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Omegle
Talk to strangers!
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Hello there.
You: is this your first time?
Stranger: Yes I think this is your first time, but I’m not completely sure.
You: yes as in, this is your first time?
Stranger: Uh. You don’t say.
You: if it isn’t your first time
You: it seems strange you would answer yes
Stranger: I’m not sure I understand the implication of that.
You: it doesn’t get any simpler than how i’ve just put it
Stranger: “It” being what?
You: the answer to my question, as it were
Stranger: No one has all the answers.
You: no one is the everyone
You: *the same as
Stranger: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
You: you’re the one who made such a sweeping generalization
Stranger: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: if you say so
Stranger: I say so.
You: then, it must be so
Stranger: Good reasoning. Do you think I should know if it is?
You: it’s like you said
You: no one has all the answers
Stranger: “Good reasoning. Do you think I should know if it is?”? I said?
You: you’re pretty dense, stranger
Stranger: You think I am dense, stranger.
You: it like you said, followed by what you said
Stranger: “It” being what?
You: go ahead and read
You: it’s still there for you to read
You: go on, i dare you
Stranger: What kind of books do you like?
You: i can’t be bothered with books, tbh
Stranger: Why not?
You: the easier question is why bother in the first place?
Stranger: The explanation is rather complicated.
You: exactly my point
Stranger: Where did you get your point?
You: use your imagination
Stranger: Let me think. What are you wearing?
You: i’ll tell you what i’m wearing after you tell me what you’re wearing
Stranger: Where do you go shopping.
You: i’ll tell you where i go shopping after you tell me where you go shopping
Stranger: A place we call “reality.”
You: same here
Stranger: I’m glad we agree, .
You: don’t mention it
You: anyway, what would you like to discuss?
Stranger: The pleasure was all mine.
You: uh huh
Stranger: Yup. Groovy.
You: feel free to answer my question
Stranger: I always feel completely free.
You: let me know when you figure out what you’d like to discuss, i guess
You: -minimizes window-
Stranger: Go ahead, , try to know when you figure out what you would like to discuss,.
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may the fonze be with you

Stranger: Have you ever masturbated with someone of the same sex?
You: do u wish to join the church of the fonze my child?
You: nope
You: that would be a sin
You: =D
Stranger: According to who?
Stranger: The Fonz?
You: lol the almighty tv star the fonzee
Stranger: Or his Creator, Henry Winkler?
You: lol both
You: the fonzee is like jesus
You: and henry is god
You: =D
You: lol
Stranger: I bet when he masturbates, he just taps his penis, and semen just starts pouring out immediately.
Stranger: Like some kind of sexual jukebox.
Stranger: Or something.
You: lol thats where the rain comes from
You: lol
Stranger: That makes sense.
You: hahahahahaha
You: you sir are remarkable
Stranger: Those Days must be very Happy.
You: lol yessss
Stranger: I will never be forlorn with rain again.
Stranger: I shall look into the sky.
Stranger: And smile as His seed drops down upon me.
You: lol stink out your toungeee
You: stick*
You: lol
Stranger: What about acid rain though?
Stranger: WTF is up with that?
You: his diaria
Stranger: Hmmmm.
You: he eats spicy boretoss
Stranger: Actually, I’m more inclined to believe that its a urine/semen mixture.
You: hmmm could very well be
Stranger: Urine’s acidic, right?
You: yep
Stranger: Well, there you go.
Stranger: Granted, urine and semen rarely mix.
You: lol u sir are quite witty
Stranger: But the Fonz can do as He pleases.
You: lol
Stranger: He just taps it and the urethra opens wide in all directions.
You: llolllll!!!
Stranger: His diarea bust be…
Stranger: idk.
Stranger: Volcano ash?
Stranger: Hail?
You: lol possibly
You: lol
Stranger: Meteors.
Stranger: Must be meteors.
You: yes thats it meteors!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I mean, I’ve never seen him take a sh-t, right?
Stranger: So it must not happen often.
You: lol yes
You: lol he doesnt eat enough fiber
Stranger: Fock no, he ain’t old.
You: lolll
Stranger: He’s eternally young.
Stranger: No matter how many times you watch Happy Days, he NEVER ages.
Stranger: How the f*ck else do you explain that?
You: lol this has been awsome
You: lol
You: i have no ideaa
Stranger: You gotta think of these things.
