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You: abra kadabra!
Stranger: Avada Kedavra!
You: Open Sesame!
Stranger: Ahlohamora..
You: Vidi Vidi Vichi
Stranger: Lumos Maxima..
You: Finite Incantatum
Stranger: Crucio!
You: Milli Vanilli!
Stranger: lol
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WETYPELIKEOLDPEOPLETALK

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stranger: OMG IT’S YOU
You: OMG
You: I FOUND YOU!!!
Stranger: IKNOWRIGHT
Stranger: YAAAAY
You: CAPS PARTY!!!!
Stranger: WOOOOOOOOTTTT
You: SUPERMEGAHAPPYRICE!
Stranger: FANTASTICRASHFACEBUTTOCKS!
You: OHMYTHATWASSLIGHTLYOFFENDINGTOAYOUNGERAUDIENCE
Stranger: IAPOLOGIZEIWASN’TTRYINGTOOFFEND
You: NONOITSFINEBUTNICKELODEONWOULDNOTAPPROVE
Stranger: OMGTELLTHEMI’MSORRY
You: ITSOKIJUSTWOULDNTCOUNTONTHEMBROADCASTINGTHIS
Stranger: DARNIWASPLANNINGONTHATINEEDTHEMONEYSSSS
You: YOUMIGHTTRYANETWORKGEAREDTOWARDAOLDERAUDIENCE
Stranger: ANETWORKLIKEWHAT?
You: PERHAPSCARTOONNETWORKOREVENMTV
Stranger: OOHMTVMIGHTWORK
You: FxCKINGFxCKERSHxTIINGTONBxTCH
You: SORRYMYTERETSFLARED
Stranger: PUNCHYOUINDAFACEANDPOPACAPINYOASSSS
Stranger: OHSORRYITHOUGHTWEWEREDOINGMTV
You: ASSONLYHASTWO’S'SNOTFOUR
You: BUTTHATSOKDONTWORRY
Stranger: I’MSORRYMYMISTAKE
Stranger: THEYWEREADDEDFOREMPHASIS
You: OHTHENIFULLYUNDERSTANDYOUREMPHASISSSS
Stranger: GOOOOOOOOD
You: NOWYOUREOVERDOINGIT
Stranger: SORRYBRO
Stranger: I’LLTRYTOCONTROLMYSELF
You: PLEASEDOYOUVEBEENQUTETHEFREESPIRITTHISCONVERSATION
Stranger: MYBADDAWGIKNOWINEEDMORECENSORSORSOMETHING
You: DONTCALLMEDAWGNEITHERYOUNORIAREBLACK
Stranger: HOWDOYOUKNOWI’MNOTBLACK
You: YOUVEYETTOMENTIONFRIEDCHICKINORKOOLAID
Stranger: THATSRACIST
You: ITSOKIHAVEABLACKPRESIDENT
Stranger: OHRIGHTIFORGIVEYOU
You: YOUDONTHAVETOFORGIVEMEITSNOTYOURFAULT
Stranger: OHOKAYTHANKS
You: WELLIFEELTHISCONVERSATIONENDINGBUTITSBEENSWELL
Stranger: OHITHASITHANKYOUFORENTERTAININGME
You: NOPROBLEMHAVEFUNBEINGALIVEANDSTUFF
Stranger: OHYOUASWELL
Stranger: BTWILOVEFRIEDCHICKENANDKOOLAID
Stranger: ANDI’MASWHITEASTHEYCOME
You: HOMOSEXUALYOUARE
Stranger: THATIAMNOT
You: CLAYAIKENJUSTCRIED
Stranger: SORRYCLAYPEACEOUTSTRANGAAA

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may the fonze be with you

Stranger: Have you ever masturbated with someone of the same sex?
You: do u wish to join the church of the fonze my child?
You: nope
You: that would be a sin
You: =D
Stranger: According to who?
Stranger: The Fonz?
You: lol the almighty tv star the fonzee
Stranger: Or his Creator, Henry Winkler?
You: lol both
You: the fonzee is like jesus
You: and henry is god
You: =D
You: lol
Stranger: I bet when he masturbates, he just taps his penis, and semen just starts pouring out immediately.
Stranger: Like some kind of sexual jukebox.
Stranger: Or something.
You: lol thats where the rain comes from
You: lol
Stranger: That makes sense.
You: hahahahahaha
You: you sir are remarkable
Stranger: Those Days must be very Happy.
You: lol yessss
Stranger: I will never be forlorn with rain again.
Stranger: I shall look into the sky.
Stranger: And smile as His seed drops down upon me.
You: lol stink out your toungeee
You: stick*
You: lol
Stranger: What about acid rain though?
Stranger: WTF is up with that?
You: his diaria
Stranger: Hmmmm.
You: he eats spicy boretoss
Stranger: Actually, I’m more inclined to believe that its a urine/semen mixture.
You: hmmm could very well be
Stranger: Urine’s acidic, right?
You: yep
Stranger: Well, there you go.
Stranger: Granted, urine and semen rarely mix.
You: lol u sir are quite witty
Stranger: But the Fonz can do as He pleases.
You: lol
Stranger: He just taps it and the urethra opens wide in all directions.
You: llolllll!!!
Stranger: His diarea bust be…
Stranger: idk.
Stranger: Volcano ash?
Stranger: Hail?
You: lol possibly
You: lol
Stranger: Meteors.
Stranger: Must be meteors.
You: yes thats it meteors!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I mean, I’ve never seen him take a sh-t, right?
Stranger: So it must not happen often.
You: lol yes
You: lol he doesnt eat enough fiber
Stranger: Fock no, he ain’t old.
You: lolll
Stranger: He’s eternally young.
Stranger: No matter how many times you watch Happy Days, he NEVER ages.
Stranger: How the f*ck else do you explain that?
You: lol this has been awsome
You: lol
You: i have no ideaa
Stranger: You gotta think of these things.
Stranger: Everything’s a sign.
You: lol u expanded my mindddd
Stranger: Glad to help.
You: you sir are the most interesting person ive talked to on here
Stranger: Go say 20 HEEEEEY Mary’s and 10 Our Fonzs.
Stranger: I must depart.
You: lol!! u are awsome this is going on omgle chats.com
Stranger: May the Fonz be with you.
You: as to u sir
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seoifjrweoigje!!!!!!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: dfgdfgsdbdfbgbyb,n tyjtyvjtyntyee, tevey, ej?
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You: ffghrehetbjvbtvmjunjh and thats final.
Stranger: lsdkfjghsdlfjkgsdfjkgsdfkgnsdfjkgnksdfjgnksdfjnfnj!
Stranger: xD
You: haha :)
Stranger: that was an awesome conversation, i must say.
You: yes, yes it was.
You: iofjgvdiojg
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Alien language

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You: vvcfccx
You: bhbh
You: bfgbgfgb?
Stranger: hrozfgeofgzeo
Stranger: jpoefhepzfhehfp !!
You: gbrrfgggg????
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Stranger: =)
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You: Congratulations, young one! You are extremely fluent in alien language. May the force be with you!
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