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Witty? No. Gay Omegle? Yes.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: wanna see my dick
You: naw its ok
Stranger: u a girl?
You: i dont have amagnifing glass
You: or zoom on my camera
You: and yes
You: i am a girl
Stranger: all u hav to do is look and show ur face. u dont need to show me anything
You: im sorry even if you didnt how me a picture of anything i highly doubt i will be able to see it
You: i dont own a maginfing glass
Stranger: i wanna show u on cam
You: even then i would need three d glasses to get to see anything
You: aqnd if you havnt noticed yet
You: im telling you your dick is so small even you cant give pleasure to an ant
Stranger: u wanna sex chat?
You: no its ok i dont want to hear your pain while you jack off with toothpicks
Stranger: ur so not funny
Stranger: its actually funny
You: im not trying to be
Stranger: well maybe u should cause u sound like an iodiot
Stranger: lol
Stranger: stupid canoot
You: well thank you
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Mom… I’m gay

You: MOM?
Stranger: YES!
You: damn!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: YOUR GROUNDED!
You: WHERE IS MY PHONE MOM?
Stranger: ITS IN MY BEDROOM!
You: ITS GONE
You: I CHECKED THERE
Stranger: IN MY CLOSET
You: AND THERE
Stranger: UNDER THE PILE OF CLOTHES!
Stranger: NEXT TO MY DILDOS
You: I FOUND DAD’S VIBRATER TOO
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