Stranger: Everything’s a sign.
You: lol u expanded my mindddd
Stranger: Glad to help.
You: you sir are the most interesting person ive talked to on here
Stranger: Go say 20 HEEEEEY Mary’s and 10 Our Fonzs.
Stranger: I must depart.
You: lol!! u are awsome this is going on omgle chats.com
Stranger: May the Fonz be with you.
You: as to u sir
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The Theif With A Scarf-Wearing Panda

You: HELLO!
Stranger: Hi there!
You: CHICKEN!
Stranger: Narwhal?
You: in the corner?
Stranger: Around the edges.
You: hmmm thos damn corner narwhals.
Stranger: Indeed.
You: if you don’t mind me asking, how many pickles?
Stranger: 18.
You: i see
You: it was my knowledge there where 20…
Stranger: I’ve lost a couple.
Stranger: Sorry.
You: i refuse. there must be a theif!
Stranger: Oh right. I lost them to a theif.
Stranger: thief, too.
You: right
You: this thief is spelled theif though
Stranger: Because he’s Muslin?
Stranger: Muslim* even.
You: we must find this theif and the pickles
You: this Muslim theif
Stranger: Well, there are some leads.
Stranger: We know, for example, that he enjoyed Majora’s Mask.
You: really? good job jeevs.
Stranger: Over here sir.
You: we shall begin the quest!
You: what? oh sorry i’m quite blind
Stranger: It’s quite alright.
Stranger: OVER HERE SIR!
You: FOUND YOU!
Stranger: No sir! I mean a clue this time.
You: ahhhh so the theif left his panda under the table…
Stranger: And look at this scarf on it.
Stranger: It says…
Stranger: “GOD DAMN PANDERING BUSHES”
Stranger: I wonder what it means, sir?
You: God damn indeed.
You: well its a good thing the panda can talk
Stranger: That is especially convenient, given the panda’s general inability to speak as a species.
You: elmentary.
Stranger: Exactly my dear.
Stranger: I mean, sir!
You: it says the Muslim is in the bookcase!
You: its okay honey!
Stranger: Which book case?
You: i mean jeevs!
You: the one with the yogurt on it!
Stranger: But that tunnel is much to perilous.
Stranger: Sometimes there’s oral sex. Overall, much too much peril!
You: we have to take the chance
You: the panda goes first
Stranger: He’s eating the yogurt.
Stranger: Fuck.
You: damn panda.
Stranger: Now which one is the one with the yogurt on it?
You: the one with the perilous oral sex
You: well
Stranger: Oh right!
Stranger: Well, should I take one for the team?
You: it’s okay, they got the panda
You: ONWARD!
Stranger: Ah. Damn.
Stranger: Yes coming!
You: its okay the panda was a traitor
Stranger: Perhaps we should wait for the panda, to, err, come also?
You: eating yogurt that wasn’t his
You: fine… but only because of his scarf
Stranger: It’s in good aesthetic taste!
Stranger: Looks like he’s finished now.
You: i found the Muslim theif!
Stranger: Oh my!
You: or thief either way
Stranger: Wait a minute, that’s no Muslim Theif.
You: what is it?
Stranger: That’s a rock-outcropping conveniently shaped like a Muslim Theif.
Stranger: Or perhaps it’s a mask!
Stranger: I’m much too afraid to take it off.
You: GASP!
You: i will.
Stranger: I’ll stand over here.
You: it isn’t the theif, ITS THE PICKLES!
Stranger: But look inside the pickles!!!
Stranger: The theif!
You: OH MY!
You: its okay the panda ate him.
Stranger: Understandable. He was pickled.
Stranger: Probably delectable.
You: mmmm i’m hungry now
You: good work Jeevs
Stranger: That’s what the panda is for, is it not?
You: of course
You: what else would eat Muslim theifs?
Stranger: His traitorous ways must not be left unpunished…
You: :O
Stranger: Broiled or baked, sir?
You: baked. i’m on a diet
Stranger: Ahh, I’ll trim the fat then.
Stranger: All done. Thank heavens for this new instant-bake oven.
You: indeed.
You: we should go our seperate ways
You: till next time, Jeevs!
Stranger: After all, we are both male.

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Magical Horn!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: heyy
Stranger: wats up
You: WAIT WAIT!
You: what species are youu????
Stranger: fish
Stranger: hbu?
You: dude im a unicorn!
