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Pretending to be Dolly Parton

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello, darlin
Stranger: hello honey bunch
You: asl?
Stranger: m
You: 64 f TN
Stranger: nice!!!
You: thank you.
Stranger: i lyk younger women…
You: well, im married
Stranger: nobody needs 2 no…
You: well, whats your name?
Stranger: Fester… and urs darlin?
You: Dolly.
Stranger: Parton?? Hahaha…
You: thats me!
Stranger: dats gud..
You: yes, Carl is asleep so im just killin time
Stranger: sing me a song der will ya?
You: late on cold and stormy night i heard a dog a’barkin, then i thought i heard somebody at my door a’ knockin
You: i wondered who could be outs side in such an awful storm
You: then i saw a little girls with a puppy in her arms
You: before i could say a word she said:
You: “my name is sandy and this here is my puppy dog, his name is little andy.”
You: standing in the bitter cold in just a ragged dress, i asked her to come in and this what she said:
You: “aint you got no gingerbread?”
You: “aint you got no candy?”
You: “aint you got an extra bed for me and little andy?”
You: well, thats the first stanza.
Stranger: brilliant….
You: its a pretty sad song, they die at the end.
Stranger: ah dats bad…
Stranger: wats ur date of birth?
You: Jan 19
You: 1964
You: im from Sevier County, TN
Stranger: im irish…
You: So am i, a little
You: Got any more questions? i am expert on myself haha
Stranger: ahh wats ur mothers name?
You: my mama passed away, rather not talk to much about her.
Stranger: how many siblings do you have?
You: 12
You: including me, of course.
You: one passed away same day he was born :(
Stranger: wat does carl work as?
You: he has his own business. he stays out of the public eye.
Stranger: i no dat… wat does he work as tho?
You: well since you must know, he has an cement business in Nashville
Stranger: where did you meet carl?
You: at a laundromat
You: he told me i was gone git sunburned, he was the sweetesst thing. he kept on circlin around me in his pickup truck. that little flirt :)
Stranger: wat was ur first film?
You: well i appeared on the porter wagoner show. do you mean movie?
Stranger: ya movie…
You: Nine to Five. with jane fonda and lily tomlin. they are the best!
Stranger: wats jane fondas husbands name?
You: im not sure, we didnt stay in touch much after that movie.
Stranger: how is miley cyrus?
You: she’s wonderful. im her godmother.
Stranger: any chance of gettin in contact with her?? Hahaha….
You: no, i dont her daddy would like for me to be handin out their contact information to strange men.
Stranger: i no i no…. im only messing….
You: haha!
You: What else is new?
Stranger: just a test… wats mileys middle name?
You: hope. her real name is destiny.
Stranger: ok dats weird now lyk…. haha… im a bit skeptic of it actually bein u…. haha….
Stranger: skeptical i mean….
You: well most people would be.
Stranger: wats the name of ur last album…?
You: Sha-Kon-O-Hey!
You: that was a little thing for dollywood.
Stranger: is it not backwards barbie?
You: no, i actually made Sha-Kon-O-Hey! first
You: it was released after CC
Stranger: man this is fair weird….
You: BB*
You: Sha-Kon-O-Hey! isnt very popular, its sold at dollywood but not in stores.
Stranger: ur kinda scarin me now actually thinkin dat it cud be u….
You: haha, your makin me laugh!
Stranger: wats mileys brothers names?
You: trace is her brother in the band
You: and also noah
Stranger: ya i no him… wats his band called?
You: metro station.
Stranger: wat magazine cover wer you on in october of 1978?
You: playboy, but i did NOT get naked
Stranger: what wer ye wearing?
You: bunny ears and a lacey dress
You: black^
Stranger: this is gettin rely weird….
You: its not weird for me, im in a pretty good mood.
Stranger: this is rely weird for me cuz u cud be lyk famous….
You: i love bein famous and puttin a smile on peoples faces :D
Stranger: can u lyk prove dat its u?
You: well not really considerin the type of website we are on.
Stranger: gud point… ah can u lyk go on the dollyworld thing and say sumthin on it?
Stranger: dollywood*
You: you mean the website? or the actual park?
