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Another Prosaic Attempt at Cybersex By A Couple of 15 Year Old Dudes

Stranger: ima guy
You: okey….
Stranger: u horny
You: a little :P
Stranger: wanna hve cyber
You: whats that?
Stranger: sex on the computer
You: …..okey
Stranger: u should suk my penis
You: okey
Stranger: oh its 8 inches long
You: *sucking*
Stranger: oh yea
You: *moving my head up and down*
Stranger: ur a pro
You: tnx
You: *playing with my tounge over your penis*
Stranger: now ima put you on my penis
You: cant you eat me first
Stranger: ok liks vagina
You: nice
Stranger: tounges
You: mmyes
Stranger: keeps goin
You: ohyes
Stranger: alrite.now u can get on top of me
You: *climbs ontop*
Stranger: *bounces up and down*
You: *grab my boobs*
Stranger: ohhh yea
You: yes baby
Stranger: your vagin is nice
You: tnx
You: i like you penis
Stranger: oh ima bouta cum where u want it
You: in my ass plz
Stranger: ok *puts penis in ass*
You: *moans as you enter*
Stranger: yea
You: fuck my ass babe
Stranger: ok* goes hard*
You: oh fuck
Stranger: fuk yea
You: strecht my ass babe
Stranger: ohh its nice and big
You: your penis feels good
Stranger: thnx
You: no problem
You: omg
You: im cumming
You: FUCK!
Stranger: ohhhhhhh
You: damn… i came
Stranger: yes
You: you are good
Stranger: thnx, that was awsome
You: your welcome
Stranger: bye
You: bye

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“Interesting” Encounter

You: hai
Stranger: Hello?
Stranger: Hai hai
You: hello.
Stranger: Yes, indeed.
Stranger: Mhm, mhm.
You: Ha.
Stranger: Whoah!
You: So humerous!
You: Agh!
Stranger: Maybe.
Stranger: Ugh!
You: Oops!
You: Weee!
Stranger: Wanna bake pizza together?
Stranger: Wohoooo!!
You: OMG! YES!
Stranger: The let’s do it.
Stranger: Tomorrow.
You: Yes.
Stranger: I’ll come get you with my spaceship.
You: Good plan.
Stranger: Yes. My plans are usually good.
You: I can tell.
Stranger: And they are always awesome!
Stranger: But not always good.
You: Uh oh.?
Stranger: Mhm.
Stranger: Woooppiiee!!
Stranger: Na na na…
You: Woozah!
Stranger: Yoyoyoyo!
You: Inkle Pinkle!
Stranger: Twinkle, pinkle, uncle scrooge.
You: Oinky doinky doodly doo!
Stranger: YEAH!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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dirty man (admin note: HIGHLY UNORIGINAL)

You: hey
Stranger: m/f
You: f from nyc
Stranger: m
Stranger: age?
You: 18 you
Stranger: 18
You: we you from wats your name
You: were*
Stranger: australia
You: im from mexico
Stranger: nicee
Stranger: you horny?
You: yeah my names joanne
Stranger: ok
You: why are you horny
Stranger: just am
You: do you wanna have cyber dirty talk
Stranger: that or cam
You: i have no cam
Stranger: pics?
You: yeah loads
Stranger: can i see some
Stranger: u got msn or skype?
You: 2 secs
You: how big is it
Stranger: 8inch
You: phaaa
Stranger: what
You: thats small :P
Stranger: BS hahha
You: were you from
Stranger: australia
You: is that england
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: its its own country
You: ok wales
Stranger: what
You: oh i knew that
Stranger: r u serious
You: yep i am i have a tight little kittyyyy meow ;)
You: cat
Stranger: nice
You: its so annoying
Stranger: so do u have msn or skype?
You: big things scare my cat
You: yeah
You: im from heathrow
Stranger: which one?
You: in england
Stranger: i know
You: how do you know
Stranger: whats ur msn or skype na,e
Stranger: i know where heathrow is
Stranger: lol
You: im not telling you im a man you sick nooob

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