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Have you met Brian

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: HI
Stranger: bonerrrsssss
You: MY NAME IS BRIAN
You: I LIKE TO SKATEBOARD
You: MAYBE WE CAN BE FRIENDS
Stranger: MY NAME IS ALEX
Stranger: MAYBE WE CAN
You: I’D NEVER DO ANYTHING TO RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP
You: LIKE POOP MY PANTS
Stranger: GOOD
You: HEY
Stranger: INEED ONE OF THOSE
Stranger: LOL
You: I HEARD THE LAST GUY YOU TALKED TO POOPED HIS PANTS
You: OH WHAT AND IDIOT
Stranger: HE DID!
You: HAVE YOU MET BRIAN
You: HE SEEMS PRETTY COOL
Stranger: HE DOES
Stranger: IM DIGGING HIM
You: HE LIKES TO SKATEBOARD
Stranger: THATS SWEET
You: YOU WON’T FIND ANY POOP IN HIS PANTS
Stranger: THATS WONDERFUL
Stranger: POOP IS BAD
Stranger: WELL IN THE PANTS
You: Pssst….
Stranger: lol yeah
You: I THINK BRIAN POOPED HIS PANTS
Stranger: NOOOO!
Stranger: BRIAANNN!>?
You have disconnected.

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taking a dump?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Well hello there!
Stranger: what’s your deepest darkest secret?
You: I AM CURRENTLY IN THE MIDDLE OF TAKING A DUMP BUT HAVE STOPPED MID-POOP JUST FOR YOU

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