmm oh well
You: um hey
You: yeah its
You: fakusername@msn.com
Stranger: add me
Stranger: eggi47@hotmail.com
Stranger: are you online now?
Stranger: let’s fvck with me
You: oh my god what a fvcking twat
You: well gotta get out of this sticky situation somehow
You: um hey tomorrow at 4p.m. russia time
You: till then tata for now
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bitch

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I go to Harvard, bitch.
You: i go to walmart bitch
Stranger: rofl
You: dont be a hater
Stranger: lol
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Somebody To Lean On

Stranger: hey
You: Hey :)
You: How are you?
Stranger: umm alright i guess
Stranger: you?
You: I’m good
You: But why only alright?
Stranger: my girlfriend broke up with me
You: Sucks man :(
You: Sorry to hear that
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: its okay if you want to leave
Stranger: i dont want to be a drag
You: Okay cool! Later!

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