Posts Tagged meme
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: which is hotter? sharpie in pooper or shoe on head?
Stranger: shoe on head. now.
You: just a question…..
You: i’m perfectly straight, but i would f*ck the old spice guy. is that weird or just normal?
Stranger: I am 12 and what is this?
You: pools closed
Stranger: and niggers pwn
You: fucking magnets, how do they work?
Stranger: This is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. I’m going to have to ask you to take a seat.
You: o rly?
Stranger: Are you a wizard? :O
You: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
You: hey, are you a /b/rother
Stranger: Sup /b/ :P
Stranger: Yesh. Let me play you the national song of my people. BZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZz. Thank you.
You: lol, i’m all out
Stranger: knowyourmeme.com /b/rother
You: by saying /b/rother you are breaking the first rwo rules
Stranger: Yes, yes… but you already have broken the first two rules.
Stranger: Therefore, my win is more than your loss.
Stranger: Your logic, gone.
You: ah well, we always have rule 34
Stranger: Yes, that we do.
Stranger: Rule 34 cell phone, done.
You: rule 34 blue waffle
Stranger: Rule 34, Kari Byron. Yes.
You: how long you been a /b/rother for?
Stranger: A freckle past a hair, possibly sage, but not newfag. Yourself?
You: lol, about a week. newfag alert!
Stranger: Can newfag triforce/
Stranger: ? :P
You: don’t even know the answer to that lol
Stranger: Hah :P
You: i did say newfag
Stranger: Yes you did. You are forgiv- wait. ANON DOES NOT FORGIVE. ANON DOES NOT FORGET.
You: fuck anon lol
Stranger: OP is a faggot.
You: technically i’m the OP of this convo
You: so, f/ck you!
Stranger: But fuck technicallity.
Stranger: I mean f/ck. Magnets how do they work?
You: tits or gtfo
You: no, its probably a trap!
Stranger: I iz not femanon or cumdumpster.
You: i can count to potato!
Stranger: c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
You have disconnected.