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Here Comes The Bride

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Stranger: marry me? :)
You: of course!
You: *wedding bells*
You: *honeymoon*
You: *kids*
You: *fighting*
You: *divorce*
You: *alimony*
You: *bankruptcy*
You: *suicide*
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Who?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: hello friend
Stranger: satan
You: santa?
Stranger: SATAN
You: who?
Stranger: the DEVIL
You: who?
Stranger: you know
You: who?
Stranger: that guy with the horns?
Stranger: he killed jesus
You: ohhh, ohh okay
You: Bill O’Reilly
Stranger: HAHA
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I guess me

You: Hi sir
Stranger: hi
You: may i help you
Stranger: asl
Stranger: m/f?
You: asl is the most killer convo killer
You: u know what else kills convos
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Best set up ever.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: I miss you.
Stranger: aww really thats nice
You: How long has it been?
Stranger: too long tooooo long
You: twss
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Hi Andrew

Stranger: Hi im Andrew
You: Shut the f**k up andrew.
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Guilty Pleasures

Stranger: i
Stranger: like
Stranger: boobs
Stranger: :D
You: really? because all they are are sacks of tissue on a woman’s chest.
You: but I don’t judge.
You: I like strawberry shortcake.
You: we all have our guilty pleasures
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You’ve got to be joking.

You: hello!
Stranger: hii
16/male/india….
so u gonna disconnect noe rite?? :D
You: not unless you can tell me a good joke.
You: one that will legitimately make me laugh aloud.
Stranger: okay, y was the chicken crossing the road?
You: I dunno, why?
Stranger: to get on the other side.hahahhaa
You: NOW I’m gonna disconnect.
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krystal

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: http://www.–ihatekrystal.com/index.php?i*-****234asfdaadsfasdf0d011dcc3d972b3
You: you dont hate krystal
You: you really love her
You: now go on win her back
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