Posts Tagged monologue

*PEOPLE

Stranger: horny f?
You: he’s a pervert. how do i respond??
You: yeah ;)
Stranger: nice ;I)
Stranger: age?
You: hmm..
You: 18 :)
Stranger: nice ;) and horny?
You: he’s clearly an idiot.
You: you know it :)
Stranger: nice ;)
You: obviously a very low level of intelligence here.
You: yeahh ;)
Stranger: are you wet
You: possibly the stupidest person i have ever met.
You: errr, sure, why not?
Stranger: why are you 2 persons
You: and he doesn’t know the plural of person is people.
You: on to a winner here.
Stranger: you a scary mf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

,

2 Comments

Why are you so mean?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a perv who wants to have phone sex or have me look at nude pics? Or a normal person?
You: Just to save time there. -.-
You: Hello?
You: Why you ignore me?
You: It’s not nice. D:
You: Why are you so mean?
You: You could at least disconnect.
You: But no.
You: You have to let me talk to myself.
You: I hope you’re happy,
You: cuz you’re a jerk.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

VN:F [1.9.17_1161]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)

,

No Comments