You: fish r tastayyyy >:D
Stranger: woah!
Stranger: lol yes we are!
You: may i just nibble on your tail a bit?
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: considering i’ve already bitten a bit off your horn
You: *nibbles on tail*
You: OMG
Stranger: owch!
You: OH NO U DIDNT!
You: *EATS YOU*
Stranger: gah!
You: HA!
You: HOW DOES IT FEEL IN MY BELLY?!?!
Stranger: well
Stranger: i was a pregnant fish
Stranger: so i was TRYING to get eaten
Stranger: now my babies will hatch in your belly
Stranger: and EAT YOU!!
You: *GASP*
You: *Throws up u and your disgusting babies on land so u cant breathe*
You: ha!
You: take that!
Stranger: oh NO
Stranger: too bad..
You: oh YES
Stranger: we’re FLYING FISH
Stranger: HA!
You: DUDE
You: U LYIN!
Stranger: NOPE
Stranger: WE FLY
You: TO BAD I ALREADY NAILED YOU TO THE GROUND!
Stranger: with wat?
Stranger: i already ATE YOUR HORN REMEMBER?
You: A REALLY SHARP ROCK!
Stranger: CANT CATCH US
You: UNICORNS CAN FLY TOO YOU KNOW!
Stranger: NOT WITHOUT A MAGIC HORN!
Stranger: HA!
You: MY HORN GREW BACK AND ITS INDESTRUCTABLE!
You: SO HA!
Stranger: MY BABIES ARE HUNGRY!
Stranger: WE KEEP EATING
Stranger: UR HORN
Stranger: AND WE CALLED OUR FISHY FRIENDS
You: ITS INDESTRUCTABLE!!
Stranger: THE MORE WE EAT
Stranger: THE FASTER WE CAN FLY!
You: MY HORN IS INDESTRUCTABLE SO U CANT POSSIBLY EAT IT!
Stranger: oh my gosh
Stranger: are you a MAGIC unicorn?
You: yes i am
Stranger: forgive us for attacking you
Stranger: we can’t possibly defeat a MAGIC unicorn
You: its ok…but you know that first horn…. it was really special….
You: i cant live without it…
Stranger: forgive us
Stranger: *cough up horn*
Stranger: here you are sir
Stranger: we can’t digest it anyway
You: its no good now…
Stranger: horns give us diarrhea
Stranger: oh no
You: i might as well say goodbye to the world
You: get me a rope and a tree
Stranger: no!
Stranger: we will help you
You: yes….its time
Stranger: we will find another horn
You: you cant replace such a horn….
Stranger: but we are also MAGICAL fish
Stranger: and using our invisible fish magic
Stranger: we have made another horn for you
You: *gets gun*
Stranger: no!
Stranger: take the horn!
You: i cant!
You: i needed the horn i had!
Stranger: we will force you to take it!
You: no other horn will do!
Stranger: this one is BETTER
You: it cant work!
Stranger: this one may not be magical..
Stranger: but it GLOWS IN THE DARK!!!
You: OMG DUDE IS IT LIMITED EDITION?!?
You: ILL TAKE IT!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: TAKE IT
Stranger: TAKE IT AND GO
Stranger: ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY
You: WHERE?
Stranger: TO HAPPY LAND
You: I WILL!
Stranger: WHERE ALL GOOD UNICORNS GO!
You: I WILL!
You: bye my friend, for now….
Stranger: BRING BACK SOME LOLLIPOPS!
Stranger: goodbye, unicorn
You: i shall
You: goodbye fishy
You: i wish you well

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A hint of nostalgia.

You: I miss playing pogs.
Stranger: I miss playing Mortal Kombat.
You: I miss playing Streets of Rage.
Stranger: I miss playing Sunset Riders.
You: I miss playing GoldenEye 007 on the N64.
Stranger: And I had Streets of Rage.
Stranger: I miss playing Rollo To The Rescue.
You: I miss playing Rayman.
Stranger: I miss Playing Castle of Illusion.
You: I miss playing marbles.
Stranger: Ahhh, marbles…
Stranger: I miss bulding spaceships out of chairs with my brother.
You: And Golden Axe on Sega.
You: I miss moving all the furniture around with my four brothers and creating hideaways and roleplaying.
Stranger: I made corridors with my brother, and we would crawl around them and play You’re It.