Stranger: website…
You: well i like givin shoutouts, but the herschend family does all the website stuff.
Stranger: ah do u have a fan page thing or sumthing u can write on?
You: well im not good with the internet stuff, every website is run by someone else, they just tell me what the fans say
Stranger: can u send me out stuff 2 my house lyk a signature?
You: u just give out your address like that?
Stranger: well wen its dolly parton lyk i do… hahaha
You: well… do u live in tn
Stranger: no… Ireland… its a bit further away…. Hahaha…
You: well, you can trust that you had a real encounter tonight.
Stranger: nobodys gonna believe me tho… wat time is it over der?
You: 11:01
Stranger: in the mornin?
You: no, at night
Stranger: how am i gonna prove dat its u?
You: well i guess you dont.
You: you copy and paste this chat i suppose.
Stranger: no i wnt do dat….
You: thats fine.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im after runnin outa things 2 say… haha….
You: ok.
Stranger: do u lyk justin bieber?
You: well he is a fine young man, i dont know too much about him.
Stranger: rite… whos mileys boyfriends name?
You: levi.
Stranger: ohhh kay….
Stranger: i guess i will talk to u later… well not rely lyk.. haha…
You: ok, hun
Stranger: but first can u send me a postcard?!! please?
You: whats ur address
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All The Same Person

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Now you’re back.
You: Thinking you’ll just disconnect, then come crawling back to me.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: who r u?
You: Ha ha, very funny.
You: You spend 3 hours asking everything about me, then just disconnect when I show you a picture of my penis.
You: What is it with you Stranger?
You: Are you trying to take advantage of me?
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: haha
Stranger: good story
Stranger: maybe ill use it someday
You: What are you on about?
You: Don’t pretend you have amnesia like you did 40 minutes ago.
You: I know you remember Stranger.
Stranger: fck
Stranger: ure good
You: I’m not good. Just observant.
Stranger: right
Stranger: asl?
You: You mean my information? You’ve asked me like 20 times in the last 3 hours.
You: What the hell is wrong?
Stranger: stop playin that gamee!
Stranger: im not stupid
You: I don’t think we should be in a relationship anymore.
You: If you can’t even remember me.
Stranger: hahaha
You: I was really starting to have feelings for you, and then you keep messing me about.
Stranger: whats my name?
Stranger: tell me
Stranger: if u talked to me 3 hours u must know
You: I honestly don’t know. Stranger seems to be the one you use all the time. You’ve called yourself Max, John, Tai Ling, Mika, Holmes, and others I can’t remember.
Stranger: ure male right?
Stranger: and u started to have feelings for male??
Stranger: gay
You: No, I’m a woman!
Stranger: and you have a penis?
You: What is it with you? Just be straight with me. Do you or do you not have feelings for me?
You: Yes, I have a penis.
Stranger: “You spend 3 hours asking everything about me, then just disconnect when I show you a picture of my penis.”
Stranger: ??????
You: Yes, I own a penis.
You: I have a picture of the penis in case it gets stolen.
Stranger: wtf
You: I’d hate it if someone broke into my house and stole my penis. It cost me a lot of money.
You: Hello?
You: Oh, Stranger’s famous silent treatment.
You: I knew I couldn’t trust you.
Stranger: hahahaaa
You: Why are you laughing?
Stranger: youre funny man
You: I’m sorry, I’ll do anything you want. Please don’t leave me.
You: I’ll be a man if you want me to.
You: I’ll get the penis and strap it on to me.
You: If that’s what it takes for you to love me.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ammm
Stranger: youre crazy
Stranger: im female
You: Then, what?
You: I don’t care that you’re a lesbian. I love you.
You: Please love me.
Stranger: youre fucking crazy, dude
You: I…I…
You: You’re making me cry…please stop
Stranger: haha
You: I can’t help it. The more you abuse me, the more attracted I am to you.
You: I’ll have a sex change if you want me to.
Stranger: hahahahahaaa
Stranger: you make me laugh
Stranger: im asking myself something
Stranger: wanna know what?
You: I would like to know. You are so mysterious.
Stranger: why i am wasting my time with you
Stranger: can u answer?
You: Wh…what? Are you leaving me/
Stranger: oh stop!!!!!!
