Posts Tagged potter
don’t **** with voldemort.
Posted by gemma in user-submitted on October 12th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: I’M A DEMENTOR!!!
You: well i’m voldemort
You: bow down, bitch.
Stranger: Best response ever.
Stranger: Thanks for that.
You: lmao!
Stranger: Heck.
Stranger: I’ve always wanted to be a dementor.
You: i always wanted to kill that bastard potter, haven’t gotten round to it yet though.
You: atleast you have aspirations.
Stranger: yeah. He’s not really popular in the Dementor community either.
You: slimey little f’er he is!
Stranger: Haha. I just imagined an actual dementor community.
Stranger: With like, a 50′s family in demenotr capes.
You: you should hear what we say about him in the death eater changing rooms!
You: how he’d blush
Stranger: Is it awkward in death eater changing rooms?
You: nah, we’re close.
You: had a few bonding sesh’s with ‘em over some butter beer and we’re set for lifee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
harry potthead
Posted by clint in user-submitted on September 30th, 2010
Stranger: hello
You: ello
Stranger: are you a centuar named Maureece?
You: i am a ninja named thomas
Stranger: well hello there thomas
You: from the kk klan of eastern nasaki
Stranger: i am a pirate mermaid named Coral
Stranger: O.O Your racist? thats HORRIBLE
You: i am actually a mailman in michigan
You: in 36
You: i havee no wife and no kids
Stranger: oh thats so sad for you
You: all that is a complete lie
You: im 15 in california
You: male
Stranger: O.o make up your mind
Stranger: and i was lying too. I am a 15 year old witch
You: ?
Stranger: I’m currently at Hogwarts, which to stop confusion is actually in Scotland not England
Stranger: and oh yeaaaahhh i hate mailmen
You: facebook me
You: *name removed because i dont like strangers*
You: the picture is a giraffe i drew
Stranger: i do not know of this facebook of which you speak…
You: i see
Stranger: I have a wizbook account… is facebook like the muggle equivelant?
Stranger: and OHHH GIRAFFEEEE
Stranger: I LOVE ANIMALS
You: i like
You: too
Stranger: your not some death eater trying to catch me being a blood traitor and talking to muggles are you? *stares at suspiciously*
You: no
Stranger: Ok :) just making sure… my parents would kill me
You: im a 14 year old kid
Stranger: oh dear you’re not a muggle are you? *is now a little worried*
You: no
You: im a giraffe
Stranger: O.o you’re a giraffe who knows how to use a computer?
You: yesssh
Stranger: Wow that must be hard considering you don’t have fingers on your hooves
Stranger: My Mum always told me animals were smart though, so im not surprised you figured out the complex art of using a computer…
Stranger: Are you suuuurrree you’re not a muggle?
Stranger: you are not answering, silence is a sign of lying. You ARE a muggle ARENT you?
You: im here
You: ‘i was using the restroom
You: *peeing*
Stranger: O.O too much info
You: sorry
Stranger: hmm… was i supposed to be somewhere right now? *ponders* nope no class right now and dinner’s still a couple hours off
Stranger: so what’s up?
You: i hav baseball practice at 3:00 pm pacific standard time
Stranger: interesting… wait… whats baseball? Is that like Quidditch?
You: no…………………………………….
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Stranger: O.o you do realize that that was alot of nothing that took up tons of the computer screen right?
You: Stranger is typing…
You: yesssh
You: Stranger is typing…
Stranger: why do you keep typing that the stranger is typing
Stranger: thats annoying… Are you SURE your not a muggle? Only muggles are that annoying…
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: didnt we already say hello awhile back there?
You: yes but
You: i like to say it periodicly
You: hold please im bidding on a jasper xbox\
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: right….
Stranger: ta ta for now
was that draco :0
Posted by hahaha in user-submitted on September 11th, 2010
You: hi
Stranger: HERMIONE CAN’T DRAW!
You: :0
You: really? i thought she could.
Stranger: nope
You: she drew a picture of crookshanks once
You: it was nice
You: :/
Stranger: she only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she reads a how to draw book!
You: i think you have her confused with ron
Stranger: father will hear of this.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
MEOW
Posted by Melissa in user-submitted on September 6th, 2010
You: MEOW
Stranger: AVPS.
You: MEOW
Stranger: AVPS.
You: MEOWOWOWOWOWOWOWW
Stranger: AVPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
You: …
You: meow
Stranger: put that in your juicebox and suck it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Harry’s Back! :O
Posted by Calam in user-submitted on August 11th, 2010
Stranger: hi
You: Harry?
You: Harry Potter?
Stranger: its okay
You: OMG IT’S YOU!
You: :o
Stranger: what?
Stranger: no its not
You: I CANT BELIVE IM TALKING TO HARRY POTTER!
Stranger: i am not harry potter
Stranger: sorry
You: HEY EVERYONE IM TALKING TO HARRY POTTER!
Stranger: youre not talking to harry potter
You: BTW THIS IS GONG ON OMEGLE CHATS
Stranger: i am not harry potter
You: YES I AM. YOU’RE HARRY POTTER!
Stranger: no i am not
Stranger: sorry
You: YES YOU ARE HARRY!
Stranger: but im not harry potter
Stranger: no
Stranger: i
Stranger: am
Stranger: not
Stranger: i am not harry potter
You: STOP SAYING YOU’RE NOT BECAUSE HOGWARTS NEEDS YOU MORE THEN EVER!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: bye
Stranger: “harry potter” says bye
You: VOLDERMORT IS BACK THEY NEED UR HELP!
Stranger: so called harry potter says bye
You: DONT GO. THEY NEED YOU!!!
Stranger: harry potter has other things to do
Stranger: harry says bye
You: FINE THEN HARRY. I’M TELLING DUMBILDORE THAT YOU’RE NOT GOING TO HELP SO YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK TO HOGWARTS EVER AGAIN!
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.