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don’t **** with voldemort.

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Stranger: I’M A DEMENTOR!!!
You: well i’m voldemort
You: bow down, bitch.
Stranger: Best response ever.
Stranger: Thanks for that.
You: lmao!
Stranger: Heck.
Stranger: I’ve always wanted to be a dementor.
You: i always wanted to kill that bastard potter, haven’t gotten round to it yet though.
You: atleast you have aspirations.
Stranger: yeah. He’s not really popular in the Dementor community either.
You: slimey little f’er he is!
Stranger: Haha. I just imagined an actual dementor community.
Stranger: With like, a 50′s family in demenotr capes.
You: you should hear what we say about him in the death eater changing rooms!
You: how he’d blush
Stranger: Is it awkward in death eater changing rooms?
You: nah, we’re close.
You: had a few bonding sesh’s with ‘em over some butter beer and we’re set for lifee
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harry potthead

Stranger: hello
You: ello
Stranger: are you a centuar named Maureece?
You: i am a ninja named thomas
Stranger: well hello there thomas
You: from the kk klan of eastern nasaki
Stranger: i am a pirate mermaid named Coral
Stranger: O.O Your racist? thats HORRIBLE
You: i am actually a mailman in michigan
You: in 36
You: i havee no wife and no kids
Stranger: oh thats so sad for you
You: all that is a complete lie
You: im 15 in california
You: male
Stranger: O.o make up your mind
Stranger: and i was lying too. I am a 15 year old witch
You: ?
Stranger: I’m currently at Hogwarts, which to stop confusion is actually in Scotland not England
Stranger: and oh yeaaaahhh i hate mailmen
You: facebook me
You: *name removed because i dont like strangers*
You: the picture is a giraffe i drew
Stranger: i do not know of this facebook of which you speak…
You: i see
Stranger: I have a wizbook account… is facebook like the muggle equivelant?
Stranger: and OHHH GIRAFFEEEE
Stranger: I LOVE ANIMALS
You: i like
You: too
Stranger: your not some death eater trying to catch me being a blood traitor and talking to muggles are you? *stares at suspiciously*
You: no
Stranger: Ok :) just making sure… my parents would kill me
You: im a 14 year old kid
Stranger: oh dear you’re not a muggle are you? *is now a little worried*
You: no
You: im a giraffe
Stranger: O.o you’re a giraffe who knows how to use a computer?
You: yesssh
Stranger: Wow that must be hard considering you don’t have fingers on your hooves
Stranger: My Mum always told me animals were smart though, so im not surprised you figured out the complex art of using a computer…
Stranger: Are you suuuurrree you’re not a muggle?
Stranger: you are not answering, silence is a sign of lying. You ARE a muggle ARENT you?
You: im here
You: ‘i was using the restroom
You: *peeing*
Stranger: O.O too much info
You: sorry
Stranger: hmm… was i supposed to be somewhere right now? *ponders* nope no class right now and dinner’s still a couple hours off
Stranger: so what’s up?
You: i hav baseball practice at 3:00 pm pacific standard time
Stranger: interesting… wait… whats baseball? Is that like Quidditch?
You: no…………………………………….

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Stranger: O.o you do realize that that was alot of nothing that took up tons of the computer screen right?
You: Stranger is typing…
You: yesssh
You: Stranger is typing…
Stranger: why do you keep typing that the stranger is typing
Stranger: thats annoying… Are you SURE your not a muggle? Only muggles are that annoying…
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: didnt we already say hello awhile back there?
You: yes but
You: i like to say it periodicly
You: hold please im bidding on a jasper xbox\
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: right….
Stranger: ta ta for now

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Harry Potter’s Birthday

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Stranger: ITS HARRY POTTERS BIRTHDAY
You: SH-T
You: I FORGOT
Stranger: omg
Stranger: HOW DARE YOU
Stranger: HE IS AN ICON. A LEGEND. A BEACON OF HOPE.
Stranger: AND YOU JUST FORGET?
You: HEY
Stranger: NO MY FRIEND, YOU DO NOT JUST ‘FORGET’
You: I REMEMBERED YOUR BIRTHDAY
Stranger: NO YOU DIDN’T
Stranger: IT WAS YESTERDAY
You: S–T
Stranger: I DIDN’T GET A CARD
You: SORRY MAN
Stranger: GOD, YOU’RE HOPELESS
You: I LOVE YOU MAN
Stranger: DON’T KNOW WHY I’M FRIENDS WITH YOU
Stranger: I LOVE YOU BRO, BUT COME ON, MAN UP, BUY ME A CAKE.
You: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT WHAT KIND
You: COOKIE?
You: COFFEE?
You: ICE CREAM?
You: VANILLA?
Stranger: NOOOO
Stranger: CHOCOLATE
Stranger: DOUBLE CHOCOLATE
Stranger: WITH A SIDE OF CHOCOLATE
You: YOU GOT IT NIG
You: YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU A CLOWN?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I HATE CLOWNS
Stranger: DONT YOU DARE
Stranger: I’LL CRUCIO YOUR ASS IF YOU TRY
You: FUCK MAN WHAT ABOUT A MIME?
You: OR A WHOLE F-ING CIRCUS IF YOU WANT
You: MINUS THE CLOWNS OF COURSE
Stranger: NO. JUST A CAKE. AND THEN MAYBE, I WAS THINKING WE COULD WATCH A FILM?
You: SURE WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND
Stranger: MAYBE… LOVE ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE IT SO, OR IF YOU WANT DEATH AND DESTRUCTION… WELL I DON’T KNOW YOU PICK
You: LOVE
You: CAUSE I LOVE YOU
Stranger: MAN, THAT IS SO SWEET
You: YOU’RE SO SWEET YOU CHOCOLATY MOFO
Stranger: EXCUSE ME?
Stranger: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
You: AWW MAN
You: I MESSED UP AGAIN DIDNG I
You: DIDNT I!
You: IM SORRY MAN
You: I DIDNT MEAN IT
Stranger: YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT
Stranger: BUT I DONT BELIEVE YOU ANYMORE
Stranger: YOU’RE BREAKING MY HEART.
You: NO
You: I LOVE YOUR HEART
You: I WOULDN’T DARE BREAK IT
You: DON’T LEAVE ME
You: I NEED YOU
Stranger: I GAVE MY HEART TO YOU AND YOU FORGOT ABOUT IT LIKE YOU FORGOT ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY
Stranger: AND NOW ITS ROTTEN AND MOULDY
Stranger: YOU DONT NEED ME THOUGH DO YOU
Stranger: NO
You: I DO
You: WITHOUT YOU
You: I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR
You: OKAY OKAY
You: IF IT CAN’T BE
You: THEN IM GOING TO DROWN MYSELF AND OUR ADOPTED SON
Stranger: NO
Stranger: DONT DO THAT
Stranger: I WANT YOU TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
You: I CAN’T
You: NOT WITHOUT YOU
Stranger: I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
Stranger: BUT THAT CANT HAPPEN IF IM IN YOUR LIFE
You: OF COURSE IT CAN
Stranger: YOU HAVE TO MOVE ON
Stranger: IM SORRY.
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: IT’S OVER.
You: DON’T SAY THAT
Stranger: I HAVE TO
Stranger: FOR THE GOOD OF OUR HEARTS
You: GAH
You: IL ALWYAS LOVE YOU
Stranger: AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.
Stranger: This has been the greatest omegle convo ever, thanks dude. xD bye!
You: haha hell yeah
You: see ya
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1 fez, 3 galleons.

