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Hello Harry Sexy Time Omegles

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey harry
You: how u been man
Stranger: hey christina
Stranger: long time no see
You: aye sure is darling
Stranger: still single? =/
You: yeah, well i had a man, but it turned out he used to be a woman
You: so i had to get rid of him
Stranger: oh ok…thats crazy
You: how about you, still with rachel?
Stranger: ahh dont ask
You: oh
You: sorry
Stranger: you know peter dont you? well…you know…him and her…
You: i didnt realise it went that way
You: oh yeah peter
You: wat an ass
Stranger: she cheated on me like a cheap slut
You: i cant beleive she would go for peter instead of you
Stranger: yeah hes a retarded loser….
You: yeah, heard he had his way with a toaster once
You: but how about we hook up
You: for old times sake
Stranger: you know…you were always attractive for me…
You: really
You: *blushes*
Stranger: your lovely lips your wonderful face your gorgeous body
Stranger: mmh
You: oh harry
You: stop
You: u making me blush
Stranger: well christina its only the truth
Stranger: look at yourself…
You: hehehe
You: if im honest…i always liked you too
Stranger: :)
You: i even dreamed once that you let me see your cock
Stranger: i can tell you its even greater than in your dreams :P
You: i cannot imagine that…it was just so…soo…oh just thinking about it is making me wet
Stranger: oh yeah just let it happen
You: i must not, it is wrong
Stranger: but why?
Stranger: were both single
Stranger: theres nothing wrong with having fun
You: yes,,,i guess not
You: r u sure u want to
Stranger: of course i am
You: ok
You: well
You: my homones are through the roof now
You: so i cant hold back
Stranger: :) what are you wearing atm?
You: well, i was wearing my jeans, you no the ones…but they got wet, so i took them off
You: and a nice tight tank top
Stranger: haha so nothing covering the lower part of your body anymore?
You: well…i am still wearing my socks
You: but i think i will take them off
You: im getting hot
Stranger: me too baby me too
You: how the penis situation
Stranger: its harder than any rock in the world
You: oh
You: sounds…tasty
Stranger: youd love to explore it dont you :P
You: i do…so badly
You: just to stick it into my tight wet pussy
Stranger: mmh yeah
Stranger: how many fingers you got in your pussy?:P
You: 2
You: and katies tongue
Stranger: mmh
Stranger: really tight huh
Stranger: dont be afraid to moan :P
You: ok
You: ooooooohhhh
You: hhhhhmmmmmm
You: oh, i want u so bad
Stranger: i want to fuck u so bad
Stranger: mmh
You: ooooo
You: oo…oo…oo…..aaaaaaahhhhh
Stranger: move faster and deeper
You: so deep
Stranger: thats so hot
You: im taking this top off
Stranger: yeah you dont need it
Stranger: for sure not
You: oh my boobs, it feels good to hav them free
Stranger: youre nipples are really hard arent they
You: yeah, and i just cant stop touching them
You: and squeezing my big juicy boobs together
Stranger: mmmh
You: ok
You: i hav had enough
You: i am going to work now
You: i hav to get my nurses uniform
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you like to play doctor :P
You: i do
You: please examine me
Stranger: hm hm
Stranger: with what i can see right now everything seems alright
Stranger: but to be sure i also need to examine you inside if you understand what i mean
You: ok doc
You: just let me bend over
Stranger: mmh yeah
Stranger: well my fingers feel that everythings alright…youre really wet but thats okay :P
You: wet mean healthy doesnt it
Stranger: oh yeah it does…
Stranger: everything still feels alright?
You: good
You: can u check my throat
You:
You: with ur dick
Stranger: oh sure its something that needs to be done
Stranger: dont forget to suck it really hard
You: ok
You: hhhhmmmmmmmm
Stranger: yeeeah….feels really good…ahhh
You: i love the pulsing of ur dick in my mouth
Stranger: i love the feeling of having it so far inside you
You: ok harry
You: well i think that is enough
You: thnx
You: i had fun
Stranger: haha christina allright :P
Stranger: me too
You: we will hav to do this again some time
Stranger: oh yeah
You: i will bring the cuffs
You: u bring the oil
You: k?
Stranger: for sure baby
Stranger: :)
Stranger: you like it experimental dont you
You: indeed hiney
You: it is the best way
You: *honey
You: i best be off
You: i have to go to the dole office…get my money
You: ttyl harry
Stranger: byebye… ilikestrawberries@gmx.de if u wanna write me :P
You: thnx
You: well bye

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Yeahhhh… this is about every JB fan…