You: I miss when one brother and I would play on the couch, pretending that I was falling off it into a sea of sharks and he’d pull me up to rescure me. He was Ryu and I was Kimberley.
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: I miss Hey Arnold and The Magic Bus.
You: I miss Doug.
Stranger: Angry Beavers.
You: Cycling around the block on my bike and making friends with the neighbours.
Stranger: I did that too!
You: =)
You: Making mud pies with them on the sidewalk, and chalking things that our angry neighbour Sheila would complain about.
Stranger: Lol, I would go to my grandma’s sister’s place with my family, and we’d take stuff from her kitchen and mix them in a pot, in the tree house.
Stranger: My brother and I.
You: We’d wet an area of the back yard that was without grass and we’d slide across the mud and have mud fights.
You: Water fights! Water pistols, water balloons, straight up hosing each other down.
Stranger: Ahh, I know, we did that too!
Stranger: Now, I spend the whole day here.
Stranger: In my room with my best friend.
Stranger: The computer.
You: Sad times, my friend. The old days are long gone.
You: Kids won’t experience childhood the way we did.
Stranger: I know.
You: I know 5-8 year olds that play on the computer all the time.
Stranger: I know!
Stranger: And they have cellphones! Like, what the f?!
You: Atleast we got to experience all that we did. I only hope my children can experience the same.
Stranger: I know, me too.
You: You have made me all nostalgic now.
Stranger: You started it!
You: I did, didn’t I.

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Alphabet Chat

You: B is for bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble. B is for bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble. B is for bubble like bubble gum and B is for brother who brought you some. There’s no better letter for bubble gum than B is for bubble…
Stranger: omg you legend!
Stranger: :3
You: C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me.
Stranger: continue!
Stranger: :P
You: D is for donuts that’s good enough for us.
You: E is for egg salad — my favorite
You: F is for friend. Will you be mine?
Stranger: yes
You: G is for good gravy
Stranger: i is for inuit cold as the sea
You: I love igloos too!
Stranger: continue the aplabet
You: T is for tundra
Stranger: :)
You: H is for HELLO!!!!!!!!
Stranger: v is for vuvuzela their good enough for me
You: J is for JELLO!
You: D is sometimes for disgusting.
Stranger: k is for koolaid the sour tart drink :)
You: K is for kit kats. I love chocolates.
Stranger: :)
You: L is for lazy and dirty laundry
Stranger: s is for soviet russia where juice drinks YOU!
You: M is for mom always said don’t throw balls in the house.
Stranger: true
You: N is for nice things like green grass
Stranger: and you :)
You: O is for OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that’s so nice.
Stranger: you are nice
Stranger: :)
You: P is for pals. You are my pal.
Stranger: you make my week :)
Stranger: we are both pals
You: Q is for quince. I like fruit.
Stranger: L is for legend , you are one of these
Stranger: i love fruit
You: R is for right now I’m very happy.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: were happy too :)
You: S is for sleep. I will definitely do that tonight.
Stranger: the royal we
You: T is for totally awesome — you are!!!!
Stranger: x is for xray ouch , that hurt x
You: U is for the umbrella that I didn’t need today because it was a very sunny day today.
Stranger: 0_o
You: V is for violets and other nice smelling flowers.
Stranger: l is for luck , its not blowing a Gale :)
Stranger: L
You: W is for WOW!! I didn’t understand what you just wrote.
You: X is for xray. You are right.
You: Y is for YOU!!!!!!!!
Stranger: s is often for sad , but not now!
You: Z is for zipper I have them on my coat.
Stranger: P is for parrot Skwawk , omg!
You: P is for pumpkin pie. But I like potato pie better.
Stranger: as do i
You: A was forgotten but now I remember — Awesome just like you!!!
Stranger: :3
Stranger: T is for touched, i am by this convo :)
You: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: V is for villain , some are good some are bad
You: I love the alphabet. Yes some are good. I like when they have special powers that they use for good.
Stranger: :)
You: You have make my W is for week. Thanks for your c is for company.
Stranger: y for you have no idea how special i feel , getting to talk to a genious right now
You: T is for thank you!!!!
You: I was waiting for someone nice to talk to today. You really meet some c is for crazy people on here.
Stranger: :)
You: I will download our conversation and post it for all to see when we say b is for bye-bye.
Stranger: on what website?!