Stranger: seriusly
You: I’ll change!! Please don’t do this to me. I’m begging you.
Stranger: youre crazy
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Random Asian Evilness

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey are you asian llama banana KA?
Stranger: Yes. Yes I am.
You: I love your lobster cakes.
Stranger: Thank you.
Stranger: I try.
You: Hows the gargoyle? I heard he’s sick :(
Stranger: Very.
Stranger: He’s lost a lot of weight
You: Oh dear….
You: Better get him some metal papayas.
You: There good for the index finger.
Stranger: I will.
You: Oh my god.
You: Im batman :-0
You: I feel my soul turning to the George Clooney!!
You: HELP MEEEEEE
Stranger: OH GOD.
Stranger: I’LL GET THE BAT SYMBOL
You: you, are a life saver. cherry to be exact.
Stranger: It’s all in a day’s work.
You: I see, wait ARE YOU JESUS?
You: LORD ALMIGHTYYYY
You: oh wait im not christian
You: DARTH VADER?
Stranger: NO, I AM DARTH CHRIST
You: !!!!!!!!!!!! GASP
Stranger: A FUSION OF BOTH DESIGNED TO MAKE BOTH RELIGION AND STAR WARS INEPT
You: have i died and gone to heaven?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: But it’s OK.
You: oh.
Stranger: There is chocolate here.
You: YES!
You: i feel so…
You: PERIWINKLE.
You: hey im gonna build a time machine run by george bush’s blood, you in?
Stranger: Ya cool.
Stranger: How do we get the blood?
You: its ok. my men are on they’re way. >:D MWAHAHHAHA
Stranger: That sounds ominous
Stranger: Too ominous
Stranger: I think, you are on the enemy side!
You: GASP HOW DID YOU KNOW
You: i see, they’ve infiltrated you with mind reading devices…
Stranger: No, that’s not it.
Stranger: That can’t be it.
Stranger: The unicorns are real, I know it.
You: Indeed…
You: BUT
You: HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT THERE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE… Miley Cyrus!
You: MWAHAHHAHA
Stranger: OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: OUR PLAN HAS SUCEEDED! MWAHHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: A million Miley Cyruses….
Stranger: HOw will the world survive?
You: Lemon juice and condoms.
Stranger: What kind of life is that?
You: that, that is the way of the peasants…
You: US NOBLES
Stranger: The nobles should be cast out
You: shall feed off of Oprah Winfrey’s private fridge
Stranger: The nobles don’t have a right to that fridge!
You: i bid you popsicles, fine maple tree.
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BWAH

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M 18
You: BWAH
You: Female.
Stranger: Age?
You: Classified.
Stranger: Okay? You older?
You: I see you don’t know what ‘classifed’ means. Get a dictionary.
Stranger: I like older girls
You:
Stranger: Or women ;)
Stranger: I know what classified means
Stranger: But I’m above classified
You: K…
Stranger: So you gonna tell me how old
You: -sigh-
You: Classified.
You: Name?
Stranger: Why? Just tell me
You: What part of ‘classified’ don’t you understand? -_
You: -
Stranger: Well classified is dumb
You: It very well may be.
Stranger: If I tell you my name will you tel me
You: No. But I’ll tell you me name.
You: my*
Stranger: Why would you tell me your name but not your age
You: Because. My age is classified information.
Stranger: Well my name is Taylor. Are you younger?
You: Classified. Cathyer.
Stranger: Tell me
You: Classified.
You: You’re pissing me off.
Stranger: You’re pissin me off. It’s not classified
You: Well, it is.
Stranger: No it freaking isn’t you’re just being dumb
You: I very well may be.
Stranger: It’s a fact
You: Awesome.
Stranger: Yupp
You: Kay.
Stranger: BWAH
You: YOU STOLE MY LINE
Stranger: Classified
You: That didn’t even make any sense. -.-”
You: I didn’t ask you for any information.
Stranger: BWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAH
You: BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH
You: I’M A FIRIN MY LAZZOOOORR BWAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: BWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAHBWAH
You: BWAH
Stranger: I win
You: DR. OCTOGONAPUS
Stranger: Age!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CLASSIFIED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: I’m gonna disconnect if you don’t tell me
You: Go ahead. End the whole goddamn world. Won’t be my fault.