Stranger: Justin?
You: HELLO
You: yes, how are you babygirl?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: babygirl?:D
Stranger: u are justin? :O
Stranger: bieber? :O
You: justin, last name – bieber
You: yes i am
Stranger: Omg! are u kidding me? :O
Stranger: omfg!
Stranger: No wayy
You: yeah. justin bieber doesnt use omegle, he uses sourmath.com
Stranger: jb uses omegle..
Stranger: becouse i saw the pic
You: okay
Stranger: yeaa :p
You: fair enough. i’m jb
You: but what pic?
Stranger: :D u are?
You: i am
Stranger: um..pic in facebook
Stranger: :O
You: which one? find it for me please
Stranger: okai :) wate please :)
Stranger: omg :(
You: what?
Stranger: i dont find it anymore :(
You: okay :(
You: do you seriously think i’m justin bieber?
Stranger: no :D
Stranger: becouse ur joking :D
You: no i’m not
You: i’m justin bieber
Stranger: :O
Stranger: are u sure ?
You: yes
You: who are you?
Stranger: becouse i have some guests :)
Stranger: im jazmyn
Stranger: but not ur sis :D
You: i have a sister called jazmyn?
Stranger: eem..yea
Stranger: u have sis and bro
Stranger: u dont know ?:D
You: of course i know
You: i was testing you :P
Stranger: haha :Dok
Stranger: i have more quests :D
You: what?
Stranger: what?:D:D
You: more quests, as in?
Stranger: nono :D
Stranger: qouestions
You: ohhhhh.
You: okay
Stranger: or whatever :D my english is not good :(
You: its good
Stranger: um..
You: where are you from?
Stranger: how many phones do u have?
Stranger: estonia
Stranger: u have 5sec
Stranger: 5
You: 4
Stranger: 4phones?:D
You: yeah
Stranger: r u kiddin me?xd
You: no
You: i have 4 phones
Stranger: u have 2phones :D
You: no i don’t
Stranger: I know that u have 2phones:D
You: i think i’d know more about me than you
Stranger: ok,and colors?
You: purple
Stranger: no :D
Stranger: black :D
You: okay, so you really are a jb fan aren’t you?
Stranger: YES I AM !
Stranger: I saw the videos,and there u have 2black phones..
You: in that case
You: wait up
Stranger: case?:D
You: wait
Stranger: okai
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zb64y6Nvs0
Stranger: okai
You: :)
Stranger: wate then :)
Stranger: haha,csi :D
You: i wish that was real life.
Stranger: ah?:D
Stranger: why?
You: cause i hate justin bieber.
Stranger: HAHA,u faag!
Stranger: i knew that ur not jb
You: seriously??!?!?!
Stranger: Yea
You: i would’ve never known!!!!
Stranger: goodbye u lier!
Stranger: fucking fag

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Random Terrorists Harassing Justin Bieber on Omegles

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: SILENCE!
Stranger: I’ll KILL YOU!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: lol
You: :O go ahead :)
Stranger: im a TERROIST! :o
You: :OOOOOO RUUUUUUUNNN!
Stranger: yess run i have BOMBS!
Stranger: :O
You: i’m gonna go to another country
Stranger: i STILL KILL YOU!
Stranger: im muahamed!
You: i’m gonna go on my plane and kill you!
Stranger: :O
Stranger: I NO DIE!
Stranger: i come out in the jeff duffman show
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wait i think i misspelled his last name
Stranger: ..FAIL
You: LMAAO! i came out from the justin beber show
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You are ABSOLUTELY no fun…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: shhhh…don’t make any sudden movements…
Stranger: okay
You: there is a HUGE spider just above your left shoulder…
Stranger: no there isnt
You: NO!!! don’t look!!!
You: you made him go into stealth mode…now you wont be able to find him
Stranger: i didnt i just know there isnt
You: hes a pee pee biting spider…
Stranger: ok…
You: you have to wear a cup for the rest of the day…you never know when he might strike
Stranger: bye
You: hey one second…
Stranger: fine
You: you are ABSOLUTELY no fun…just so you know
You have disconnected.

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The South Hates Ladyboys

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: LGBT?
Stranger: Texas.
Stranger: Is the answer to that.
Stranger: *cocks rifle*
You: Um..i like country music.
Stranger: FAAAAAAAAKEN RAGHEAD
Stranger: RATATATATa
Stranger: YOU’RE DEAD NOW
Stranger: AHAHA
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Hermaphrodite

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Are you xx or xy?
Stranger: sexxxy
You: So youre like a disfigured siamese hermaphrodite?
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Omegles Magical Fart Upsets Religious People

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Buttsex is wrong because a scizophrenic desert jew talked to a magical fart who said so
You: damn, i knew i shouldnt have let that out
Stranger: what?
Stranger: ahhhhh
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAAAA\
Stranger: I love you
You: lol :)
Stranger: you’re pro
Stranger: copypasta this and make the religious ppl rage

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What will we do when mankind ends?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: The age of men is over.

You: Indeed.
You: What shall our kind do?
Stranger: Take a ride on unicorns
You: Hmm… But what will the children do? We must protect.
You: I declare that we drink the sacred….
You: malk.
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