Posts Tagged confusion

It happens…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: OMG Really?!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: yes
You: WOW
Stranger: absolutely
Stranger: i know it’s crazy
You: i nearly ha d a heart attack
Stranger: me too. but it’s alright.
You: are you sure?
Stranger: of course
You: im scared
Stranger: it’s alright. it’s always scary the first time
You: were you scared?
Stranger: of course i was. but i got over it.
You: has it ever happened again?
Stranger: only once. but it wasn’t as scary that time.
You: O-ok
Stranger: feel better?
You: I i think so
Stranger: good. i’m glad.

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Finnish sentences

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Stranger: ey
Stranger: wanna play a game?
You: yes
Stranger: finnish the sentence
Stranger: It was dark………………………………..
You: I dont know any Finnish
You: lol
You: you are a tard
You: say hello tard
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Gringo

Stranger: hola
Stranger: cuantos anos tienes
You: Howdy.
You: Unfortunately I am what you would call a “gringo”
Stranger: ahahaha gringo
You: Yes, indeed.
Stranger: como estas?
You: You made me cvm, sir.
Stranger: ……
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The Word Stealer Strikes Again

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: pie
Stranger: spy
You: cry
Stranger: ohmy
You: lie
Stranger: damn, i was gonna say that lol
You: MWAHAHA WORD STEALER STRIKES AGAIN
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PIE

You: hey
Stranger: Hi, I’m Carl UK
You: hey im conor Ireland
You: awkward
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you’re not looking for guy then
You: eh its not that
You: its im IRISH and your BRITISH
Stranger: only by accidnet of birth
You: hey do you like
You: pie
Stranger: sweet or savoury?
You: PIE FLAVOURED
Stranger: pie isn’t a flavour
You: hell yeah it is
Stranger: pie is a pastry case enclosing either a meat or fruit base filling
You: you know were running out of booze and this party is CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i got plenty off booze and some weed too if you want
You: i think
You: i think. .. . . . .
Stranger: it’s good to think
You: we need to get more party for the booze
Stranger: lol
You: ill go get some
Stranger: see ya
You: bitch you aint my babysitter
Stranger: baby I aint you bitch sitter
You: hey while im out you want me to pick you up some ice
Stranger: it’s your party
You: what
You: you my friend
You: just blew
You: my mind and a little bit of my pants
Stranger: cool, glad to be of service

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harry potthead

Stranger: hello
You: ello
Stranger: are you a centuar named Maureece?
You: i am a ninja named thomas
Stranger: well hello there thomas
You: from the kk klan of eastern nasaki
Stranger: i am a pirate mermaid named Coral
Stranger: O.O Your racist? thats HORRIBLE
You: i am actually a mailman in michigan
You: in 36
You: i havee no wife and no kids
Stranger: oh thats so sad for you
You: all that is a complete lie
You: im 15 in california
You: male
Stranger: O.o make up your mind
Stranger: and i was lying too. I am a 15 year old witch
You: ?
Stranger: I’m currently at Hogwarts, which to stop confusion is actually in Scotland not England
Stranger: and oh yeaaaahhh i hate mailmen
You: facebook me
You: *name removed because i dont like strangers*
You: the picture is a giraffe i drew
Stranger: i do not know of this facebook of which you speak…
You: i see
Stranger: I have a wizbook account… is facebook like the muggle equivelant?
Stranger: and OHHH GIRAFFEEEE
Stranger: I LOVE ANIMALS
You: i like
You: too
Stranger: your not some death eater trying to catch me being a blood traitor and talking to muggles are you? *stares at suspiciously*
You: no
Stranger: Ok :) just making sure… my parents would kill me
You: im a 14 year old kid
Stranger: oh dear you’re not a muggle are you? *is now a little worried*
You: no
You: im a giraffe
Stranger: O.o you’re a giraffe who knows how to use a computer?
You: yesssh
Stranger: Wow that must be hard considering you don’t have fingers on your hooves
Stranger: My Mum always told me animals were smart though, so im not surprised you figured out the complex art of using a computer…
Stranger: Are you suuuurrree you’re not a muggle?
Stranger: you are not answering, silence is a sign of lying. You ARE a muggle ARENT you?
You: im here
You: ‘i was using the restroom
You: *peeing*
Stranger: O.O too much info
You: sorry
Stranger: hmm… was i supposed to be somewhere right now? *ponders* nope no class right now and dinner’s still a couple hours off
Stranger: so what’s up?
You: i hav baseball practice at 3:00 pm pacific standard time
Stranger: interesting… wait… whats baseball? Is that like Quidditch?
You: no…………………………………….

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Stranger: O.o you do realize that that was alot of nothing that took up tons of the computer screen right?
You: Stranger is typing…
You: yesssh
You: Stranger is typing…
Stranger: why do you keep typing that the stranger is typing
Stranger: thats annoying… Are you SURE your not a muggle? Only muggles are that annoying…
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: didnt we already say hello awhile back there?
You: yes but
You: i like to say it periodicly
You: hold please im bidding on a jasper xbox\
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: right….
Stranger: ta ta for now

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Interrogation.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: yp
Stranger: yo*
You: Welcome.
You: Take a seat.
Stranger: I shall
You: Now, why don’t we begin with the basics. Where were you on the 26th of July at 7pm?
Stranger: I was at home, playing chess
Stranger: with my…. dog
You: And who can confirm that… human preferably.
Stranger: My mother
Stranger: out of Kiss the band
You: And I suppose you expect me to believe that, do you?
Stranger: nope. I was lying. I was playing chess with my sisters dog
Stranger: Chicken Pie
You: Mr. Jones, we have reason to beleive you were involved in the murder of Stacey Holmes.
You: Have you ever met her?
Stranger: IM SORYY, BUT SHE WAS HOLDING MY ASS
Stranger: :(
You: THAT’S NO DAMN EXCUSE!!!

Stranger: Zombieeee Vampire
Stranger: She’s a monster
You: An innocent girl is dead all because of your sick beliefs.
Stranger: D: Just cause God isn’t real…
You: Don’t play that card with me, boy. I know your type.
Stranger: lmao. Wtf is this?
You: What the f is this?! What the f*k is this!!! How dare you. I can shove you in jail without a blink. So you watch your damn mouth.
You: Now answer the question! Did you or did you not murder Stacey Holmes!
Stranger: I amrried Boblina after I murdered her okay? IM SORRY
Stranger: married*
You: Boblina? Married? Illegally?
Stranger: :(
Stranger: im gonna go now >.<
You: You are guilty!!! Do you think I’m going to let you screw this up?
You: No!
Stranger: byeee ily, i will get you
You: Not if I get you first.
Stranger: disconecting………………………. now

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State of Mind

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: where you are from?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: us
You: which country?
Stranger: usa
You: i know
You: but which country in usa?
Stranger: usa is the countrry
You: usa is state
You: united state of america
You: which country u are from?
Stranger: usa
You: which country of the usa
Stranger: United states of america is the country because together all the states inside the country make a whole
Stranger: so the country is usa
You: u are confused
Stranger: no u are
You: nooo i learn in school
You: many countries in united state of america
Stranger: same here
Stranger: many states!!
You: nooo noo
You: you are so deluded
Stranger: ur retarted
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