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Beware the Narshlobs.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Shh, the Narshlobs are near.
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: i mean *what*
Stranger: ?!
Stranger: WERE DOOOOOOOMED
You: Shhhh! You’ll wake the OoMu!
Stranger: D:
Stranger: ohgodohgodohgod
You: Chill!
You: Be chill, friend.
Stranger: I CANNOT CHILL WHEN THIS IS HAPPENING
You: OHMYGOD! You woke the OoMu with your yapping!
You: RUN!
Stranger: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: oh my GOD
You: OHGOD! The Narshlob is coming for you!
You: HES GOT YOU!
You: D:
Stranger: HELP MEEEEEEE
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: HEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP
You: Wait! The BlehBlehBlehs are here to help!
Stranger: THANK GOD
Stranger: PLEASE
Stranger: SWEET MOTHER
You: Attack the Narshlob!
Stranger: ….
Stranger: is it over yet?
You: The BlehBlehBlehs have saved you!
You: The Narshlob lays dead.
Stranger: *sigh* oh thank god
You: Lets mourn the loss.
You: -.-
Stranger: *one minute silence*
You: Phew.
You: That was close.
You: NOW YOU KNOW TO BE QUIET!
Stranger: I think my life just flashed before my eyes…
Stranger: That now brings my near-death experiences to 13…oh this cant be good
You: Oh no.
Stranger: im screwed arent i?
You: Maybe.
You: BUT WAIT.
Stranger: …?
You: I shall leave the Narshlob head in your possesion
You: That way if you encounter the OoMu, it shall be repelled.
Stranger: Oh, thank you, so much.
Stranger: Really.
You: Yes, you are welcome my friend.
You: and now, I must depart.
Stranger: I also.
You: I bid you adieu.
Stranger: Farewell, and good luck on your journey
You: And good luck to you too.
You: Fare the well young traveler!
You have disconnected.

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