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Earth girls are dumb

Stranger: Hiiii… :) male or female?
You: My name is tim
You: Im neither
You: Im an alien
You: from the planet zutron
Stranger: I am female. 20 years old
You: Well thats cool but im an alien
Stranger: Where are you from
You: I dont mate with your kind

You: I told u zutron
Stranger: I am from California… very sexy and honey… :)
You: Honey? U mean horny. wow humans do have poor wording skills
Stranger: Do you have naked photos?? to be honest I am hornyyyy :(
You: No
You: I dont have reproductive organs
Stranger: I have some of them … If you promise to send yours I can send you mine
You: How can you send me ur organs?
You: By mail?

You: Damn i live in space
You: R u a blonde?
Stranger: give your email
You: Aliens dont have emai
You: email*
Stranger: or I can give you the link. Do you have account in adultfriendfiner???
You: No
You: aliens dont get turned on
Stranger: **LINK REDACTED**
You: Naw
You: Im an alien remember
You: Damn earth girls are stupid
Stranger: The sign up is free. Register and find me : Nancy 20 years California.
You: No i am an alien can u get that threw your skull. None of your porn turns me on. goddamnit…
Stranger: What is your name?. Do not forget Say your name and remind me that you are from omegle
You: IM A MOTHER PUCKING ALIEN BISH GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: I have a lot of pictures there and we can chat whenever you want
You: PUK YOU IM AN ALIEN
Stranger: I am waiting… Do you have sign up problems? It is free
You: NO
You: I DONT
You: IM AN ALIEN
You: GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: Someone writing me there… with name John Tomson. Is it you???? :)))…
You: NO
You: IM TIM THE ALIEN FROM ZULTRON
You: Uhhh i had it with earth girls…
You have disconnected.

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