Stranger: call it alphabet chat
You: There’s an omegle website
You: You are the clever one — I like that.
Stranger: aaw this is soo great :)
Stranger: definitely call it alphabet chat so i can find it
You: I will. Perhaps we will meet again. Have a wonderful evening. And if we don’t meet again, have a wonderful life and remember someone out here loves you.
Stranger: omg xx
Stranger: t is for thank you
Stranger: for making my day
Stranger: :)
You: Bye pal!
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World Domination!

You: hi
Stranger: Hey.
You: Say something witty! :D
Stranger: my wit is not free.
You: :(
You: how much?
Stranger: you cannot handle the wit.
Stranger: its like a mike tyson punch to the brain.
You: I totally can >:D
You: Oh…crap
You: maybe I can’t….
You: hmmm
You: Well this is awkward.
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: You…
You: What should we speak of now”? xD
Stranger: say something stupid.
You: OH That IS my FORTE good sir
You: Ducks can’t fly.
Stranger: I would have also accepted “Dog’s can’t look up”
You: Really?
You: Why not?
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: its the way their spines are formed.
Stranger: anyway… they have no aerial predators.
You: Holy crap you have got to be kidding me.
You: I cant believe I was living my life not knowing this.
You: T_T
Stranger: venture forth, citizen!
Stranger: glory in your new knowledge.
You: :D I shall spread it to the world!
Stranger: wallow in it like a pig… a thought pig.
You: Much like herpes
You: xD
Stranger: yes… I should probably tell you that knowledge does come with occasional cold sores.
You: Oh fudge D:
You: hmm…
You: well you do know how to cure a cold sore don’t you?
Stranger: flamethrower?
You: :D Amazing! It’s like you’re psychic!
Stranger: I am.
Stranger: I’m controlling everything you do.
You: :0
Stranger: I’m a mad puppeteer.
You: for reals?
Stranger: I’m just on Omegle cause i’m bored.
Stranger: yeah…
You: I KNEW there was some reason I bought that ugly shirt today
Stranger: controling everything a person does is quite tedius.
Stranger: tedious.
You: :( WHen you control me could you plz give me some fashion sense?
Stranger: Ok. You have sort of looked like an autistic 9 year old recently.
Stranger: I mean… Gold Lamee… really?
You: :D
You: But… i liked my shiny sweatpants :(
Stranger: No more.
Stranger: from now on I will groom you into becoming the worlds FINEST SUPERVILLAN!!!
You: :D oh goodie!
Stranger: sharpen your rapier wit, my friend…
Stranger: we’re going hunting!
You: :)
You: for knowledge?
Stranger: First step… see that baby.
Stranger: STEAL ITS CANDY!
You: that ugly one with barf on its face?
Stranger: FOR EVIL!
You: But… what if it barfed on the candy?
You: :(
Stranger: the candy is not for you to eat.
Stranger: it is for you to steal.
Stranger: to deprive the innocent of luxury.
You: OH! Okay that makes sense..
Stranger: Everyone in the world is like that baby.
Stranger: uncoordinated…
Stranger: ignorant…
You: :0
Stranger: and weak.
You: Oh my.
You: Except you right master?
Stranger: TAKE what you want.
Stranger: oh, no… especially me…
Stranger: I’m locked in this wheelchair.
Stranger: On a prison planet.
You: D:
You: I shall break you out!
Stranger: I was like you once…
Stranger: I was naive and free.
Stranger: but I hesitated.
Stranger: I showed them mercy.
Stranger: NEVER AGAIN!
You: So mercy is bad?
Stranger: I will train you to crush them, with your steely fists.
You: yay :)
Stranger: only use mercy to get what you want…
You: what do I want?
Stranger: to crush the spirit.
You: >:)
Stranger: kittens… all the kittens in the world.
Stranger: you will implant them with robotic eyes…
Stranger: and LASERS!
Stranger: Phase one.
Stranger: they will laugh at you , oh YES!
Stranger: but you will laugh last.
You: Ah! And what will the kittens be used for?
Stranger: PHASE TWO you imbecile!
You: Sorry T_T
You: er.. what was phase 2 again?
Stranger: a complicated financial stratagem involving cocoa futures and certain derivatives of which you are unworthy of knowing.
You: Oh my :0
You: I think my small brain is about to esplode
Stranger: Phase 3?
Stranger: You will build a time machine.
