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Pokemon Paraphernalia I hate Mudkip and Golden Seats

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Yo!
Stranger: Name’s Gold, from New Bark Town, Johto.
You: Name’s Brock, From Pewter City
You: Just been out on a hard day catching rock pokemon.
You: Excuse the pun.
Stranger: AND BREEDING?
You: Why of course.
You: Been training up my geodude.
Stranger: BROCK YOU ARE LIKE OBAMA. BROCK OBAMA.
Stranger: MY PRESIDENT.
You: Gold, you are like, my toilet seat
You: Which is made of Gold.
Stranger: I feel… SO honored :’D
You: Oh, don’t mention it.
You: So what pokemon have you been training lately?
Stranger: My Typhlosion of course! Also been training up my Vaporeon so I can fight you!
You: You fool! You’ll never beat my Onix and Geodude!
Stranger: But the experience itself will be worth it! I won’t mind losing if it’s to you, Brock!
You: Yes, the experience. But if you come again, you still won’t get my Boulder Badge!
Stranger: Indeed, and I accept that. so, how’s you Mudkip?
You: I leik Mudkipz
Stranger: I leik them too!
You: That be awesome, Gold!
Stranger: Well Brock, it sure was a pleasure to talk to you, but my rival Silver is coming up, and I don’t want him gaying up the situation. BYE!!

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Pokemon: Sandnigga Vs. Unsuspecting Stranger

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: *throws pokeball* GO …. SANDNIGGAAAA!
You: OUCH
Stranger: sandniggaaaaa, use black phallus attack!
You: here comes the niggaz’ CUM
Stranger: *FIRE!*
You: taste the bittersweetness :P
Stranger: drip.
Stranger: drip.
Stranger: drip.
You: daang
Stranger: drip.
Stranger: KABOOM!
You: WOOOOOSH
Stranger: *PHWOAR*
You: That is NOT a nice smell
You: lol
Stranger: black cum.. hmm tastes like chocolate?
You: DARK chocolate
Stranger: extra dark.
Stranger: 100% chocolate.
You: 99.9% cocoa
Stranger: with added nigerianness.
You: hmmmhmmm
Stranger: byeee
You: byeee
Stranger: try 4chan
Stranger: /b/
You: funfun
Stranger: try 4chan – /b/
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pokemon love fest

You: ronald challenges you to a battle! go charizard!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i choose you cloyster
Stranger: closter use flamethrower
You: charizard use thunder!
You: o.o
You: get out of my head!
Stranger: closters attack neglected charizard’s thunder now it has to go home and sleep
Stranger: no you get out of my butt
You: why? i love you
Stranger: i love you like a volbeat loves and Illumise
Stranger: OMGG @@@________@@@@@@@@@@
phewkang same thing was jsut checking my spelling for illumise
You: i love you like a cricketune loves to sing
Stranger: i love you like a metapod loves to harden
You: i love you like a 16 year old girl likes a digglet
Stranger: I love you like everyone loves mudkips, even though swampert is way cooler
You: i love you like 4chan likes to troll even on forums like pokemon
Stranger: I love you like a pistachio addict loves to bust nuts
You: i love you’s
Stranger: I love as many times as people have said it around the world today
You: american?
Stranger: I love you like dora like maps like the pope’s toilets loves holy craps
You: i love you like i love bacon
Stranger: I need you like water in a drought
You: i love you like obama loves me
You: and he loves me alot
Stranger: I love you like like a white plantation owner loves his black skined servent lady
You: “i love you like a fat kid loves cake

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Become a dinosaur

Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: i’m a dinsaur
Stranger: WHAT?
You: *dinosaur
Stranger: no way!
You: yup!!!
Stranger: i always wanted to be a dinosaur
You: oh… big bang theory… so true
Stranger: very
You: its easy to become a dinosaur
Stranger: thats crazy talk
You: you just have to win a game of five card poker against a unicorn. play against fred, he’s got a crap poker face
Stranger: o rly?
Stranger: im pretty good at poker
You: then you should become a dinosaur
Stranger: but then what kind of dinosaur?
Stranger: i dont wanna be some loser kind
You: skankasoaurus. it’s a t rex’s long lost cousin
Stranger: hmmmm….
Stranger: ill do it!
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1 fez, 3 galleons.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
You: Can I have a fez?
You: A purple fez with green velvet tassels
Stranger: Sure, want a bow-tie too?
You: Yeah, sure. Can I have a bow tie made of real zebra fur and a toenail from a 23 year old hermaphrodite?
Stranger: Sure thing, brotato chip.
You: How much does that come to?
You: I’m kind of on a budget
You: Under ten million, right?
Stranger: Six Galleons.
You: Oh… Is that a basilisk tooth? How much for that?
Stranger: Oh, well if you buy a Squirtle, you get it for free.
Stranger: Squirtles cost seven acorns.
You: Okay, I’ll take three squirrels, the fez, and the tie. That means I get three free basilisk teeth, right?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Paper or Plastic?
You: BOTH.
Stranger: Very well, here you are.
You: So… Do you sell toothpaste here?
You: Theese teeth have cavities.
Stranger: I sale Crest.
You: Oh, ew.
Stranger: The tubes are three years old though..
You: Never mind
You: Hmm…
You: I’m just going to browse the rest of the store
Stranger: Alright, just say if you need anything.
You: I WANT HERMIONIE GRANGER! and a rocketship.
Stranger: I love you.
You: I love you too.
Stranger: Because I only eat protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks.
You: Dumbledore! Why are you being such a lousy boyfrienn?
Stranger: Did you get my text?
You: So don’t you tell me to go, say I’m the one, d-d-d-do you think I’m dumb? Sorry, did I just stutter?
Stranger: AVPM and AVPS are quite possibly the funniest things I have ever seen.
You: And I’m happy as a squirrel, long as I’m with Mr. Quirrell!
You: Lol
You: Im actually listening to Stutter right now. I bought it ton itunes
Stranger: At the end of AVPS when they start singing the Hogwarts song, I almost cried.
You: Me too!
You: I’m Hannah.
Stranger: I’m Austin.
Stranger: Nice to meet you.
You: This is sooo going on omeglechats.com
Stranger: Haha

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Don’t want to catch THIS.

8508 users onlineYou’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello..
You: I’m depressed.
Stranger: Hello..
Stranger: why ?
Stranger: what happened
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ur gf left u
You: Nah..
You: I caught something..
Stranger: then
Stranger: ?
Stranger: is that worst
You: It’s embarrassing!
You: What should I do with the thing that I caught?
You: It makes me really sleepy!
You: :/
Stranger: oh lol
Stranger: that u should sleep
You: I think it’s called ‘Jigglypuff’ or something..
Stranger: ohohohooh
You: OH SHIT
You: ITS ABOUT TO SING
Stranger: ahaha your a wanker
You: You: You: Stranger: r you asleep?
You: ..yes?
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PokeCyber

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I am a horny Pikachu looking for a handsome Squirtle to toy around with.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: r u horny?
You: I am a horny pikachu
You: are you a squirtle?
You: Or maybe a tentacruel?
Stranger: a squirtle?
You: :D
You: Then I am totally horny
You: What level are you?!
Stranger: last level
Stranger: hw big r ur boobs?
You: I am level 72, if that answers your question ;D
Stranger: thats horny
You: Let’s poke-do-it
You: Use hydro pump on me babe
Stranger: take off ur clothes
You: -takes off clothes-
You: Use tail whip, please!
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