Posts Tagged fruit

We’re All Bananas

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: are you a banana?
Stranger: no
You: how do you know that for certain?
Stranger: ABC
You: what does the ABC have anything to do with it?
You: i think you’re in denial.
You: for all you know we could all be bananas.
You: generations upon generations of people lying to themselves and each other
Stranger: whats the meaning
You: the worlds greatest hoax.
You: it means that we’re all fruit waiting to be eaten
You: you are meaningless.
Stranger: so i do
You: you do what, exactly?
Stranger: IOI
You: that looks more like a plate and utensils, are you finally realizing that you’re meant to be eaten?
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Pineapples

Stranger: Hi, I’m 15,m,uk, and looking for a girl of any age to satisfy my human-yiff fantasy in roleplay cybersex ;)
You: do you like pineapples too?
Stranger: i dont mind em, why>
You: you are the man of my dreams
Stranger: ok
Stranger: asl>
Stranger: ?
You: pineapples are really tasty
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Peaches

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lol
You: peaches
You: they’re fuzzy
Stranger: 24 M, looking for F… some random chat.. may be flirt, but sex chats suck.
You: do you like peaches?
Stranger: yes
You: why do you like peaches?
You: do you like peaches because they are fuzzy?
Stranger: no
Stranger: because they are tasty
You: i understand that peaches are tasty
You: they are also fuzzy
Stranger: m/f?
You: this means that fuzzy peaches must be tasty
You: and tasty peaches must be fuzzy
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