Posts Tagged cyberfail

I’m a wolf!

You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f mexico
You: cool
You: 17 wolf USA
Stranger: lol
Stranger: pics?
You: Sure hold on
You: http://www.blackfive.net/main/images/2007/09/28/angry_wolf.jpg
Stranger: retard

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Bandage vs. Bondage

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi horny f looking for dominant male who’s interested in bondage
You: I quite enjoy bandages. Although, that’s not even remotely the same at all.
You: Band-aids FTW!
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” ‘Your’ retarded, Robot”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: asl
You: 27/a/LA
You: boop-boop-beep
Stranger: cool
You: your input, biological unit?
Stranger: 21 f VA
Stranger: whats “a” anyways
You: a fembot?
You: a for android
You: your arch-nemesis, fembot
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: haha
You: in all of the robot-sex ways
You: shall we engage as humans do, and perform tiresome ersatz sexual intercourse?
You: or discuss the finer points of Asimov and Kapek?
Stranger: pick one
You: I will insert my output jack into your input port
You: while we discuss Father Asimov and Singh!
Stranger: has anyone ever told you that your retarded?
You: only other robots
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Prove it

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Horny male
You: im not even horny
You: how you gonna get me more wet?
Stranger: Prove your a female first.
You: Ok
You: so today i went shopping with my besties and we saw this realy hot guy and i was like OMG beth! hes so hot and she was like OMG ikr!
Stranger: No I mean like a pic chicka
You: and then we went to get out nails done and the nail lady was all like you guys need a ID
You: and beth was like wtf? ID, this is a nail salon and the nail lady was like this is a bar dumbass!
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Im a Hooker.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Im a hooker
Stranger: any nude pics
You: no i sell hooks to fishermen
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Another horny guy.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im a horny 16 year old male
You: most 16 yr olds are
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The Ultimate Dare

Stranger: i am female… u wanna gimme dirty dares to do???
You: i dare you to roll around in mud!
You: how’s that for dirty
Stranger: haha sry but im inside
You: well then i dare you to get your ass outside
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do you morf??

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: m or f
You: morf?… no sorry i cant morf. i am what i am… cant be changed
You: do you morf
Stranger: male or female
You: oh thats what you meant
You: i think your male
You: am i right??
Stranger: yes
You: see… i knew i was psychic
Stranger: male or female
You: oh silly you we already done that one… i said you were male and you said i was right… have you been hit on the head latley??
Stranger: are you a male or female
You: yes
Stranger: whtv bitch
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