Posts Tagged quickie

Conversation between two cavemen

Stranger: hi me male or 20.
You: ME MALE!
You: ME BIG CAVEMAN
You: ME BANG ROCK AGAINST WALL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Zombie Win

You: ZOMBIE ATTACK! WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!
Stranger: call in chuck norris
You: good call!
Stranger: yes super affective
You: congratulations. you have passed the test!
Stranger: yaa what do i win
You: you win the internet
Stranger: yesssssssssssss i always wanted it
You: I’m happy I was able to grant your wish. Now I must go and bestow unfathomable happiness on other unsuspecting omegle-ites! Good bye!
You have disconnected.

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Staring Contest

You: haha! You blinked! I win!
Stranger: Damn
You have disconnected

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Insert Magic Spell Here

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: abra kadabra!
Stranger: Avada Kedavra!
You: Open Sesame!
Stranger: Ahlohamora..
You: Vidi Vidi Vichi
Stranger: Lumos Maxima..
You: Finite Incantatum
Stranger: Crucio!
You: Milli Vanilli!
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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i think he had a diffrent idea

You: so
Stranger: soooooooooooooo
You: this is the part whair we either say asl or scream some random bullcrap
Stranger: asl?
You: purple puppy penis!
You have disconnected.

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No mexicans?

You: HELLO
Stranger: HI
You: I YELL EVERYTHING I TYPE
You: SO THATS WHY IM WRITING IN CAPITALS
You: ITS KINDA SEXY
Stranger: HAHA I AGREE
You: ARE YOU MEXICAN?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Beat me to it

Stranger: 18 M los angeles
You: asl
You: F-CK
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Meat

You: Hi
Stranger: Hey 24 m turkey
You: Hey 21 f chicken

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