Posts Tagged not funny

guy pretending to be a girl

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl??
You: 26 f england
You: u?
You: lol i mean 16
Stranger: 16 f usa :)
You: cool
You: nice to see another girl on here
Stranger: yaa after all those gross guys
You: yeah
Stranger: so do u hav a pic or something?
You: the last one the first thing he said is im hard
You: y
Stranger: hahahahahaha really??
You: yeah
You: i just disconnected him
Stranger: i like to put a face to people sorry if that came off weird…
You: it does
You: it make me think ur a guy
Stranger: no but i am a lesbian
You: oh
You: lol
You: well im not
You: and a hate lesbians
You: i think u are distgusting
You: i would rather talk to a guy
You: thats all horny
Stranger: well u are a fat bitch and i wouldn’t be surprised if u didn’t hav friends
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Omegle… Not a Place for the Deaf, ADMIN NOTE: NOT FUNNY!

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi, how are you?
Stranger: Good you
You: Good, thanks for asking.
Stranger: That’s good
You: Asl/
You: *Asl?
Stranger: Beep boop bop
You: Can you say that again? I didn’t hear you.
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Im Crazy Without LSD

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Yo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: HAHAHAHHA
You: elephant
You: HAHAHAH
You: lol
You: look an elephant
You: OH FUCK TOO MUCH LSD AGAIN
You: !
You: Look rainbow
You: LSD is magic
You: ghahahahahah
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40 year virgin? admin note: these guys are both losers.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: HEY
You: im a guy
Stranger: DO IT.
Stranger: ASL NOW.
You: so
Stranger: POOPY PANTS MALONE.
You: I DID IT
Stranger: IM A GUY TOO
You: PUTA VABOSO
You: I LIKE vajayjay
Stranger: CHEECHEES OR GTFO
You: cheechees are yummy
Stranger: THEY ARE AWESOME BRO
Stranger: THEY FEEL LIKE SANDBAGS
You: wait
You: have you felt a boob before?
Stranger: oh wait…
You: YOUR A VIRGIN ARENT YOU?
Stranger: NOOO!!!!
You: YOUR A TOTAL VIRGIN
You: ME SO HORNY
You: ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME
Stranger: ME SEW HAWNY ME LOVE YOU LONGTYMEEE
You: AW YEAH
You: ME LIKE DDAH WEINER
You: IN ME MOUTH
You: WEEEEEEINER
Stranger: WEINERR
Stranger: BOOBS OR GTFO

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“Interesting” Encounter

You: hai
Stranger: Hello?
Stranger: Hai hai
You: hello.
Stranger: Yes, indeed.
Stranger: Mhm, mhm.
You: Ha.
Stranger: Whoah!
You: So humerous!
You: Agh!
Stranger: Maybe.
Stranger: Ugh!
You: Oops!
You: Weee!
Stranger: Wanna bake pizza together?
Stranger: Wohoooo!!
You: OMG! YES!
Stranger: The let’s do it.
Stranger: Tomorrow.
You: Yes.
Stranger: I’ll come get you with my spaceship.
You: Good plan.
Stranger: Yes. My plans are usually good.
You: I can tell.
Stranger: And they are always awesome!
Stranger: But not always good.
You: Uh oh.?
Stranger: Mhm.
Stranger: Woooppiiee!!
Stranger: Na na na…
You: Woozah!
Stranger: Yoyoyoyo!
You: Inkle Pinkle!
Stranger: Twinkle, pinkle, uncle scrooge.
You: Oinky doinky doodly doo!
Stranger: YEAH!
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Gender mess up

Stranger: helloo
You: heey
Stranger: your a strrangeer ! ;DDD
You: interesting, huh?
Stranger: will you suck my vajay-jay ?
You: How big is it?
Stranger: its a rocket
Stranger: !!
You: Lol, well how big is a rocket?
Stranger: it goes to space .
You: You know most guys ive seen that exaggerate like that, have something to hide.
Stranger: im a girl
You: Really?
You: Cause im a guy.
Stranger: yees .
You: haha, well this is weird.
Stranger: do you still want to suck my memberisimo ?

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