Posts Tagged lady gaga
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You: I eat jelly beans off my vagina
Stranger: good for you!
You: I also eat marshmellows off my penis
Stranger: You’re freaking Lady GAGA?!
You: NO!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES EVERY BODY SAY THAT
You: IM JUSTIN BIEBER GEEZ
Stranger: I have absolutley no idea :P
Stranger: you lie, I just talked to her :p
You: Damnit, they caught me…
You have disconnected.
Stranger: I want your ugly. I want your disease
You: I want your everything as long as its free
Stranger: I dance around this empty house
Stranger: Whatever you want
You: I want your love. love love love I want your love.
You: Are you a sexy beast????
If so, we have much in common. ;)
You: ARE YOU THERE?
Stranger: M or f?
You: Imma bisexual llama, at that ;)
You: OMG LETS MATE!!!!!
Stranger: Haha kk
You: Where and when?
Stranger: My room right now
You: Ok, i make some great hay.
You: Do you um, have a, um….high alpaca sperm count?
Stranger: Sure do
You: Good, you will need it.
You: Llama pleased.
You: What is your alpaca name?
You: Guess what?
You: My name is…(drum roll)
Stranger: Eeeeeewwwwwww omg get the FUBRA away from me
Stranger: I want to slaughter kesha
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