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for all the /b/rothers….

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: which is hotter? sharpie in pooper or shoe on head?
Stranger: shoe on head. now.
You: just a question…..
You: i’m perfectly straight, but i would f*ck the old spice guy. is that weird or just normal?
Stranger: I am 12 and what is this?
You: pools closed
Stranger: and niggers pwn
You: fucking magnets, how do they work?
Stranger: This is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. I’m going to have to ask you to take a seat.
You: o rly?
Stranger: Are you a wizard? :O
You: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Stranger: Trololololololololololololololol.
You: hey, are you a /b/rother
You: ?
Stranger: Sup /b/ :P
Stranger: (YES)
You: nice
Stranger: Yesh. Let me play you the national song of my people. BZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZz. Thank you.
You: lol, i’m all out
Stranger: knowyourmeme.com /b/rother
You: by saying /b/rother you are breaking the first rwo rules
Stranger: Yes, yes… but you already have broken the first two rules.
Stranger: Therefore, my win is more than your loss.
Stranger: Your logic, gone.
Stranger: :)
You: ah well, we always have rule 34
Stranger: Yes, that we do.
Stranger: Rule 34 cell phone, done.
You: rule 34 blue waffle
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Rule 34, Kari Byron. Yes.
You: lol
You: how long you been a /b/rother for?
Stranger: A freckle past a hair, possibly sage, but not newfag. Yourself?
You: lol, about a week. newfag alert!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: Can newfag triforce/
Stranger: ? :P
You: don’t even know the answer to that lol
Stranger: Hah :P
You: i did say newfag
Stranger: Yes you did. You are forgiv- wait. ANON DOES NOT FORGIVE. ANON DOES NOT FORGET.
You: correct
You: fuck anon lol
Stranger: OP is a faggot.
You: technically i’m the OP of this convo
You: so, f/ck you!
Stranger: Technically.
Stranger: But fuck technicallity.
Stranger: I mean f/ck. Magnets how do they work?
You: tits or gtfo
You: no, its probably a trap!
Stranger: I iz not femanon or cumdumpster.
Stranger: sowwy.
You: i can count to potato!
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
Stranger: c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
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killing failure

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DING DONG!
Stranger: hi
You: could you PLEASE open the door..
You: I don’t like speaking to wood…
Stranger: eh ok. come in
You: MWAHHAHAHAHA
You: *gets knife out of pocket*
You: *points knife in your face*
Stranger: eh
You: *strikes*
You: *misses*
You: *strikes again*
You: DAMM! *misses again*
Stranger: missed again?
Stranger: hah
You: yeah.. sorry.. I’m not soo good..
Stranger: i see
You: DON’T laugh when I’m trying to kill you!
Stranger: ok try again boy
You: I’m a girl
You: *takes position*
Stranger: oh sorry
You: * strikes…*
You: OUCHH!!!
You: I cut myself you stupid!
You: see what you’ve done!
Stranger: you look like telling a joke oneself
You: *get’s ready to strike one last time..*
You: I’m not joking!
You: I’m trying to kill you!
You: DON’T MOVE!
You: *strikes
You: *
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: i’m here
You: You’re still not dead! :O :(
Stranger: come on,
You: I’m the worst killer ever..
You: *starts crying*
Stranger: get on you glasses please
Stranger: or you will miss again
You: I can’t do anything right! I’m a failure in live!!! :(
You: *cries louder*
Stranger: …..
You: *points knife at own stomach*
You: Tell my mom,
You: I love her!
You: and… (sniksnik)
You: that..
You: I am sorry!
You: :(
You: Bye life!
Stranger: a ha you’re so cute
You: *puts knife into stomach*
You: GOSH EVEN NOW I MISS!
Stranger: *shoots gun*
You: *Dies*
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A Stimulating Conversation with Two Chaps

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HOWDY
You: GUESS WAHT
Stranger: WOAH!
Stranger: What?! :O
You: MY NAME
You: IS
You: NOT YOUR CONCERN
You: UNLESS
You: MY GOOD SIR
Stranger: Unless?