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Stranger: It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
You: Can I have a fez?
You: A purple fez with green velvet tassels
Stranger: Sure, want a bow-tie too?
You: Yeah, sure. Can I have a bow tie made of real zebra fur and a toenail from a 23 year old hermaphrodite?
Stranger: Sure thing, brotato chip.
You: How much does that come to?
You: I’m kind of on a budget
You: Under ten million, right?
Stranger: Six Galleons.
You: Oh… Is that a basilisk tooth? How much for that?
Stranger: Oh, well if you buy a Squirtle, you get it for free.
Stranger: Squirtles cost seven acorns.
You: Okay, I’ll take three squirrels, the fez, and the tie. That means I get three free basilisk teeth, right?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Paper or Plastic?
You: BOTH.
Stranger: Very well, here you are.
You: So… Do you sell toothpaste here?
You: Theese teeth have cavities.
Stranger: I sale Crest.
You: Oh, ew.
Stranger: The tubes are three years old though..
You: Never mind
You: Hmm…
You: I’m just going to browse the rest of the store
Stranger: Alright, just say if you need anything.
You: I WANT HERMIONIE GRANGER! and a rocketship.
Stranger: I love you.
You: I love you too.
Stranger: Because I only eat protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks.
You: Dumbledore! Why are you being such a lousy boyfrienn?
Stranger: Did you get my text?
You: So don’t you tell me to go, say I’m the one, d-d-d-do you think I’m dumb? Sorry, did I just stutter?
Stranger: AVPM and AVPS are quite possibly the funniest things I have ever seen.
You: And I’m happy as a squirrel, long as I’m with Mr. Quirrell!
You: Lol
You: Im actually listening to Stutter right now. I bought it ton itunes
Stranger: At the end of AVPS when they start singing the Hogwarts song, I almost cried.
You: Me too!
You: I’m Hannah.
Stranger: I’m Austin.
Stranger: Nice to meet you.
You: This is sooo going on omeglechats.com
Stranger: Haha

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was that draco :0

You: hi
Stranger: HERMIONE CAN’T DRAW!
You: :0
You: really? i thought she could.
Stranger: nope
You: she drew a picture of crookshanks once
You: it was nice
You: :/
Stranger: she only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she reads a how to draw book!
You: i think you have her confused with ron
Stranger: father will hear of this.
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MEOW

You: MEOW
Stranger: AVPS.
You: MEOW
Stranger: AVPS.
You: MEOWOWOWOWOWOWOWW
Stranger: AVPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
You:
You: meow
Stranger: put that in your juicebox and suck it.
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Harry’s Back! :O

Stranger: hi
You: Harry?
You: Harry Potter?
Stranger: its okay
You: OMG IT’S YOU!
You: :o
Stranger: what?
Stranger: no its not
You: I CANT BELIVE IM TALKING TO HARRY POTTER!
Stranger: i am not harry potter
Stranger: sorry
You: HEY EVERYONE IM TALKING TO HARRY POTTER!
Stranger: youre not talking to harry potter
You: BTW THIS IS GONG ON OMEGLE CHATS
Stranger: i am not harry potter
You: YES I AM. YOU’RE HARRY POTTER!
Stranger: no i am not
Stranger: sorry
You: YES YOU ARE HARRY!
Stranger: but im not harry potter
Stranger: no
Stranger: i
Stranger: am
Stranger: not
Stranger: i am not harry potter
You: STOP SAYING YOU’RE NOT BECAUSE HOGWARTS NEEDS YOU MORE THEN EVER!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: bye
Stranger: “harry potter” says bye
You: VOLDERMORT IS BACK THEY NEED UR HELP!
Stranger: so called harry potter says bye
You: DONT GO. THEY NEED YOU!!!
Stranger: harry potter has other things to do
Stranger: harry says bye
You: FINE THEN HARRY. I’M TELLING DUMBILDORE THAT YOU’RE NOT GOING TO HELP SO YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK TO HOGWARTS EVER AGAIN!
Stranger: bye
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