Stranger: Using the cybernetic kittens to battle the Time rats, you will travel back and sabotage certain crops with a genetically engineeered SUPERmold.
You: :0
You: oh….
You: This plan makes perfect sense!
You: I must go prepare, master.
You: Be lurking on Omeglechats.com for this :)
You: I’m going to title it “World Domination!”
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Annoying Girly Reunion

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YO.
Stranger: hey
You: Haha
Stranger: courtney?
You: Britney?! OH MY GAWD!!!!!111oneone!!!
Stranger: omggg!
You: I can’t believe it!!
Stranger: me either!!!!
You: Oh my, like, GAWD.
You: Wait. I thought you were dead?
Stranger: that was your mistake
Stranger: :O
You: Oh my gooodddd
You: But Josh like, totally told me you got pregnant
You: And when Jack found out he totally killed you!
Stranger: well, did you ever wonder what happened to Jack?
You: I heard he got attacked by a bear and the bear like, totally ate his dick
Stranger: well, no. he tried to stab me. and well, that knife ended up with him.
Stranger: court, keept this secret..
You: You go girl!!
Stranger: but i’m in the WPP and i live in a whole new state
You: Oh you know you can rely on me!! The whole gossip thing about Francine’s overdose was like totally not my fault
Stranger: i know, it was mine
You: Mhmm!! Bout time you admitted to it, biatch!
Stranger: yeah, sorry babe! haha god, i can’t believe i’m talking to you!
You: I know right!! It’s totally insane!!
You: Bitch, I missed you! Sorta…
Stranger: Yeah, but you should see this baby!
You: Your baby?
Stranger: yeah!
You: Oh my god so you didn’t get the abortion!? Gawd, I gotta stop listening to Josh…
Stranger: you really do. he’s a dumbass. and i hope you know he cheated on you..
You: Oh that’s okay I cheated on him with the whole football team
You: We have an ‘understanding’
Stranger: Haha thats my Courtney!
You: Hell yeah!!
Stranger: And I should say..
Stranger: My baby’s name is Veronica Courtney. After you, rgirll!!
You: Oh my god I think I’m gonna cry!
You: Happy tears, babe! :’)
Stranger: Hahaha good! I thought I’d never get to tell you that!
You: Actually, I have something to tell you, too
Stranger: Yeah?
You: Yeah. Um… You really are dead. You’ve been dead for over a year. After you killed Jake you got hit by a car.
You: I died two days ago, god damn it!
You: Drugs
You: You need to get it together girl!!
Stranger: Everyone’s dead, Court… Didn’t Josh ever tell you that? You: Wait wut
Stranger: Yeah..
You: I have SERIOUSLY got to do something about Josh!!
You: Gawd.
Stranger: You really do… And Jake is alive. He’s in hiding because he robbed a bank… With Josh.
You: Oh I totally knew about the bank thing. Josh told me something ’bout wanting to provide for the baby I said I had…
Stranger: Oh Gawd..
You: I knoww, complicated riiight.
Stranger: It really is. You totally need to see pics of the baby!
Stranger: And I have sad news too..
You: Oh no…
Stranger: I was supposed to have twins… A boy and a girl. His name was Mason Joshua. But he died, premature..
You: No wayy.. oh gawd, Brit, I’m so sorry
You: That, like, totally sucks
Stranger: Yeah, but he was so sick… I couldn’t kkeep him on the machines any longer.
You: Sad tears, babe D’:
Stranger: But I’m thankful for Veronica
You: Oh yeah totally
You: That girl’s gonna rock the world!!
You: Of course, ’cause she got a name like mine…
Stranger: She actually looks so much like her dad… And she will… With her mommy and Auntie Courtney!
Stranger: Rock the world that is… Haha
You: Oh totally, I can like, totally tell just by thinking about her
Stranger: haha it’ll be the bestt, Bitch!
You: Hell yeah Brit!
You: Oh but Brit, I got some bad news hun
Stranger: Oh gawd… What?
You: Satan like totally wants me to be his whore, and, I gotta admit, he’s like soooo sexyyy, so I’m not gonna turn him down so like, I gotta go…
You: I know, right.. bummerrr
You: But I’ll totally like, see you around.. sort of.. not really..!
Stranger: Yeah, well just google my new name. And my E-mail should be on one of the links!
You: Totally. Later babe!
Stranger: Byeee, Babe! Miss ya like Fuck!
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