You: WE HAVE
Stranger: Have what good sir?
You: A STIMULATING CONVERSATION.
You: Do you accept?!
Stranger: I am prepared to offer forth a stimulating conversation with you. Under two conditions only.
You: And what might they be!?
Stranger: The first, you don’t “type lik dis”.
You: Of course. Do you believe I would?
You: Nay! I shant!
Stranger: The second and this is the important one, at no time you ask me to give you an “ASL”. If it comes up in conversation that is quite alright however.
You: I see.
You: These are quite extreme conditions.
You: But I will follow them throughly!
Stranger: They are indeed, but like you I am looking for conversation that is enjoyable and interesting.
You: I believe you’ve found one, my good sir.
Stranger: I am very pleased, for at this point in time I was under the impression that only the younger minority (The minority being 12-16 year olds) used this website.
You: Ho ho! And what a silly impression that was. For I am timeless!
Stranger: Grand news sir! Stay a while, and listen!
You: I shall! For what do you have to offer to my hearing canals?
Stranger: A tale sir, of a man who while normally cautious with his money has thrown caution to the wind and now eagerly awaits the day of Friday when he shall once again have money available for his guilty pleasures, gaming and movies.
You: Oh, deary! This sounds like a grand story indeed!
Stranger: Recently, the grand creation that is the Steam Store had quite a set of sales! Spanning the time of several days! Of these sales many a game were priced down by as much as 80%. The man, Steve, was drawn in by the sales and found himself buying many a game!
Stranger: He was so amazed with the sales that he also began to purchase many games that he would later gift to his friends. This man now has no more than fifteen dollars but no less than ten dollars.
Stranger: That is my tale.
You: Ohh, silly little Steve! Did he not realize that when said game sales dropped, he would be put in such a lethal situation?
You: I see!
You: And what games, did Sir Steve inquire upon?
Stranger: Yes, I am certain he was aware. But his need to have these games in his library while they were so cheap could not be stopped. He is also very much a man of generosity. Thus he could not help but buy games for his friends as well.
Stranger: Sir Steve purchased:
Stranger: Half Life 2, Torchlight, Beat Hazard, Mount and Blade: Warband, Oddworld: Abes Oddysee/Exodus, Bad Rats, The Bionic Commando Pack, and Counter Strike: Source.
You: Oh goodness me! I have never heard of such games!
You: I am so flustered, I seem to have misplaced my monacle.
Stranger: It does happen to the best of us chap. In moments such as these it is possible to lose ones self in excitement and misplace your monacle.
You: Oh yes it is. But I am specifically curious about such game as “The Bionic Commando Pack”. Does this game have bionical men running around commando, with their willies hanging out for the world to see?
You: Because if it does, I would frequently find myself saying to the makers of such game, “Dear god, boy! What have you done? Put some trousers on that young chap, and a monacle while you’re at it!”
You: It would indeed be many an awkward situation.
You: Oh, I must be going. My dear friend Roderick has seemed to have dropped trou in the middle of the hobblestone path, and is scaring the neighborhood scallywags and hussies. I shall bid you adou.
You: Good night, kind chap.
Stranger: Good night dear sir. It has been my pleasure.
You: And mine as well!

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Mary Poppins to Elderly strip clubs?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: doe
Stranger: ray
Stranger: me
Stranger: fa
Stranger: so
Stranger: la
Stranger: tea
Stranger: doe
You: a doe a dear a female dear
Stranger: ray a drop of golden sun
You: me a name i call myself
Stranger: fa a long long way to run
You: so a….something…..done with needle and thread
Stranger: awww
Stranger: so a needle pulling thread
Stranger: damn this was going good
You: it was!
Stranger: you should watch that movie again
Stranger: thats the homework im giving you
You: sorry…my dog ate it
You: haha
Stranger: tell your dog to spit out julie andrews this instant!
You: i think she lured him with the teaspoon of sugar
Stranger: well if thats the case
Stranger: i dont blame your dog
Stranger: its mary poppins thats been causing all the trouble
You: yeah, she was asking for it, i mean….look what she’s wearing!
