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Micky Dee’s Ass

Omegle conversation log2011-02-24
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Stranger: TU PARLES FRANCAIS?
You: no, sorry
Stranger: awh ratz
Stranger: blame it on the goose~ gotcha feelin loose
You: i can say hot dogs in french- hot dogs
Stranger: hawt dawgs
You: lol how funky is ur chicken?
Stranger: fucky enough to be processed into mcdonalds….
You: fucky?
Stranger: funky**
Stranger: lol
You: oh ok lol nom nom chicken nuggets lol
Stranger: do you know how they make those>
You: yuppers i watched supersize me :D
Stranger: they grind up chickens with large breasts
Stranger: its such a turn on
Stranger: ya know
Stranger: me and my 300 pounds enjoy that shit
Stranger: like UNF UNF UNF
You: lol
You: have u ever seen supersize me…
You: with whiskey?
Stranger: u dtf my large ass? big bottomed girls make da world go round
Stranger: harharhar
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Direction Sop McDonalds Fried Sex Yum

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Stranger: 19 male England. Not interested in any form of sexual activity.
You: hey, is this mcdonalds?
Stranger: No.
You: damn!
Stranger: Sorry.
You: i cant find it!
Stranger: If you turn the corner it’s the third building on your right.
You: oh thankyou sir (:
Stranger: This is the Directions to McDonalds shop, so that’ll be £11.50.
You: oh boy .
You: i only have $1
You: what will that get me?
Stranger: Nothing I’m afraid, there’s no McDonald’s close enough for that.
You: ahh!
You: hold on
Stranger: We do however accept payment in human skin.
You: ow. ‘
You: uh, okay.
You: pulls off skin
You: SHIT!
You: there yah go.
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