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Mars Attacks 2012

You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 l mars
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkk-_-
You: im a llama
Stranger: funny
You: we will destroy the earth in 2012
Stranger: yeah
You: just u wait..
Stranger: good
You: AND WE WILL KILL THAT JACK BILL GATES!!!!
Stranger: ya……………..
You: ??/
Stranger: why?
You: because nobody wants to pay for xbox live
You: its stupid
You: we will f*** bill gates ass
You: cum there
Stranger: i think that u r babo
You: no we are llamas
You: funny and cool llamas
Stranger: yeah
You: do u wanna be saved in the attack?
Stranger: uhm………………..
You: ???
Stranger: i don;t know
You: so think
You: 1
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You: 7
Stranger: funny
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Stranger: 10
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You: u will not be spared
Stranger: 21
Stranger: 22
Stranger: 23
You: we will kill u too
You: unless
Stranger: yeah
You: u dont wanna die
Stranger: do u know me?
You: yeah
Stranger: try guess
You: u r the victim 123.567.890
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u re really babo
You: yeah
Stranger: ddongkae
You: do u rly wanna die?
Stranger: 아니
Stranger: 넌진짜바보같아
Stranger: 뭔소리를하는거니
You: hahaha
You: we will traduce this
You: with our llama traductor
Stranger: 내말무슨뜻인지아니?
You: yeah we can
Stranger: 알겠어
Stranger: 멍청아
You: u will die victim 123567890
Stranger: ㅇㅇ
You: u will die in 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: KABOOOOOOM
You: U R IN HELL NOW
Stranger: 난 english 매우잘해 but 너는 못해
You: u r in hell man
You: wellcome
Stranger: 난 man아니야
You: and im the satan llama
You: we will torture u
Stranger: 또라이
Stranger: 알겠어
Stranger: 개새끼
You: yeah
You: say that
You: cry
You: screaaaam
Stranger: 굿
You: be scared
Stranger: -3-
You: u r scared
Stranger: ^^
You: yeah
You: hey send this to omegle chats later
You: it has been fun
You: but u r in hell anyway
Stranger: 어떤꼬맹이가이런장난을하니진짜한심하다어느나라사람이니진짜대박이네병원좀갔다와라
You: yeah keep saying this
Stranger: translate ㅑㅜ 해ㅐ힏

Stranger: google
Stranger: im google
You: nice
You: hi google
You: im a llama
You: we will kill ur creator
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You: this is bad
You: google is angry cause he is n hell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You really thought i was a girl?

Stranger: asl
You: is that really how you’d greet a girl?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are u
Stranger: :)
You: gooooooooooooooood
You: you?
Stranger: great except i’m upset
You: awwwwww why baby?
Stranger: well i recently got dumped and i’m trying to get my ex out of my head
Stranger: :(
You: lol. shame.
Stranger: :(
You: you know what’s funny?
You: it’ll cheer you up
Stranger: k wat
You: the fact that i’m a dude and i don’t give a damn about you and your ex!

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