Stranger: its true
Stranger: marry poppins was a floozy
Stranger: how do you solve a problem like maria?
Stranger: the answer? a good pimp
You: help her stream line her urges into a lucrative business
Stranger: make money for the church
You: so she can baby sit for free
Stranger: ahahahhaha
You: but then again not many people want to drop their kids off at the daycare/escort service
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: sounds like a good place
You: a wholesome growing environment
Stranger: id drop my kids off in the daycare section and then drop me off in the escort one
Stranger: it would a really fuflilling day
Stranger: the kids would love it
Stranger: little bobby just loves his escorts
You: put an end to the conundrum of “man i really would love to get some booty today, but i’ve got the kids this weekend….dang”
Stranger: that place would be rich in a week
You: as long as it was in a sketchy part of town
You: reallllll sketchy
Stranger: well of course
Stranger: theyd have to put it right next to the abbey
You: alley?
Stranger: so you can praise the lord and then go relax from your praises
Stranger: church
Stranger: they called the church the abbey
You: ohh….yeah
You: after you’ve finished your sin you can head right on over to the confession, minimize guilt time
You: maximize pleasure
You: ….that right there is the slogan
Stranger: this thing’ll be bigger than vegas
Stranger: and its only one place!
You: haha! make sure to put some slot machines in the day care center
Stranger: we cant forget those
Stranger: i think it’ll grow so big it will be its own state
Stranger: it’ll be like vatican city
Stranger: but better
You: and worse at the same time
Stranger: nope
Stranger: just better
You: haha….
You: even the pope will spend his weekends at the tot and twat
Stranger: ahahaahaha
Stranger: we’ll call it a religious holiday
Stranger: all the escorts will have to wear nun uniforms when he comes
Stranger: we can do themes when the seasons change
Stranger: the kids will go apeshit
You: haha…the kids will be dragging their parents to come
Stranger: ahahahah
Stranger: they’ll be like comme onnn dad!
Stranger: i LOVE it there!
You: free lap dances for those under 10
Stranger: free lap dance lessons for the girls under 10
Stranger: they gotta make a livin somehow
You: buy us a flirty girl fitness pole and we can call it a dance center too
Stranger: it’ll teach all the newest dances
Stranger: france would be jealous of our studio
You: julliard would be sending us their best
You: we’ll turn pole dancing into an art
Stranger: it’ll be respected from that day on
Stranger: they’ll teach it in gym classes across the world
You: they’ll be selling badly knocked off fitness dvd’s
Stranger: and booty shorts will be the required gym uniforms
Stranger: BUT they must have words on the back or they dont count
You: and by the time it all comes down from it’s peak, it will be on saturday morning local channels for excercise for the elderly
Stranger: the elderly will love it
Stranger: it will help them relive their glory days
Stranger: and their glory nights
You: there will be wheele chair accesable poles, that are just a spiral ramp
Stranger: they’ll still love it
You: they’ll have seniors night at the strip club
Stranger: they’ll be like this is way better than that TV dodad
Stranger: god i hope so
Stranger: strip clubs would get so much new business
Stranger: they would sell prune juice too
You: but worse tips
You: because they haven’t adapted to inflation
Stranger: a penny earned is a penny saved they’ll say, while they’re grinding up on the stage
You: haha!
Stranger: that would be one hot strip club
Stranger: they’ll call it wrinkley pleasures
You: it’ll be huge!
Stranger: and the main guy strippers name would be moth balls
Stranger: and he would advertise all over the city
You: there will be billboards of completely naked women, but it would beokay because they’re wrinkles would cover any possible inappropriate body part
Stranger: ahaahha
Stranger: little kids would look up at the billboards and find new heroes
Stranger: theyd finally have good role models
You: instead of those people like Miley Cyrus and crap….they could have actual acheivable goals
Stranger: and reachable goals
Stranger: instead of “i want to be a pop idol!” it would be “i want to be a whore!”
Stranger: and i would pat them on the head and say you can be whatever you want to be
Stranger: now go whore it up
You: and instead of dressing up like miley cyrus for halloween, they’ll dressup on booty shorts tube tops and trashy wigs…..so actually they could just reuse those miley cyrus costumes
Stranger: i can see the resemblance
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