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Become a dinosaur

Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: i’m a dinsaur
Stranger: WHAT?
You: *dinosaur
Stranger: no way!
You: yup!!!
Stranger: i always wanted to be a dinosaur
You: oh… big bang theory… so true
Stranger: very
You: its easy to become a dinosaur
Stranger: thats crazy talk
You: you just have to win a game of five card poker against a unicorn. play against fred, he’s got a crap poker face
Stranger: o rly?
Stranger: im pretty good at poker
You: then you should become a dinosaur
Stranger: but then what kind of dinosaur?
Stranger: i dont wanna be some loser kind
You: skankasoaurus. it’s a t rex’s long lost cousin
Stranger: hmmmm….
Stranger: ill do it!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Omegles vs. Jason

Stranger: Press x for Jason?
You: X
Stranger: JAYSOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
You: HAYYYYYY
Stranger: JAYYYSOOON
You: HAYYYY
You: WASSUP MAN
Stranger: NOTHIN MUCH BRO
Stranger: JUST LOST MY KID AT THE MALL
You: OH MAN AGAIN?
Stranger: YEAH MAN
Stranger: JASONS SUCH A RETARD
You: WHY YOU ALWAYS DO THAT
You: YOU TURN AROUND LOOK AT SOME CHICK AND THEN POOF
Stranger: I CANT HELP IT
Stranger: BUT THATS WHY I ALWAYS PRESS X FOR JASON
Stranger: UNTIL HE GETS HIT BY A CAR
You: GOOD PLAN
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: IM A GREAT DAD
Stranger: WHY ARE WE TYPING IN CAPS LOC
Stranger: K
You: YA, AND SO GOOD OF YOU TO RESORT TO THE AMBER ALERT, THAT A LISTENER MIGHT AS WELL HAVE HIT HIM
You: YEA WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Stranger: EXACTLY MAN, ATLEAST I HAVE MY OTHER KID SHAUN, HE’LL COME IN HANDY UNTIL HE GETS KIDNAPPED
Stranger: I DONT KNOW MAN, I THINK ITS FOR ADDED DRAMA EFFECT
You: I’D TAP THAT
Stranger: YOU’D TAP SHAUN
You: …MAYBE NOT
You: THAT WOULD BE AWKWARD BREHH
You: BUT YA YOUR WIFE IS LIKE A BABY FACTORY
Stranger: YEAH MAN
Stranger: I KNOW I KNOW
Stranger: BUT SHE’S GOING TO LEAVE ME AFTER JASON GETS RUN OVER
You: WELL DAMN GONNA HAPPEN SOON
You: THEN YOUR GONNA STOP HAVING KID NAPPED KIDS
Stranger: TRUE TRUE
Stranger: BUT THEN MY BITCH OF A WIFE MIGHT BLAME SHAUNS KIDNAPPING ON ME
You: O DAMN. I MEAN ITS NOT LIKE YOU INTENTIONALLY LOOK AT SOME CHICK THEN POOF
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YO WE BE PIMPING

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: yoooooooooo
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: whats upp
You: nm muh homiee im preddy damn boredd and i needa qet sum crack
Stranger: thats not good
Stranger: crack is bad for you
You: yoooo crack be slang for…bahahahahaha ok ok im sorry im not ghetto i just wanted to talk like i was ghetto for a bit hahaha
Stranger: lmao, stupid jew.

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Message from God

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: Is there a God?
You: Yes, he is in front of you
Stranger: OMG OMG!
You: Not me, but your computer
Stranger: You are God?
Stranger: Oh right right
You: At least if it is a mac ;)
Stranger: Is a Toshiba
You: Then it is SATAN :O
Stranger: D’oh!
You: Fast, go to an apple store and buy a mac to safe your life!
Stranger: That way I won’t burn in Hell along with Bill Gates?
You: Indeed, go to heaven with Steve jobs :)
Stranger: Yay!
You: It is almost christmas, be together, be with your mac ;)
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgls9IwWUyU

Stranger: OMG LOOK AT APPLE’S NEXT PRODUCT!
Stranger: IS AWESOME!
You: Yes it is!
Stranger: The new “i”
Stranger: Is awesome!
You: But you, with your toshiba are’nt…
Please change the nespresso in those publications into apple products ;)
Stranger: Of course!
You: AND KNOW WHY YOU ARE LIVING!!
(Because you need to change the world! You need to change it!! You need to change it with your brand new mac!!!)
You: >>>End of messaging

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Omegles

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegles will never send you messages from the Stranger account. Strangers who claim to represent the omegles service are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: What are you doing?
Stranger: thanks and you ?
You: obviously you should be practicing your reading skills.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

In this instance we can all see how the Omegles platform fails to facilitate any sort of interaction other than the blandest of linguistic gaps. One user talking to another user from across the world without the setbacks associated with online identity is surely something to be cheered; however, it’s evident that Omegles could work to dramatically improve interactions between members on the site by encouraging them to post and rank conversations here.

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