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You: Oh, the pain!
Stranger: call 911 fast!
You: Well, unless they can help me…
You: Before it’s too late.
Stranger: help u with what?
You: These ninjas!
Stranger: ah not ninjas!
You: They’re terribly fast, and no one can catch them!
You: Because of course, they’re invisible and all -__-
Stranger: yeah and ninja nerd know these things
You: Don’t tell the Spartans, but I still think that we can beat ‘em.
Stranger: have u tried using an invisable gun?
You: Yeah, trying to do one of those “fatalities”.
You: It worked on a few, but those other ones were just so fast…
Stranger: yeah wow u might have to call in the ninja exterminators but they can be pricey
You: Very pricey.
Stranger: at least 500 dollar monopoly money
You: I’m down to my last dollar!
You: And you know, they don’t accept Rupees or anything…
Stranger: try throwing paint
Stranger: it may stick to them revealing them
You: Ah, I see.
You: Microsoft-brand Paint is the best.
You: I’m gonna throw my Microsoft Paint at them, and reveal the ninjas!
Stranger: yes of course.. dont forgot the protective sheeting for the floor
You: But of course.
You: Don’t want to get the paint anywhere else!
You: Well, good bye my old friend.
You: I have to ward off some ninjas!
You: Say hi to the Pirates for me!
Stranger: good luck to you
You: You too.
Stranger: oh i will
You have disconnected.
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